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  1. Summary

    All the stuff that doesn't quite make it to the series proper, either because it's an alternate version, a 'director's cut', or it doesn't quite fit with where the story ended up going...

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  2. Summary

    "You are Cordially Invited" and it's sequels.

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    If insanemuppet let's me borrow their words: "hollanov competition to embarrass the other on socmed (shane is winning)"

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Shane has no idea what the hell he's doing, but the longer this goes on the more real it all feels and he can't keep pretending this is a dream.
    But it has to be.
    It's simply not possible for him to be a fucking cat in Ilya Rozanov's kitchen.

    aka
    shane gets turned into a cat and ilya has no idea... until he does

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    20 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Shane is a cat, who gets transported to Ilya's doorstep in Boston. Shenanigans, cuteness, and emotional honesty ensue...

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    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.

    Thanks for reading! 💕

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    20 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HR

    An AU, where they both end up in Ottawa without having been outed as a couple.

    By part seven they're publicly living together, no-one at the Centaurs has questioned that, and a fair portion of the team have either guessed they're together, or decided it's none of their business either way.

    The Montreal Metros continue to be utter wanksta1ns