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    “Can’t I have a regular name like Mike or somethin’?”

    Bubbe points the knife at him, still sticky with cake frosting and black crumbs. “Oy, Mishka, your grandfather, my Misha, gave you that name; may his memory be for a blessing. You must respect the dead, boychik.” She glares over her bifocals, the kitchen light catching the blue rinse in her hair and the tangerine nicotine stains on her fingertips. 

    “But why Buchanan, Bubbe? It sounds so old.”

    “Buchanan is after my brother.”

    (Or, the last boy Becca Barnes Proctor raised was her grandson).

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    26 Jun 2026

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    NOTE: This work was previously titled Itsy Bitsy Spider.
    This work is also being translated into Chinese by the amazing xw_N_Z. Linked here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37162186/chapters/92711638

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    If he was being honest with himself, he was slightly terrified of the skinny boy standing in front of him, who looked as relaxed as he could possibly be, so naturally, Tony stuck out his hand for the boy to shake, ignoring the slight twitch from him at the sudden movement. “Tony Stark.”

    “I know,” the boy said. His voice was quiet, calm, but he sounded like he’d seen a lot more than someone of his age ever should, and his eyes, brown and soulful, carried the same message.

    “This is usually when you tell me your name, kid,” Tony prompted.

    “Oh, right,” the boy said hurriedly. “It’s Peter. I’m Peter.”

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    The oh-so-overdone HYDRA Peter trope that literally no one asked for, but we delivered anyway. Featuring shameless Peter whump, way too much angst to be healthy, and a bucketload of Irondad and Spiderson fluff.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Someone is building machines that look and act like people.

    Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier tries to be Bucky Barnes.

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    You'll be on my mind, my destiny.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Bucky glares at him in the half light. “They always talk about you like that?”

    “Who?” Steve asks, because if they are going to have this conversation he plans on making it as painful for Bucky as it is for him.

    “You know who, Steve,” Bucky chastises. “Those guys, the ones you call your friends. Tony Stark?”

    “Those people, the ones you’re calling my friends, and the people around here in general, they’re never talking about me. They’re always talking about Captain America,” Steve explains.

    Bucky watches Steve critically. “Well as long as you’re Captain America, nobody is going to talk crap about Captain America.”

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    10 Jun 2026

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    this is what Marvel didnt have the guts to write gang, this is not biblically accurate its an invitation to dismiss whatever marvel has done with their own character and mould a better written one from the ashes op thanks for sharing i love this way too much