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Znovu by Whydousernamesevenexist
Fandoms: Pod Junáckou vlajkou - Jaroslav Foglar, Devadesátka pokračuje - Jaroslav Foglar
26 Apr 2025
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Jiří, Mirkův kamarád z dětství, se po několika letech zase ozve.
Aneb
Jejich tension jsem viděla hned poprvé co jsem četla ty knížky když mi bylo asi deset. Teď jsem byla u babičky, nejela WiFi, a já si znovu přečetla Pod Junáckou vlajkou a Devadesátka pokračuje (za jeden den), a zjistila jsem, že ani ao3, ani Tumblr o nich nic nemá. To se musí napravit.
Varování než tohle rozkliknete:
1. Můj první ao3 fic. Neumím tagy, neumím psát.
2. O skautech vím tak akorát to co jsem se dočetla ve Foglarovkách
3. Co se týče časoprostoru… prostě, to, co se stalo v tech dvou knížkách se stalo víceméně tak jak to bylo napsané, v originálním časoprostoru. Pak boom, timeskip, je jim kolem 25, a jsou ve 2025 protože fakt nejsem schopná psát v historickém kontextu. Just deal with it pls. Prahu neznám, adresy jsou vymyšlené.
4. Out of character. Jako, příšerně. Hlavně Jiří.
5. Pokud nebude update za týden, pojďte mě seřvat na Tumblr @whydousernamesevenexist
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Chuuya walks into the interaction with no hope of escaping unscathed. Surely he’ll exit a hollow shell of a man, his ego torn to shreds by the silver tongue of the idiot who forced his way into his life like an asteroid. His sister is a cruel woman, worrying for his well-being in the worst of ways. Chuuya is not a lonely man, so if Kouyou would stop suggesting that his lack of a partner makes him as much, it’d be well appreciated.
He has friends, a lot of them at that. He has Kouyou, and Yosano—who is somewhere between friend and family, taking into consideration her long-term relationship with his sister. And then there’s Dazai, who seems to fit in neither category. It’s a gray area, making him the perfect candidate.
Kouyou insists that she and Yosano go on a double date with Chuuya and his date. Who as of now is yet to be determined.
Who as of now, Dazai will either helpfully agree to take upon the role of, or Chuuya will have no choice but to sink into the floor.
(Or: Chuuya asks Dazai to be his fake date to ease his sister’s worries. Inexplicably, things quickly elevate as all things involving Dazai and Chuuya tend to do.)
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The moment Dazai lost at Mortal Kombat, Chuuya knew Dazai had a plan, this wasn't normal...
...Oh, and right he was.
Or Dazai loses purposely and Chuuya has a whole hour to make Dazai do whatever he wants.
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- Part 1 of Little Weird Bedtime Stories ✨
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“I need you to hit me as hard as you can.” Dazai says without any preamble, walking right up to them.
“What?” Atsushi sounds aghast. “Why would I?”
“Dazai-san—” Akutagawa begins.
“Bet.” Chuuya says, and punches him square in the face.
Shockingly, this is actually the better of the two interactions Chuuya has had with Dazai.
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13 Mar 2026
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Funnies and also sweetest skk fanfic.
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“Distorting language is not fun,” Chuuya makes a point of letting him know. “It’s blasphemy.”
“By the way, people stopped saying sigma-maxxing-rizz, or whatever, like three centuries ago,” Dazai sighs, glancing down at his watch. “Do your research better next time, slug.”
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08 Mar 2026
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How did you make a fic with the prompt of brainrot so fucking good and sweet and fluffy
I love this so much -
Noise Complaints. by the_mackerel for green_slug
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Jul 2026
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"That’s his ‘out’, the pure brilliance of his strategy: it’s a ‘we could, perhaps… just joking… unless’. A childish choice, really, but desire rarely breeds the smartest ideas.
It’s hasty, they’re both clearly rushing. There must be no time for either to think.
The mackerel can’t retreat if he’s balls deep.
And the slug won’t chicken out if he’s getting his brains fucked out.
Simple maths, really.
Or: Osamu Dazai thinks the best way to handle a noise complaint is to become the noise complaint.
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07 Mar 2026
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Yeah so they're so fucking cute and funny