chrysalizzm
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god of happiness by chrysalizzm
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
29 May 2026
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“You’ll need your own toothbrush, but you can use my stuff for everything else. I have extra toothpaste, towels, things like that.”
“Sick.” Avery stuffed the last of his tub of Aquaphor into the suitcase, then stepped back to admire his work. His bedroom was mostly stowed; he just needed to remember to pack his toothbrush in the morning.
A part of him, a teensy part, whispered that it might be overkill to pack two overnight bags and a suitcase for a three-day weekend trip. It was easy to smother in the face of just how little he owned and just how much he used what little he owned, though.
Or: The one where Avery U-Hauls.
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- Part 2 of go, my slimeknight!
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[Podfic] glassware may be hot to the touch by chryspodfics (chrysalizzm)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 May 2026
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There was a mark on the shoulder of her robe where someone had bitten the epaulet clean off; it explained to distasteful precision the sequins he’d extracted from his teeth in the last hours.
Podfic of glassware may be hot to the touch by transversely.
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People don’t drop by her place all that much. Anybody who needs her calls first, or will inevitably see her within the week and can hold their thoughts until then. That in mind, when the thud of a fist on her door rings through her dingy apartment, Niki freezes for the barest of moments. Then she takes a deep breath, closes her laptop, and slips her fingers under her seat for the gun she keeps between the couch cushions.
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- Part 42 of wasteland briquettes
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Seven years ago, Quackity chose freedom and villainy over the death sentence of heroics. He did it for his peers, and he did it for himself, but first and foremost, he did it for Schlatt.
It's starting to become abundantly clear that Quackity did it for the wrong reasons.
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- Part 8 of wasteland
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that which is worthy by chrysalizzm
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
05 Apr 2026
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“Just— uh, maybe it’s stupid, but I just thought maybe I could… I dunno, like, help you wash your hair or something. ‘Cause you said you feel gross. If that’s not awkward.”
Derek had been lying flat on his back with his face to the ceiling, but now he rolled onto his side, curled like a comma, to face Avery. He usually wore glasses, but those were conspicuously absent, and even on the reg they did nothing to soften the terse angles of Derek’s face, the truncated line from his nose to his top lip, the shadows so deep they bruised his eyes. Like this, in real life, Avery could see Derek looking at him, and see himself being seen in a way that transcended human knowledge.
“Only awkward if we make it awkward,” he said.
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go, my slimeknight! by Beans_McGee, chrysalizzm
Fandom Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
29 May 2026
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wasteland briquettes by chrysalizzm
Fandom Dream SMP, Evolution SMP, Fable SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Outsiders SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Redacted SMP, Team Crafted, 팀 샐러드 | Team Salad, 픽셀리 | PIXELY
17 Apr 2026
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drabbles and ficlets and other extraneous scenes. heavily features non-dsmp mcyts.
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a dsmp hero/villain au, spanning 40 years, where no one is the bad guy and everyone is just trying to make it out alive.
updated in non-chronological order. drabbles, ficlets, and missing moments can be found here.
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nonsequential and often disconnected collection of my dsmp poetry.
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Track One On the 1998 They Might Be Giants Album “Severe Tire Damage” by ghostwriterofthemachine for TheSquigglySquare
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2026
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The thing about emergency calls made by kids is that they’re either really easy to deal with, or some of the hardest days on the job. There’s no in-between.
Thankfully, today, the Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight is dealing with the first option.
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He gave them a few moments, but the second he raised his hand, the room fell silent. Robby took a breath, steady and slow. He had to choose his words carefully.
"It's been a hell of a night. I know some of you saw parts of what happened, and others are only hearing rumors. So let me clear it up." His jaw tightened for just a second before he continued. "At around 18:35 earlier today, an armed man entered the ED…”
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The shift was going great for Frank, right up until it wasn’t.
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Time: 19:00 PST Thursday
Channel: #mod-chatTechnoblade: alright, writer signups close in two hours, everyone ready to go? phil, you’ve been getting the pitches as they come in, tubbo you said the matching machine was good, discord’s been pretty chill—we’re good?
Nihachu: Someone just submitted a seven-fandom crossover and the spreadsheet broke I think.
Technoblade: that’s fine. let me look. okay that’s a ticket.
Tommyinnit: GUESS WHO”S GETTING FUCKING ✨ EVACUATED ✨
Ranboo: was the caps lock necessary?
Or: Technoblade and mod team run matching weekend for their big bang, and everything goes So Smoothly don't even worry about it.
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The one in which Dazai and Kunikida are swapped into each other's bodies by a mirror, and then their day gets worse.
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- Part 4 of carys v/s no longer human
- Part 2 of author's recs
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THE SUPREME COURT OF THE SIXTH HOUSE, IN THE MATTER OF HOUSE V. EAHTA by DachOsmin for PersianPenName
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Aug 2021
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The facts of the case at hand are rather simple. The Prosecution, acting under the authority of the Fifth House, alleges that one Malcolm Eahta murdered one Damaris Panca roughly one year ago. Eahta alleges that he did not in fact murder Panca. Panca, being murdered, does not allege anything.