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For the first time in weeks, he asked both Dream and Sapnap to come lay down with him.
The daybed wasn't large - it wasn't meant for three grown men - but they made it work without a single complaint. Dream pulled his large computer chair up to the edge of the mattress, resting his arms and his head directly on the mattress beside George’s hip so their fingers could stay loosely intertwined. Sapnap climbed onto the foot of the bed, sitting upright with his back pressed securely against the wall, his legs stretched out to keep a protective guard over George's ankles.
Listening to the steady, synchronized breathing of his boyfriends, George stared up at the shadows on the ceiling. He thought that talking about it - forcing the truth out into the open in front of everyone - would have completely broken him. But as he felt the warmth of Dream’s hand and the solid weight of Sapnap at the edge of the bed, he realized it hadn't broken him at all. It had lifted a weight.
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or, George is sexually assaulted by a man he had hardly met and goes through the process of recovery with his boyfriends there for him the entire time.
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- Part 3 of SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves
- Part 2 of Alleviate
- Part 9 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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On the nightstand, Sapnap’s glass bong sat prominently beside a stray lighter, but Dream’s eyes barely registered it. His focus snapped entirely to the bed.
George and Sapnap weren’t asleep.
They were caught in a slow, incredibly lazy makeout session, completely lost in the haze of the room. George’s hands were tangled in the hem of Sapnap’s shirt, while Sapnap’s fingers were buried deep in George's hair, tilting his head back to deepen the kiss. It was unhurried, heavy-lidded, and thoroughly wrecked by the high.
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or they get high and have lots of sex (3 times, in fact), and there's aftercare
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- Part 8 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 4 of Air's Smut Fics
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Defeated by the absolute picture of comfort before him - and completely weak for the soft look in George's eyes - Dream gave in. He shifted his weight, swinging his legs up onto the mattress and sliding in right next to George. Because the bed was already occupied by a tangle of two bodies and a mountain of duvets, Dream just leaned back against the headboard, inviting George to lean against his side.
George didn't waste a second. He shifted over, tucking himself securely under Dream’s arm, while Sapnap naturally migrated with him, his heavy arm draping over George’s waist to anchor himself to both of them.
Dream wound his arm around George’s shoulders, his fingers lightly tracing patterns on George's bare arm, while his other hand reached down to rest on Sapnap’s messy dark hair.
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DNN talks about putting a label on their relationship and it only enhances their everyday lives, allowing for softer mornings, harsher kisses and extra heat. They try to keep their new labels hidden from chat during a stream and fail miserably, deciding to just laugh it off.
Follow them through domestic fluff, a heated makeout session and more domestic fluff.
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- Part 7 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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The articles had all said the same thing: Hanahaki didn't just strike anyone with a crush. It was a disease born of depth. For years, Dream had harbored his feelings for Sapnap and George, quietly yearning for them from the safety of the sidelines. He had thought he was safe. He had thought he was in control. But love, he learned too late, was alive. It grew in the dark. The sudden, agonizing onset of the flowers wasn't a random fluke; it was proof that his feelings had crossed a dangerous line, deepening into something so massive his own body could no longer contain it.
Now, clutching the bruised marigolds and hydrangeas against his ribs, a cold wave of desperation washed over him.
He just wanted to breathe.
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Dream has Hanahaki for George and Sapnap but theres a happy ending
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- Part 6 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 6 of Air’s Hanahaki
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What George didn’t say - what he couldn’t bring himself to voice - was that the house felt suffocatingly small lately. Every corner of it reminded him that Dream’s departure date was creeping closer. He wanted to escape his own head. He wanted to avoid the looming reality that his light was leaving him. His sunshine. His colors.
To George, the world had always been a frustratingly dull palette. But ever since Dream had been around, it felt like the saturation had been dialed up. It was a stupid, poetic metaphor for a colorblind guy to have, but it was the truth: without Dream, everything just felt gray.
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Dream goes on a solo trip to LA and George reels with the fact that he feels horrible without Dream by his side. The trip leads them both to realize that they wanted to put labels on what they are, so they do. And with that, George's vibrant world is restored.
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- Part 36 of DNF Tings
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SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves by bad_advice
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Aaron was careful enough with the photos of Jack he carried with him; only ever keeping photos of him in his wallet that were a few years out of date, along with one of him from the day he was born, but never anything that was easily identifiable as his son. Nothing that would lead anyone who might get ahold of his personal effects to who the little boy in the photos really was.
And, all in all, Spencer doesn’t really feel that he’s missing out on much.
It’s just sometimes… sometimes he would like to have a photo of Aaron that isn’t the Aaron the rest of the world gets to see.
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- Part 5 of Bingo Calls
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07 Jul 2026
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“Do you remember what we talked about the first night after I testified?” Spencer lifted a soup dumpling to his mouth as he looked at Hotch through his long lashes.
Hotch felt his cheeks flush as the details of Spencer’s previous sex life washed over him. He’d meant it when he told Spencer that they never had to try any of it but he’d be lying if he said he hadn’t thought about all the things they could try. Just the thought of it was making his chest feel tight.
“Of course,” Hotch said, trying to keep his voice even in case Spencer wasn’t actually referring to their potential sex life.
Taking a sip of his beer, Spencer’s face was the picture of innocence save for the spark of heat in his eyes. “I thought we could try something a little different when we got home.”
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- Part 2 of The World is Ugly
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07 Jul 2026
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Reid wakes up with a headache. And that's only the beginning. Will Hotch help him?
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07 Jul 2026
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The soft glow of the pool light casts dancing shadows on his already gaunt features, accentuating his high cheekbones, his deep set eyes and exhaustion ridden dark circles.
He’s as beautiful as always, in Aaron’s eyes. Ethereal, almost. Deeply burdened.
Hotch makes his mind up easily then, nodding along as he processes Reid’s distressed rambling and reaching down to start untying his shoes.
It’s only when he stands again and starts to approach the pool that Reid finally looks up, his brows climbing his forehead when he notices Hotch moving to sit beside him.
“What are you doing?” He asks quietly, squinting almost as if he’s suspicious of Hotch’s motive here. Maybe he is. Aaron can be self aware enough to admit this is an uncharacteristic move for him. Spencer tends to bring that out in him.
“Sitting with you,” Hotch replies as if it’s obvious, as if this is at all normal for him.
AKA Spencer has a bad night, and Hotch is there to make it better.
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07 Jul 2026
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Hotch has been trying his hardest to ignore his steadily growing crush on Spencer, unwilling to think about what it means about their friendship or his sexuality. He's doing a great job until Spencer calls him out on it.
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06 Jul 2026