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Harveste by Kyaru (Thumbie)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Addams Family - All Media Types
22 Jul 2013
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He'd done it, finally. Death stained his hands, filling him with exhilaration. Now what?
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- Part 1 of Harveste Addams
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,351
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 157
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- 8,017
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- 109,817
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
26 May 2026
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Verrrrrry interesting. Veeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting crossover.
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Someone on Pinterest wanted someone to make this so I asked them if they wanted me to do it and they said yes.
Wine + Chuuya = Chaos
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,063
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,634
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- 9,961
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
03 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Okay so: Dazai and Chuuya undercover, Dazai as Tsushima, Chuuya as Kashimura. But here's the fun thing. Tsushima is supposed to be a puppy-like person, who VALUES LIFE. And Kashimura, according to outsiders, has the PATIENCE OF A SAINT. Yeah. Sure. Why not. I'm convinced. (*￣▽￣)ノ~~ ♪ (And well, it's definitely fun to read...)
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I Tracked Down My Internet Troll and Now I’m in Love (Send Help) by irlsdontfindthispls
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
16 Jul 2025
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Thanos is everything a rapper should be—flashy, famous, drowning in attention, and always on top. He spits bars, gets girls, stacks cash, and owns the stage like it was built just for him. But sometimes… the noise gets too loud, the fans too fake, and the parties too empty.So, like any burnt-out celebrity with too much time and too little peace, he does mukbangs.
The catch? No one really gives a shit when he’s not rapping.
Every livestream, it’s the same sad story: two bots and one relentless troll in the comments, typing like their life’s mission is to ruin his.
And one day? He snaps.
Mature and level-headed as always, Thanos decides to track the troll down and throw hands—until he sees him.Turns out the troll is a pretty boy. Like, really pretty.
Thanos has a weakness. And it’s pretty boys with sharp tongues and smug grins.
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Thanos is a mukbang and he has this one really persistent troll, one day, he snaps. He decides to find this troll but unfortunately, this troll is a pretty boy. And Thanos has a weakness for pretty boys.
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
28 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Okay so I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHY I LOVED READING THIS, BUT I KINDA LOVED READING THIS, THE STORY IS SO DUMB AND THE CHARACTERS ARE DUMBER AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY 'CAUSE I WAS RAGING THE ENTIRE TIME AND LOSING MY SHIT but in the end it was pretty fun. Yeah. I think I would read the fanfic again. 👍🏻
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Gossiping in the workplace (turned into annoyance, then to rooting) by lina_has_wings for Beforyougocz
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
09 Jul 2025
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Follow the journey of the guards as they watch the Frontman's obsession with Gi-hun turn into something more after years of mad simping for the winner
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- Part 1 of Gossipping fanfiction universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,599
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 529
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- 2,828
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
27 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
OMG I really can't describe this crackfanfic properly so here are some scenes, that stood out to me:
With the power of friendship, they laid the man's body in the coffin.
_Then… Gi-hun hung up. Fucking hung up on the boss! Min-hee could see under the mask that the boss was furious , he didn’t like being hunged up on from his future husband (that would definitely not agree to marry him, but Min-hee was starting to enjoy the angst).
_“Y’all remember when I told you I saw him last month, right?’’ one of the men asked and shook his head. “That player looks fucking homeless, yet the boss still simps.’’
_Brainrotted by tiktok memes and trends, the guards continued arguing on the penalty for the Crypto guard.
_“We had matching trackers, he doesn’t want me, Min-hee!’’ the boss continued with his heartbroken complaints, sobbing. “He has moved on, he even dyed his hair last week…’’
_The Salesman nodded, not understanding most of what she said, and got up.
“She spends too much time on tiktok, don’t mind her language,’’ the boss said and got up too. “But whatever she said is true. Do your job.’’
_“Did you hear?’’
“What?’’
“There was already a display of the cake.’’
“THE FUCK?!’’
_“This is my Heartstopper.’’
“Nah, this is my ‘1 pro vs 1 admin vs 454 noobs, slash enemies slash friends to lovers, quick slash slow burn, slash fluff and angst, slash hurt and comfort’ fanfic/youtube video.’’
_“I’m running out of popcorn guys, does anyone has some left?’’
_“I DON’T WANT TO DIE!’’
“IS THIS BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN MAKING MEMES OF HIM?’’
“SINCE WHEN IS KILLING A FIRING METHOD, BOSS?!’’
“WE KNOW THERE ARE INFLATIONS, BUT COME ON BOSS, DON’T KILL US JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PAY US!’’
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(I'M SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T DECIDE, I SWEAR THAT'S IT!!! JUST READ THE DAMN CRACKFIC, OKAY?!?!) -
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The man who walks into his office is ridiculously attractive. It’s as if God looked through his deleted search history and created a six-foot-three, baby-face, pink-haired Adonis, with a rack of abs that his tight athletic shirt clings to, just for him to drool at. The man cracks an adorable, perfect smile and Megumi nearly loses his mind. He extends a hand with an easy grin, his honey-brown eyes glittering as he says, “It’s nice to meet you, Dr. Fushiguro.”
Megumi takes his hand, startled by the firm, assertive shake Yuji gives it. “You as well, Mr. Itadori.”
Yuji scoffs, “Blegh. Please just call me Yuji.”A meet-cute between Megumi Fushiguro, a young, boring veterinarian, and Yuji Itadori, a famous MMA fighter, leads to both men learning about love, lust, loss, and everything in-between.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 119,452
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,249
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- 2,574
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
20 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
They're both idiots. But hey, otherwise we wouldn't have a story to read, eh?
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“What about little Nakahara?”
“Well, Ozaki wanted me to tell you to keep little Dazai out of him.”
Or, a college AU in which Dazai promises his best friend and roommate Yosano not to go after her girlfriend's little brother and the little brother in question decides to go after Dazai instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,312
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 559
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- 3,683
- Bookmarks:
- 718
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- 84,588
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
01 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
10/10, loved it. Here's a little insight in the story, you know, if it's the case that you need a little more conviction:
“I have class in, like, two minutes. Chop, chop, giraffe.”
“Still sucks.”
“Bandages.”
“Neh, too long.”
“Mackerel.”
“What in the world makes you associate me with a fish?!”
“Your limp dick. Goodbye.”
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chuuya is red hot and dazai is so not by icedlightroast
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Aug 2018
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Dazai couldn't wrap his brain around it. How could the student population think that Chuuya Nakahara was more attractive than him? And, alright, sure, maybe professors shouldn't get caught up in petty drama. But to Dazai, this wasn't just drama. This was war. A war in which he was not going to lose.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,040
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 103
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- 5,534
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- 927
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
16 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I like it, it's a nice and cute little story. :)
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castles out of couches by halfbloom (diphylleias)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 May 2020
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“Chuuya," Dazai starts solemnly. He pitches his voice intentionally low as he pulls on a severe expression. A dramatic sigh leaves his mouth. "I think it’s time we break up."
"Fucking finally," Chuuya snorts. "Now stop whining and do the damn dishes."
Vietnamese translation available!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,011
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 176
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- 6,514
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
14 Mar 2026
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This got me all smiling and shit, I love it. 10/10
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He likes Miya Atsumu in everything he is, from the dorky emails to the way he looks, from the childish giggles to the soft, muffled laughs when Kiyoomi attempts to joke back. Yeah, no, that was terrible…
Kiyoomi smiles at his computer screen. And then he tries to gulp it down, pressing his lips against each other so hard they’re white, his nails digging into his thighs, his eyes almost bulging out because oh, fuck of all fucks.
He probably likes Miya Atsumu way too much, doesn’t he?
or: kiyoomi hates the fact that his new cybersecurity job involves reading other people’s emails. that is, of course, until miya atsumu shows up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,902
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 243
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- 4,620
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- 960
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
04 Mar 2026
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Well what can you say, it's funny and Sakusa's being a simp. :)
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This is totally not a romance anime (except it is) by Shirolikestowrite
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
13 Feb 2026
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After a Karasuno team trip to the movies ends with a dramatic, over-the-top romance anime, the boys start joking about “main character energy.” Everyone laughs—except for four of them.
Kageyama Tobio is pretty sure he’s the brooding side character who never gets the guy. Hinata Shouyou is convinced he’s the comic relief—too loud, too weird, to ever be loved back. Tsukishima Kei doesn’t even think he’s part of the story; he’s just background, here for the dry commentary and long sighs. And Yamaguchi Tadashi? He’s certain no one even notices he’s in the frame.
They’re all wrong, of course.
Four idiots in love. One final story.
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Tecchou can't spell, but he can bench press the weight of BSD's gayness (it's a lot) by snortedcokewithyermom
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Aug 2023
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User Tecchou has sent you a message: Hello, bioetafull.
User Tecchou has sent you a message: You are gregorous
User Tecchou has sent you a message: Gregus*Georges*
Gorgos*
Gorgasus*
Gregorian*
Gregoritto*
Jouno: What the actual fuck?
Jouno: Are you having a stroke?
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Or Jouno gets a new phone with text-to-speech setting and is sucked into the treacherous and dangerous world of online dating, where he meets a gym rat who can't spell (AKA Tecchou).
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
30 Jan 2026
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They're so stupid, I love them so much.
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Everything or Nothing by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2023
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College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.
His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate.
And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane.
Turkish Translation Here
Vietnamese Translation Here
Series
- Part 1 of Tell Me a Story
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 264,937
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Comments:
- 3,716
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- 30,098
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- 4,913
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- 1,101,844
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
22 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Three words. Underground panini ring. I don't have to say more, you better be convinced.
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Teenagers Annoy the Living Hell out of Me by LostLoveLetters
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Dec 2020
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In which Sukuna is a reluctant wingman and regrets his life decisions deeply due to one hopeless brat's exasperating pining.
AKA a fic in which Sukuna hates slow burn. And existence itself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,476
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 327
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- 9,665
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- 1,650
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- 75,461
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
06 Jan 2026
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Being in Sukunas head is peak comedy, really.
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Lost in Translation (Found in Love) by archerwrites
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Mar 2024
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"You're too short for your own good, you know. Someone's going to pick you up off the street one of these days and then who will I have to make fun of?"
"Je vais t'étriper comme le maquereau visqueux que tu es," Chuuya hissed, grip tightening on his collar as he yanked them closer. Like this, Dazai could smell the jasmine of his shampoo and see the anger swimming in his eyes. [“I'm gonna gut you like the slimy mackerel you are.”]
"Oh, Chuuya," he sighed, grinning like a fool. "I love it when you talk dirty to me."
Or, Dazai is convinced (forced) to join his friends for a year in Paris, and he doesn't know a word of French. Chuuya is just hoping to get through school without any strange encounters, and he doesn't know a word of Japanese. They collide (literally) and the situation devolves from there. They figure it out.
Beautiful artwork here!
Series
- Part 26 of double black
- Part 12 of double black aus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,230
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 435
- Kudos:
- 2,726
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- 567
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- 35,209
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
05 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Kiiinda kliché but hey, whatever, right? (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
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The Art Of Getting Back At Your Partner: A Guide By Nakahara Chuuya by PurpleJellyFrogs
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Nov 2022
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“It’s easy, it just ignites the sparks of attraction, it gives people the freedom to have choices even when they’re affected. It starts wearing down after ten days,” the platinum blonde-haired woman explains bluntly. No need to lie to the man, he’d see through it and she has an inkling he would even prefer it less if it was truly ‘all-powerful’ as he put it.
“Have you had any clients in the past ten days?”
“No.”
“Are you planning to have any in the next five to seven days?”
“No? Why?” She looks at the man skeptically, green eyes observing his smirk.
“I want to hire you for a job.” He grins and extends a hand for her to shake.
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Dazai thinks it's easy to use an ability to make Chuuya like him. Chuuya thinks it's easy to mess with the bastard by playing pretend.
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
31 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Chuuya finally has the upper hand. Whoop whoop!! :D
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The Art Of Falling In Love (And The Fragility Of Children) by Cash_Drabbles
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Jan 2024
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Ango is a teacher who’s struggling to get a proper grip on one of his students- the student being a mess of curly brown hair with bandages wrapped around his arms and neck thickly that he won’t talk about.
He decides enough is enough when he breaks a classmates new lunchbox (all the way from France, by the way) and holds a meeting with his father.
Unfortunately, he’s met with the most gorgeous man he’s ever met.A man who’s just too hard not to love
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“I need you to hit me as hard as you can.” Dazai says without any preamble, walking right up to them.
“What?” Atsushi sounds aghast. “Why would I?”
“Dazai-san—” Akutagawa begins.
“Bet.” Chuuya says, and punches him square in the face.
Shockingly, this is actually the better of the two interactions Chuuya has had with Dazai.
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
23 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
You can take the tag "unconventional mating rituals" literally. It's fucking funny and fucking sweet.
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a bullet for cinderella (so he can shoot shitty dazai dead) by setosdarkness
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Oct 2019
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Dazai gets captured by the enemy. To
annoy his kidnapperspass time while waiting to be rescued, he tells them a story about the Port Mafia Kingdom and its Prince Chuuya who’s working so hard to look for his soulmate…The Port Mafia Kingdom holds a ball for Prince Chuuya to find his soulmate. Why is a kingdom named Port Mafia, you ask? Because that’s just how the mafia works. Why does a prince need help with his lovelife, you ask?
“The Prince must be so terribly ugly, dumb and…” Peasant Dazai—who snuck into the party because he heard there are sturdy chandeliers, which could make for great suicide props—pauses for maximum impact, as though he’s about to impart a token of great wisdom, before he continues with, “…and very, very short.”
[NOW COMPLETE as of 10/17/19]
Series
- Part 76 of soukoku AUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,228
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 234
- Kudos:
- 1,916
- Bookmarks:
- 282
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- 22,704
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
14 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Only first chapter in, but already in love with the story!! ヘ(^-^)
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I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio by ElectricSplatter
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Dec 2020
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“Four months from now will be the seven year anniversary of when you and Osamu Dazai released your hugely successful first and only album Double Black and its diamond single Corruption. After performing with Dazai earlier this year, are you planning anything special to celebrate?”
“Corruption is insanely overrated, and I would prefer to never hear Dazai’s voice for the rest of my fucking life.”
gorgeous art by @Letnia919 and liz
[Russian Translation]
[Vietnamese Translation-Facebook]
[Vietnamese Translation-Wordpress]- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 256,709
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 4,702
- Kudos:
- 34,766
- Bookmarks:
- 8,360
- Hits:
- 1,135,690
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
11 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Slowburn. Very painful to read, but in the end it's totally worth it!! :)