ambitiouspants
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Grumpy, smoochy, semi-domestic fluff with my favorite non-existent threesome.
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Just a bit of fluff to try and get other people excited about this potential pairing, because these quotes Cal gave about Johnny in 2010 are absolutely killing me. "I'll make sure to tell him I still run his show," really Cal?? Basically he hits all my kinks and feelings about JT being really young and slightly helpless off the ice for most of his hockey career...
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Why Phelps Was Slow (Sort of) in the 200m Butterfly Semi-Finals the Other Day (In 2008) by ambitiouspants
Fandoms: Swimming RPF, Olympics RPF
02 Jun 2013
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Yeah so in 2008 Phelps won every race by a ridiculous margin except one, and this is the ridiculous porno universe version of why that may have been. Wrote this to torment a friend, mostly reflects my attempts to cram in as many awful swimming-related innuendos as possible.
Probably... probably things didn't happen this way and there's loads of other perfectly good reasons why Phelps didn't dominate this race as much but hey, were you in that locker room?
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If you can't find a suitable breeder, homemade is fine.
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It's rutting season at the Crane Manor.
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My contribution to Kinktober '23: Dead Dove Chapter!
Day 31: Flavors of Noncon
Chase hadn’t allowed him to wear anything more than lingerie since the humiliating, exposing moment when he had been stripped bare for all their neighbors to see. Today he hadn’t been provided with even that small comfort: He had his collar, of course, and a pair of hot pink kitten heels to protect his feet from the rough pavement. But other than that he was completely naked, put on display for everyone they passed as Chase guided him through the park near their neighborhood.Series
- Part 3 of Dead Dove Events
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Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.
Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.
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26 May 2026
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After nearly a decade separated by weight class, Shane Hollander has given up his cruiserweight title to challenge undefeated heavyweight champion of the world Ilya Rozanov. The following is a presentation of HBO Boxing.
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08 May 2026
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Brienne, Plain and Tall by greenmtwoman
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Mar 2023
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Farmer with two children and substantial property in the West seeks a wife. Requirements are honesty, sobriety, a strong back and a thick skin. A practical arrangement will be made. Beauty is unnecessary and intimacy not expected. Interested parties should contact Mr. Jaime Lannister, Casterly Farm.
Did this Mr. Lannister want a wife or a hired hand? But in either case what did she have to lose?
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03 May 2026