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'Ed is lying boneless on his sofa.
Well, not boneless, his bones are all still there, but they feel mushy, pulverized by the aching of his muscles.
He’s lying on the sofa like a noodle, if noodles could feel stiff and mushy at the same time. Under and over cooked. That’s him.'
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'Ed straightens up and runs a hand down the cool teal enamel of Stede’s front, allowing his fingers to trace the raised metal letters - ‘S-T-E-D-E’. He can feel Stede vibrating beneath his touch, just a slight increase in movement from its usual soft tremor. Ed watches as the letter magnets slowly rearrange themselves.
‘SIT WITH ME?’
Ed chuckles.
“I was gonna do that anyway, babe. But yeah, I’ll sit with you.”'
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‘Stede and Ed collect themselves’
A missing scene from DJenks’ Christmas/Valentine’s skyfic
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Ed is a guy in need of warmth, good food and orgasms. And to never hear ‘Santa Baby’ ever again in his life.
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Podfuckery: You wear tiny things well by Baby_kraken, cochineal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Dec 2024
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There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is The Podfuckery narrated by BabyKraken and written by Cochineal.
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- Part 8 of Podfuckery 2024
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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A series of one-shots featuring everyone’s favourite innkeepers.
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All Marked Up (and Nowhere to Hide) by Zeebruh
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
08 Jun 2022
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Wherein Viago and Anton are secretly dating, but don't do a very good job hiding their love bites from their respective households.
Bookmarked by cochineal
22 Jan 2024
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"Flipperillion began to undo the laces on her stays," he read. His voice was soft. "He pulled them out of the loops, one-by-one, until he had taken it all the way off. Still kissing, his cold, slimy hands slipped up her open thighs until his webbed fingers found her -" Stede swallowed. "Her dripping undersea cave."
It was horrible. Ed was rapt.
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"Roleplay. You know. The bishop and the prostitute, the knight and the squire, the cobbler and the tax collector. That kinda thing."
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Ed and Stede's Very Successful Second Time by alsaurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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Ed wants the next time they make love to be perfect. Things do not go as planned.
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This is it.
It’s nighttime, they’re alone together, and they're no longer taking things slow. They've said the big words. They love each other.
Ed immediately grabs Stede by the shoulders and kisses him, hard and soft and with all the promise of all the things he wants them to do together.
This is the moment.
"I've been meaning to ask," Stede pulls away to say then. "What is a ‘handy’, actually?"