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Jack hummed. A spark startled to crackle somewhere in his chest. “You know what? Let me steal him away for a few nights.”
A line formed between Robby’s brows. His cheeks warmed with colour. “What?”
“Night shifts, brother. Night shifts. I need to see what the fuss about this guy is. And I think if you’re not gonna make any more moves out of fear—” he received a glare at that, “ —I’ll take him for a spin and report back,”
Robby said nothing back. The wind howled again.
“Good talk.” he said, clapping his fellow attending on the back.
“I didn’t say yes, Jack!”
“And I didn’t really ask for your permission, did I?”
or, a fic about hucklerabbot neck squeezing/grabbing that leads to collars and leather restraints
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Following the aftermath of an amoeba outbreak due to an escaped biohazard, major cities turned to bombing the infected with radiation, leading to devastating effects. Rhiannon, who was separated from half of her family when the bombings hit, has been surviving by themself since last Christmas. Desperate for any source of connection, when she spots the man with the big gun entering one of the spots she likes to climb at, she pursues him.
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Trent Crimm, newly independent but still deathly allergic to peanuts, is hopelessly gone for Ted Lasso, a peanut butter fanatic. After a day that prompts thoughts of peanuts and Ted to be forever intertwined, Trent decides to ask his GP about an allergen desensitisation program. Taking a dose of peanut powder every night turns out to be a bad combination with his late night dance-and-pine habits when he goes too far and gets sent to A&E in anaphylactic shock.
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"please know my actions are not motivated only by envy / i too have a destiny" by canofhappy
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
20 May 2023
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inspired by "Brutus" by The Buttress
set in season 2, basically a missing scene of nate calling trent crimm asking him to write the article on ted's panic attacks. he's very angry and this is mostly inner monologue stuff. -
High Schoolers Try Dancing and Communicating Properly by canofhappy
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
21 Nov 2021
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(One goes well and the other goes poorly. Try to guess which is which.)
When Roman and Janus start taking up the art of salsa dancing, Logan finds a way to get caught up in it all. The situation, combined with his feelings, makes a right mess of things, and for all Janus can say about communicating, none of them really have a handle on it. Watch as these three screw up, make up, and perhaps even make out?- Language:
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this is just about a boy with a crush, how he deals with it, and the outcome.
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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23 Jun 2026
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Professional Boundaries and How to Cross Them by angels_share
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
18 May 2026
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Mike has rules for surviving Harvey Specter: don’t think about him, don’t want him, and definitely don’t imagine him when you’re with someone else. He breaks all three.
Harvey, meanwhile, discovers he has a problem with professional boundaries — specifically, when someone else crosses them first.
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05 Jun 2026
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It all starts with dinner.
Then it's the gifts, the ties, the suits, the haircuts, the car service. Then it's the undeniable tension between them; the unsaid words, the lingering gazes, like Harvey is waiting for something from Mike that he's unequipped to give. But what the fuck is going on here? What essential memo has he missed detailing Harvey's incessant need to shower him with gifts and affection all of a sudden?
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5+1. Mike doesn't realize he inadvertently agreed to date Harvey weeks ago, and for Harvey, that means he's legally allowed to behave like a sugar daddy.
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29 May 2026
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let gravity be my sculptor by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Mar 2025
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“No more doctor’s appointments,” he says to Armand, who’s perched in one of Daniel’s squashy armchairs, scrolling listlessly on his iPad. “But maybe we should book you in with one. When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?”
“Ha,” says Armand, without looking up. “Why, are you offering?”
Or: when Daniel gets turned into a vampire, Armand gets turned back into a human. It’s not going well.
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29 May 2026
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univision wishes it had this many plot twists by thisisthefamilybusiness for acheforhim
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Jan 2025
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“I’m Armand,” the man says. He folds himself elegantly into the chair across from Daniel, with all the poise of a ballerina. “Thank you for agreeing to this.”
Daniel’s got absolutely no idea how to reply to that. The normal canned responses—my pleasure, no problem, you’re welcome—would probably make him sound like a pervert. Which he is not. If anyone’s a pervert in this room, it’s the hot guy specifically hiring an escort—sorry, heat cycle relief provider—Daniel’s age, instead of just jerking off for a few days. “It’s my job,” Daniel says at last, shrugging in a way he hopes is casual.
Daniel signed up as a "cycle relief provider"—pseudo-medical sex worker—at Progress Clinical as part of a story. He didn't anticipate anyone would actually hire him. For better or for worse, Armand does.Bookmarked by canofhappy
23 May 2026