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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Bonus scene added 19/06/2026

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Cliff Marleau ✅ @bostonsmarleau
    Happy birthday to the sexiest, finest, most scrumptious man I’ve ever met. I miss him and his fat ass every day. Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    marly i’m not fucking dead

    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
    STOP CALLING MY HUSBAND’S ASS FAT

    Or: Twitter celebrates Ilya’s birthday!

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”

    “Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.

    He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.

    “Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”

    “They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.

    (shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    or: 5 times Ilya got defeated by English and 1 time Ilya defeated English.
    A birthday social media fic for the best hockey player, Ilya Rozanov

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    At first, he thinks he’s hallucinating Rozanov. The lethal half-cut of his gaze, the open collar of his shirt, the span of his hands moving up someone else’s waist. Shane’s always been a glutton for punishment.

    But he blinks, or the lights keep blinking for him, won't fucking quit, and Rozanov is still there. Looking. An anchor. Shane stares back, can’t make himself stop.

    The glass he’s holding slips out of his hand and shatters as he jolts forward. He's drowning in this sea of people but he thinks, maybe, Ilya is the only one that manages to hear.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “It’s okay. I don’t need anything.” 

    “I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.” 

    “Make… what?” he asks warily.  

    Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?” 

    “No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.” 

    He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?” 

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-

    He needs to go.

    “I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.

    It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.

    “No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.

    It wheezes.

    (how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

    ***

    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Ilya refuses to cancel dinner with Shane's parents, terrified that showing weakness will make them think he is lazy, broken, or a disappointment. But when a severe depressive episode causes his hands to shake, he accidentally drops a crystal water glass.

    The sound of the shattering glass triggers a violent childhood trauma, sending Ilya into a full-blown, terrifying panic attack on the dining room floor as he frantically tries to clean up the mess before he gets hit.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Look.

    Hayden knows he isn't the most observant guy. His teammates tell him, Jacki tells him, Ruby and Jade tell him - well, they say, "Daddy, you ran into the coffee table again" - but even he's not so unobservant that he won't notice Shane leaving in one outfit and coming back in a significantly different one that's a size too big.

    Or, Hayden Pike learns some things he wishes he hadn't but ultimately figures it's for the greater good.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “I was thinking,” Shane says without looking up from his salmon, “about how you guys said it was okay if I wanted to bring someone over for Christmas?”

    Yuna gasps sharply, but David speaks before she can. “Of course, son.” He says warmly. “Do you have someone you want to invite?”

    Shane nods slowly, eyes still glued to his plate. He takes a deep breath before looking up, not quite meeting David or Yuna’s eyes, but rather staring off at the space between them. “Can we have Christmas at the cottage? I’m… I mean, we are pretty private and I don’t want to have to explain to the neighbors—”

    His son is blushing bright red, but all David can think about is ‘we’. Since when are Shane and this mystery person a ‘we’? Just how serious is this relationship?

    He had noticed that Shane’s on his phone a lot. That on the rare occasion that David manages to stir the conversation away from hockey, Shane would bring up things he’d never shown interest in before: movies about racing cars or international music.

    David had figured that there was someone in his son’s life, but not that they were a ‘we’.

     

    Or

    How Yuna and David come to adopt their second son

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    08 Jun 2026

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    On a Thursday, a video of Canadian star hockey player Shane Hollander goes viral on the internet. The video was taken on the previous Sunday, and it’s not what anybody expects. It’s not a sex tape, or a drunken fight in a bar, or any of the other videos that have been captured of others in the league, but instead, it seems to be a sneakily filmed video of Hollander confronting his former teammates.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    ESPN @ESPN
    BREAKING NEWS: The Ottawa Centaurs are officially acquiring Montreal Metro’s captain Shane Hollander in a recent trade. More details to follow.

    shane hollander’s attorney @hollzymvp
    WHAT

    silver @baepshane
    WHAT THE FUCK

    gel @agustorrie
    THAT TAROT CARD READER WAS FUCKING RIGHT

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    here comes rozanov in 3… 2… 1…

    Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
    Happy pride month to me 🏳️‍🌈

    Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @ottawacentaurs
    It’s official, folks! We are excited to announce that we have acquired Shane Hollander as our new star centre! Let’s give him a very warm welcome 🏒♥️

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    there he is

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    07 Jun 2026

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    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock me

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneel

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologi

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i miss

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
    Remarks: you so much

     

    Yuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?

    Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “Get the fuck away from him.”

    Shane.

    Everything happened at once after that.

    The man holding Ilya turned too slowly.

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    05 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 69

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    Hunters of the supernatural kidnapped Shane Hollander in order to get their hands on his dragon lover.

    Unsurprisingly, they do not get what they want.

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    05 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 45

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    It wasn't that Ilya'd never seen Shane sick before, or helped him through it. Well, maybe not in their early years. A younger Shane would probably die before letting Ilya notice he wasn't feeling well. Ilya wasn't much better, back then.

    But being married and living in the same house (fucking finally) left little space for hiding things like that from each other. While Ilya was still working on letting Shane take care of him when hurting, old ghosts of his past slowly fading away against Shane's tender worrying, his husband was actually a pretty good patient. Aside from the hating-being-sick part, Shane mainly just got a little bossy and a lot clingy when not feeling good. He craved physical comfort in a way Ilya happily obliged.

    It was just that he absolutely suffered through whatever illness he had, and Ilya had never seen him this sick before.

    Or: Shane suffers at the hands of a suspicious chicken sandwich. Ilya suffers alongside him. He's somehow still incredibly perfect at taking care of him.

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    05 Jun 2026

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