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    Nothing is as it seems.

    A splinching incident lands Hermione Granger in the arms of someone wholly unexpected... and they might not let her go.

    A dramione story based off of Beauty and the Beast with a twist.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    They watched in anticipation as the potion covered the parchment to the edges but not spilling over or soaking in. Everyone held their breaths. Suddenly, the liquid sunk into the parchment and in blood red ink wrote her name and birthday towards the bottom.

    Hermione Jean Granger - 19th September 1979

    A line spread up from her name and split into two.

    Marlene Eleanor McKinnon - 1st August 1960

    Everyone let out a collective breath. Then the ink started again, for a moment everyone had forgotten that they didn’t know the second parent. Hermione closed her eyes.


    Or Hermione finds herself too curious one day and her world flips upside down. She has two new parents, two new siblings and two new godparents, one of which comes with baggage, not that Hermione's complaining. Follow the story of Hermione as she figures out her new normal with three new house guests living with her new family.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Draco overhears Ron at his stag night and the next day Theo encourages him to do something about it.
    Inspired by the castle storming scene in TPB, so some dialogue is borrowed.

    Or: I posted a funny POV on TikTok using audio from The Princess Bride and then I got bullied into writing this(not really).

     

    No beta, all horrendous grammar is my own.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.

    A fake relationship story, just for fun!

    “If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Hermione and Ron finally go on their first date. She ends up going home with Snape.

    M rating is because of a couple of swear words

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    10 Jun 2026