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The things we bring home from war by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have an uneasy truce that allows them to coexist in the same city despite their differences. Then Peter accidentally brings Deadpool home, one shiny piece at a time.
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
30 Jun 2026
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THE METAPHOR!!! THE DOG TAGS!!! THE FUCKING BURN SCAR!!!!!! I AM NEITHER NORMAL NOR OKAY ABOUT THIS FIC AT ALL!!!
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When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?
Hmmm. And what else can he change?
Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.
And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?
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- English
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- 130,605
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 647
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- 1,123
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
21 Jun 2026
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the time travel fix it au that had me biting my knuckles and screaming tHE ENTIRE TIME oh god i love chad and bob bob so much im just—(devolves into an incomprehensible pile of mush)
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You said you like my eyes (and you like to make 'em roll) by slysnakes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Apr 2025
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“I– No, I didn’t– That’s not–”
“A-Ah– B-But I–” Izuku imitated him, voice so mocking, Katsuki had to swallow back a whine. “Cat got your tongue? Come on, Kacchan, I’m sure you have a great explanation for this. Or for whatever got you all fussy again.”
Katsuki swallowed again, his breath turning into pants. He felt like he was burning up, blood turned into lava, his skin flushed and sensitive. His mind was one scrambled mess, going a hundred miles per minute while feeling all woozy.
He had never felt like that in his entire life.
He didn’t want it to stop.
Or, five times Katsuki walked away with a boner, and one time Izuku did something about it.
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- English
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- 21,413
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by calcidekudine (calciseptine)
04 Apr 2026
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we love brat katsuki getting dommed ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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- English
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- 53,510
- Chapters:
- 6/7
- Comments:
- 353
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
21 Mar 2026
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(insert tiktok trend of repeatedly slapping down a fake credit card while avoiding eye contact with the camera)
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Confidence: Flimsy, Flimsy Confidence by Orcusnox (Cat9894)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Peter is confident in his skills. As Spiderman, he’s taught himself his limits. He knows how hard, where and when to hit people so they become less of a threat and more of a slightly inconvenient meat-bag. He has extensive notes on body language, changes in tonal pitch, even what people say.
But Deadpool is not, and never has been, an opponent Peter is confident in dealing with.
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- English
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- 51,842
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
20 Mar 2026
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this is so good i screamed out loud multiple times while reading it. such a wonderful depiction of both wade and peter, and the pacing is *beautiful*
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Etiquette Training by garoul
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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every member of the greater hero community of new york seems to think peter is the one they should complain to when deadpool gets an itchy trigger finger. wade seems to agree, and has his own complaints that no one appreciates when he is on good behavior.
no one seems willing to listen to peter complain that he shouldn't be the one who has to thank deadpool every time he doesn't kill someone.
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- Part 1 of Use Your Words
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
14 Mar 2026
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peter in full blown denial? more likely than you think ❤️
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Love Cuts Deep by TimidTurnip
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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A chance encounter on the subway leaves Peter soaked in blood, and a need to bring the one who caused it to justice. Turns out the real challenge is keeping the man out of his pants.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 172
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- 1,286
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
13 Mar 2026
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there were multiple points during this fic where i simply had to put down my phone and scream into my pillow my GOD i love this flavor
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Overview: Canon Storyline with Flambae as love interest. Angst, sweet/smut, eventual fluff
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Invisigal accidentally outs Robert as Mechaman in what she thinks is a private conversation with Blonde Blazer, not realizing that Flambae is close enough to overhear her.
Struggling to control his horrible temper, Chad goes to the gym to blow off steam and think…where he finds Robert trapped under the weights.
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Breathe. Count to ten. You’re not a villain anymore…you’re a good man, and you can do good things.
“Ask me to stop,” Chad breathed, the muscles of his arms quivering under the powerful desire to end Mechaman right there in the headquarters. He needed something else, someone else to step in, but they were completely alone. Even the janitors had gone home. “No, beg me to stop.”
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- English
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- 118,152
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 1,146
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- 5,029
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
09 Mar 2026
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i am so feral about this fic i don't know how to express myself properly. it's everything i want from this ship and somehow more??? AND THAT LOVE CONFESSION???? bury me with this so i can take it to the afterlife with me
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sweet satisfaction (to soothe my soul) by svalinnside (swishyclang) for MysteriousMidnight
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Mar 2026
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"Eddie Munson you are so full of shit!" Ronnie shrieks, and he can't tell if she's mad or just, y'know, insane. "No fucking way did you finally run into your scentmate in Hawkins of all places!"
in which it's 1996, and retired rockstar Eddie Munson buys the Creel House
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 283
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- 1,031
- Bookmarks:
- 269
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- 11,286
Bookmarked by ricyihkasl (calciseptine)
06 Mar 2026
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god this was funny and sweet and wonderful; i loved the scentmate aspect of it and eddie's pining is *chef's kiss*
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,144
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 342
- Kudos:
- 2,467
- Bookmarks:
- 542
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- 17,931
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
26 Jan 2026
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oh i loved this so so so much! gotta love these kinds of shenanigans
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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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- English
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- 28,961
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Comments:
- 1,043
- Kudos:
- 2,464
- Bookmarks:
- 371
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- 28,616
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
25 Jan 2026
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i am offended that i did not read this masterpiece sooner holy shit
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,775
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 1,067
- Kudos:
- 2,271
- Bookmarks:
- 427
- Hits:
- 34,120
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
17 Dec 2025
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we shut ‘em up, and then we shut ‘em down by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Oct 2024
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Eddie Munson is a mechanic at his uncle’s sunny SoCal garage during the day; at night, he’s one of the most highly sought after mechanics for the street racing community as they race for pink slips, cash, and glory. He works on all the winningest cars, makes a killing in his bets and cuts with the racers for his work, and is generally just a top dog in this underworld scene — until some new hotshot out of Miami shows up, allegedly tight with racing legend Joyce Byers (or maybe that ex-cop squeeze of hers), and starts sniping wins from Eddie’s guys. He wants to hate him, and the suped up, hot pink Honda S2000 he rolled in on; it’s just too bad that he’s also just Eddie’s type: pretty, mean, and lethal behind the wheel.
He’s desperate to keep his wits about him and to keep this grudge going, but it’s fucking near impossible when it seems like him and Harrington can’t keep their hands off each other whenever they end up in the same darkened clubs to save their lives. And it’s maybe even worse than just a shitty crush, because, all the while, someone is causing trouble for the whole racing community when a trio of white Honda Civics start robbing eighteen wheelers of their cargo, bringing the heat down on all of them...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,153
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 174
- Kudos:
- 781
- Bookmarks:
- 180
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- 13,304
Bookmarked by ricyihkasl (calciseptine)
10 Nov 2025
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sometimes you gotta read a niche au you know nothing about just to get your shit wrecked and come out woozy and grateful for it
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routine care by xlyks for readingintothings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2025
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Katsuki’s right arm doesn’t work like it used to, not since the last fight with Shigaraki. So Izuku starts helping with the little things. After all, he's the only one who gets to help him now.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,899
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 79
- Kudos:
- 1,877
- Bookmarks:
- 477
- Hits:
- 25,535
Bookmarked by calcidekudine (calciseptine)
29 Oct 2025
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,674
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 399
- Kudos:
- 2,034
- Bookmarks:
- 548
- Hits:
- 16,759
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
20 Oct 2025
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thistle always writes the best heartfelt fics omg
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After the events at Griffith Observatory, Lucy has about a thousand questions about herself, her morality, and everything else she can think of. Luckily for her, the road to New Vegas is long, and the Ghoul is surprisingly fascinating to talk to.
Naturally, she does what any (questionably) sane person would do: She falls in love with him.
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Listen, fuckers, we are primarily rolling with vibes here. What vibes, you ask? Soft, lovely, warm ones with LOTS of assholery and angst mixed in. Expect a chipper, sassy Lucy, a grumpy, more-vulnerable-than-he-wants-to-be Cooper, and a Dogmeat that can do no wrong.
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- Part 1 of Fallout 'Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,665
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 548
- Kudos:
- 2,151
- Bookmarks:
- 562
- Hits:
- 38,958
Bookmarked by calciseptine
01 Sep 2025
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jenetica always manages to hit it out of the park like goddamn
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Not wanting to think on it too much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.
“Not too close, he bites.”
Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.
“He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.
The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”
“Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.
He looked extremely displeased.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,018
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 1,196
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- 26,395
- Bookmarks:
- 8,336
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- 398,458
Bookmarked by calciseptine
27 Jul 2025
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You've Always Known About Me by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
04 Nov 2024
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Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.
Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.
There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.
‘FIND ME’.
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Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,115
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 277
- Kudos:
- 2,494
- Bookmarks:
- 479
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- 27,516
Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
26 Jul 2025
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amazing 💅🏻 i love me some good identity porn and this is a beautifully unique take on the trope. honestly could be its own comic run
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Mister Fixit and the Mechanic by Mizzy for littleblackbow
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 May 2019
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An Iron Man 3 AU, wherein Steve was defrosted too early, and after a couple of lonely decades working for SHIELD, decides to retire and run a hardware store called Mister Fixit’s in suburban Miami.
Tony Stark, presumed dead, presumed not-Iron Man, needs to make some weapons to take on the Mandarin’s mansion. A non-chain store that takes cash and doesn’t ask questions is just what Tony needs.
Steve becomes intrigued by the mysterious mechanic that keeps buying things from his store, but when he becomes more aware of what Tony the Mechanic is up to, is Steve ready to be this close to the world of superheroes again?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,031
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 308
- Kudos:
- 2,629
- Bookmarks:
- 891
- Hits:
- 24,501
Bookmarked by calciseptine
24 Jul 2025
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this was so cute and well-paced and just an overall amazing read ❤️❤️❤️
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A Bird in the Hand by Sandrine Shaw (Sandrine) for wednesday
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Grayson (Comics)
06 Apr 2022
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Slade's nice and easy 'capture the trust fund kid and hold him hostage' contract turns out to be more complicated than he bargained for.