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Nothing is as it seems.
A splinching incident lands Hermione Granger in the arms of someone wholly unexpected... and they might not let her go.
A dramione story based off of Beauty and the Beast with a twist.
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24 Jun 2026
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They watched in anticipation as the potion covered the parchment to the edges but not spilling over or soaking in. Everyone held their breaths. Suddenly, the liquid sunk into the parchment and in blood red ink wrote her name and birthday towards the bottom.
Hermione Jean Granger - 19th September 1979
A line spread up from her name and split into two.
Marlene Eleanor McKinnon - 1st August 1960
Everyone let out a collective breath. Then the ink started again, for a moment everyone had forgotten that they didn’t know the second parent. Hermione closed her eyes.
Or Hermione finds herself too curious one day and her world flips upside down. She has two new parents, two new siblings and two new godparents, one of which comes with baggage, not that Hermione's complaining. Follow the story of Hermione as she figures out her new normal with three new house guests living with her new family.
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19 Jun 2026
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Draco overhears Ron at his stag night and the next day Theo encourages him to do something about it.
Inspired by the castle storming scene in TPB, so some dialogue is borrowed.Or: I posted a funny POV on TikTok using audio from The Princess Bride and then I got bullied into writing this(not really).
No beta, all horrendous grammar is my own.
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17 Jun 2026
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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16 Jun 2026
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Wordless Promise by AnneCaterina for turtle_wexler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2023
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Hermione and Ron finally go on their first date. She ends up going home with Snape.
M rating is because of a couple of swear words
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10 Jun 2026
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Years after the war, Severus Snape is alive — scarred, guarded, and quietly content as Hogwarts' Potions Master and Deputy Headmaster. He owes his life to a handful of stubborn people who refused to let him die.
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts as the new Charms Professor, carrying more than her teaching robes. She has two-year-old twins, Eve and Emmett, a past she's still trying to outrun, and a strength she doesn't yet know she's rebuilt.
Neither of them is looking for this. Neither of them expects it.
But love, like the best antidotes, works slowly — and then all at once.
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08 Jun 2026
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Hermione's in love and she's grown tired of hiding it.
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06 Jun 2026
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Ineluctable- that which cannot be escaped, resisted, or turned aside; the pull of fate itself.
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31 May 2026
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When a secret potions lab sealed since Slytherin’s time is unearthed beneath Hogwarts, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are called in to unlock its mysteries. What begins as a tense collaboration soon becomes a dangerous battle of pleasure and wits as the room’s ancient magic traps them inside. Forced to work together to complete volatile potions left as a twisted test by Slytherin himself, Hermione and Snape find themselves confronting more than just Slytherin’s legacy—they must also face the simmering tension and undeniable chemistry growing between them.
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22 May 2026
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nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy by MissELY
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2020
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have a series of unpleasant, confusing, and electric encounters during the Death Eater trials after the war.
"And once again, for better or for worse, the sound of that voice is enough to fell her."
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21 May 2026
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His arm pressed above her head against the wall, caging her in. He leaned close, storm-grey eyes glinting with wicked certainty, his breath feathering against her ear.
“I know,” he whispered, lips brushing her skin. “He doesn’t fill you the way I could…”
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- Part 1 of Malfoy, I'm Married
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15 May 2026
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SSHG are in for a very slow burn with lots of Unspeakable office politics and a boss we love to hate. No clue where that came from 😉
They also get to indulge their culture vulture tendencies in one of the most beautiful cities ever (no, the tourism board is not paying me. Really.).
And there is a cloak and dagger plot, which is mostly an excuse to get the other parts together. I hope the latter is not too close to Real Life.Now complete.
In case you would like a little companion drabble: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69427326
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14 May 2026
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Side-Effects May Include Excessive Elbow Appreciation by Stinkerbelly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2026
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“Well, I decided I would first start out by inviting you to dinner because, after consultation with Minerva, it felt socially unwise—and also inadvisably honest—to lead with ‘Hermione, would you please permit me the pleasure of unfastening and removing all your clothing?’”
“Christ, Severus!” Minerva inhaled sharply through her nose. “There should be no talk of disrobing at this point! Stick to the sanitised version, please.”
Severus nodded obediently at her, but continued: “Likewise, I resisted telling you how your swottiness and insistence on being correct have—curiously enough, in adulthood—actually become rather significant turn-ons for me.”
“Severus!” Minerva snapped in warning.
“And, relatedly, she suggested that I should not yet share my fantasy about you lecturing me—”
Minerva made a strangled feline noise and started waving both hands back and forth.
“—while I took you against—” he continued, pointing to some alcove wall behind Hermione.
“Hex!” Minerva yelped out. “HEX, HEX, HEX!” Minerva all but shrieked.
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13 May 2026
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*** Complete as of 11th May 2026 ***
Hermione Granger has built a good life. A career she loves, a family she'd chosen, a kitchen that feels like home. The Ministry's marriage law threatens to upend all of it.
Matched anonymously via charmed parchment designed to encourage increasingly honest communication between strangers, Hermione finds herself corresponding with a man who is infuriating, brilliant, and uncomfortably perceptive. He sees things in her she's barely admitted to herself. She's not sure whether to be fascinated or alarmed. Possibly both.
The problem is Severus Snape, who has reappeared in her life after years of absence, and who is making it extraordinarily difficult to focus on a Ministry mandated future with someone she's never met.
The other problem is that she's falling for them both.
A slow burn marriage law fic told mostly in a single room, through charmed parchment, terrible pancakes, punk music, and two people who are considerably better at being honest with strangers than with themselves.
"The charm is becoming considerably less useful as a filter. I've stopped being surprised."
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13 May 2026
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“Wait a second—hang on—are we sure—” Harry began, “I mean, is this stuff even regulated? Do we need a Mind Healer present, or like—I don’t know—does Hermione have to sign a waiver or something?"
But Hermione and Professor Snape had already swept out of the room, presumably headed for his lab.
Harry stared after them.
“Right,” he muttered to no one in particular. “Yeah, this is fine. This is exactly how all the best ideas start: two traumatized lunatics just casually microdosing military-grade truth serum like a little light war-crimes-adjacent aromatherapy trust fall.”
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13 May 2026
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The Art of Wooing Hermione Granger: a 12-Month Affair by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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At a holiday party for Ministry employees, Granger explains the muggle tradition of setting a New Year’s resolution to Draco.
Draco, who has recently discovered that his feelings for her are more than platonic, latches onto the idea. What better time to “buckle down”—as the muggleborns say—on his efforts than January 1?
And so, Draco has decided, in the amount of time it takes her to describe the concept, that his New Year's resolution will consist of one lofty goal: to woo Hermione Granger.
All he has to do is navigate decoy, mid, and quarter year resolutions, join a fantasy (American) football team, train for a sprint triathlon, keep an overbearing Theodore Nott away from Granger, and dodge suspicious looks from overprotective Potters.
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10 May 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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09 May 2026
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Hermione places an anonymous personal ad in The Daily Prophet. Snape is looking for a new lease on life. Will they be what the other needs, or will the past be too much for them to overcome?
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03 May 2026
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A few years after the war, Hermione Granger stumbles upon Severus Snape—alive, scowling, and unexpectedly magnetic—in a quiet Muggle jazz bar. What begins as an awkward exchange over wine and sarcasm soon unravels into something far more complicated.
Can they overcome their preconceived notions of each other and find comfort during the loneliest season of the year? Or will this unexpected entanglement be just that—brief, messy, and best left behind with the dregs of holiday wine?
Inspired by Taylor Swift’s ’Tis the Damn Season, this is a short, spicy, emotionally tangly fic where canon’s death toll has been selectively ignored for the sake of narrative pleasure. Think: banter, brooding, shared trauma, sexual tension, and a dash of jazz.
Author’s Note: First fic I’m sharing—be kind, and feedback is wildly appreciated!
AU Notes: Canon-adjacent with a few resurrections and liberties for character joy.Bookmarked by barkingfaye
01 May 2026
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I’ll Take Care of You by SlytherinLovesAGryffindor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2026
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Following the end of war, Hermione and Severus find themselves both in search of what they want and desire out of life now that the heavy cloud of oppression that has darkened their lives for so long has lifted.
In a sandy bar in the South Pacific, they meet once again--he beginning work on a two decades long list of things he thought he'd never get to experience and she simply partaking in days of leisure without the weight of someone else's destiny resting on her shoulders.
Drinks and conversation give way to dinner and flirtation. Dessert carries into the small hours of the morning. And when one night of explosive connection isn't enough, things heat up under the island sun as they embark on a holiday fling.
But when the real world beckons them back, they part on amicable terms neither willing to ask for more than what was promised. That is until their paths once again cross--this time inside the walls of Hogwarts--offering up a chance at something more.
🎀 This work was inspired by the one-shots it's linked to. You do not need to read them prior to beginning this fic 🎀
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- Part 3 of Little Secrets of a Head Girl
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01 May 2026
