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    He'd done it, finally. Death stained his hands, filling him with exhilaration. Now what?

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    26 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Verrrrrry interesting. Veeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting crossover.

  2. Rec 19

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    Someone on Pinterest wanted someone to make this so I asked them if they wanted me to do it and they said yes.

    Wine + Chuuya = Chaos

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    16 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hehehehehehehe

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    “Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”

    “Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”

    “Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”

    Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.

    “I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”

    Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
    One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.

    Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.

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    03 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Okay so: Dazai and Chuuya undercover, Dazai as Tsushima, Chuuya as Kashimura. But here's the fun thing. Tsushima is supposed to be a puppy-like person, who VALUES LIFE. And Kashimura, according to outsiders, has the PATIENCE OF A SAINT. Yeah. Sure. Why not. I'm convinced. (* ̄▽ ̄)ノ~~ ♪ (And well, it's definitely fun to read...)

  4. Rec 20

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    Thanos is everything a rapper should be—flashy, famous, drowning in attention, and always on top. He spits bars, gets girls, stacks cash, and owns the stage like it was built just for him. But sometimes… the noise gets too loud, the fans too fake, and the parties too empty.So, like any burnt-out celebrity with too much time and too little peace, he does mukbangs.

    The catch? No one really gives a shit when he’s not rapping.

    Every livestream, it’s the same sad story: two bots and one relentless troll in the comments, typing like their life’s mission is to ruin his.

    And one day? He snaps.

    Mature and level-headed as always, Thanos decides to track the troll down and throw hands—until he sees him.Turns out the troll is a pretty boy. Like, really pretty.

    Thanos has a weakness. And it’s pretty boys with sharp tongues and smug grins.

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    Thanos is a mukbang and he has this one really persistent troll, one day, he snaps. He decides to find this troll but unfortunately, this troll is a pretty boy. And Thanos has a weakness for pretty boys.

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    28 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Okay so I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHY I LOVED READING THIS, BUT I KINDA LOVED READING THIS, THE STORY IS SO DUMB AND THE CHARACTERS ARE DUMBER AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY 'CAUSE I WAS RAGING THE ENTIRE TIME AND LOSING MY SHIT but in the end it was pretty fun. Yeah. I think I would read the fanfic again. 👍🏻

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    Follow the journey of the guards as they watch the Frontman's obsession with Gi-hun turn into something more after years of mad simping for the winner

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    27 Apr 2026

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    OMG I really can't describe this crackfanfic properly so here are some scenes, that stood out to me:

    With the power of friendship, they laid the man's body in the coffin.
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    Then… Gi-hun hung up. Fucking hung up on the boss! Min-hee could see under the mask that the boss was furious , he didn’t like being hunged up on from his future husband (that would definitely not agree to marry him, but Min-hee was starting to enjoy the angst). 
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    “Y’all remember when I told you I saw him last month, right?’’ one of the men asked and shook his head. “That player looks fucking homeless, yet the boss still simps.’’
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     Brainrotted by tiktok memes and trends, the guards continued arguing on the penalty for the Crypto guard. 
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    “We had matching trackers, he doesn’t want me, Min-hee!’’ the boss continued with his heartbroken complaints, sobbing. “He has moved on, he even dyed his hair last week…’’
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     The Salesman nodded, not understanding most of what she said, and got up. 

    “She spends too much time on tiktok, don’t mind her language,’’ the boss said and got up too. “But whatever she said is true. Do your job.’’
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    “Did you hear?’’ 

    “What?’’

    “There was already a display of the cake.’’

    “THE FUCK?!’’
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    “This is my Heartstopper.’’

    “Nah, this is my ‘1 pro vs 1 admin vs 454 noobs, slash enemies slash friends to lovers, quick slash slow burn, slash fluff and angst, slash hurt and comfort’ fanfic/youtube video.’’
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    “I’m running out of popcorn guys, does anyone has some left?’’ 
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    “I DON’T WANT TO DIE!’’

    “IS THIS BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN MAKING MEMES OF HIM?’’

    “SINCE WHEN IS KILLING A FIRING METHOD, BOSS?!’’

    “WE KNOW THERE ARE INFLATIONS, BUT COME ON BOSS, DON’T KILL US JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PAY US!’’
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    (I'M SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T DECIDE, I SWEAR THAT'S IT!!! JUST READ THE DAMN CRACKFIC, OKAY?!?!)