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  1. WHACK-A-6.022x10^23 by

    Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types

    30 Sep 2025

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    calci's spideypool kinktober prompts 😈

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  2. the spoopy sin bin by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

    08 May 2018

    Summary

    calcidekudine's boku no hero academia kinktober collection for 2017 and 2018

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  3. shown in the shaking by

    Fandom Fallout (TV 2024)

    02 Jun 2024

    Summary

    initally written for Ghoulcy Week, this series features short stories in chronological order and titles from Hozier's song, 'Wasteland, Baby!'.

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  4. MONSTER MASH by

    Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)

    09 Dec 2023

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  5. irish irish coffee by ,

    Fandom Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012)

    29 Jan 2012

    Summary

    an alternate universe starring tony, steve, and their relationship.

    →part of the ongoing project, the helvetica chronicles

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    Second Verse Remix by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    27 Jun 2026

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    When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?

    Hmmm. And what else can he change?

    Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.

    And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?

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    Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)

    21 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the time travel fix it au that had me biting my knuckles and screaming tHE ENTIRE TIME oh god i love chad and bob bob so much im just—(devolves into an incomprehensible pile of mush)

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    You said you like my eyes (and you like to make 'em roll) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    19 Apr 2025

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    “I– No, I didn’t– That’s not–”

    “A-Ah– B-But I–” Izuku imitated him, voice so mocking, Katsuki had to swallow back a whine. “Cat got your tongue? Come on, Kacchan, I’m sure you have a great explanation for this. Or for whatever got you all fussy again.”

    Katsuki swallowed again, his breath turning into pants. He felt like he was burning up, blood turned into lava, his skin flushed and sensitive. His mind was one scrambled mess, going a hundred miles per minute while feeling all woozy.

    He had never felt like that in his entire life.

    He didn’t want it to stop.

    Or, five times Katsuki walked away with a boner, and one time Izuku did something about it.

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    Bookmarked by calcidekudine (calciseptine)

    04 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    we love brat katsuki getting dommed ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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    talk, talk by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    26 Mar 2026

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    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

    -

    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

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    Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)

    21 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    (insert tiktok trend of repeatedly slapping down a fake credit card while avoiding eye contact with the camera)

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    Confidence: Flimsy, Flimsy Confidence by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    21 May 2026

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    Peter is confident in his skills. As Spiderman, he’s taught himself his limits. He knows how hard, where and when to hit people so they become less of a threat and more of a slightly inconvenient meat-bag. He has extensive notes on body language, changes in tonal pitch, even what people say.

    But Deadpool is not, and never has been, an opponent Peter is confident in dealing with.

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    Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)

    20 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so good i screamed out loud multiple times while reading it. such a wonderful depiction of both wade and peter, and the pacing is *beautiful*

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    Etiquette Training by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    18 Mar 2026

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    every member of the greater hero community of new york seems to think peter is the one they should complain to when deadpool gets an itchy trigger finger. wade seems to agree, and has his own complaints that no one appreciates when he is on good behavior.

    no one seems willing to listen to peter complain that he shouldn't be the one who has to thank deadpool every time he doesn't kill someone.

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    Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)

    14 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peter in full blown denial? more likely than you think ❤️