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    related destiny ficlets that more-or-less follow the general story arcs of d1 & d2. some liberties taken with plot and characters. any questions can be taken up in the crucible with handcannons at dawn, good sir!

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    no bioware these are My Children Now

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    “You’re not…” Childe’s head may have been angled like a baffled puppy, but he couldn’t help it, “Put off by all of that?”

    As the disk of orange dipped below the Liyuan waters and the twilight sky remained illuminated by dusky remnants of what had been, Zhongli’s golden-edged features took on a radiance of their own. It wasn’t the lights playing tricks on him when Childe saw the man’s eyes gleam, and he craved to know what that meant.

    “Perhaps I give you too much credit.” He was smiling, now, and Childe’s breath caught in his throat. That was certainly new. “Maybe you do not listen as much as I thought you do.”

     

    Childe processes just how different Rex Lapis, God of Contracts, and Zhongli, Wangsheng Funeral Consultant, really are.

    They coincide at the worst of times, and it does some truly awful things to his heart.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Childe finds out that the alcohol in Liyue is a force to be reckoned with. It leads to much more than just a hangover.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    "Kaeya!" someone yells. Small arms wrap around his waist tightly, red hair spilling out of the ponytail, and Kaeya's heart almost stops.

    He's talked his way out of all types of situations. From placating international disputes to buttering up his informants, he's always had a quick response to everything.

    But for once, Kaeya is speechless. He stares down at the boy with puffy cheeks, slightly crooked teeth and sparkling bright eyes.

    Eight year old Diluc beams back.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “New contract.” Childe would be remiss to pass this opportunity up. Even if the prospect makes him dizzy with desire. “A mutually beneficial affair. I get you to a mind-blowing human orgasm. Perhaps, a few more if we’re both amenable. And if it is satisfactory for you, I get to fuck a god. Or namely, an ex-god. You.”

    In which, Childe is horrified to learn Zhongli has not cum in over a hundred years, and makes it his mission to change that.

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    Childe doesn't break promises—especially not promises made to kids—but sometimes he needs a little reminder.

    (Weighing Contracts Extra #3)

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    28 Jun 2026