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No really, there isn't. There is absolutely no case, no investigation to be had. And even if there was, it definitely wouldn't be about Kim. The thing going on between you and Kim is basically normal, and definitely doesn't warrant a whole case. Sorry if you were expecting one here.
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04 Jul 2026
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Your name is Harry Du Bois. You are a 25-year-old gym teacher at a high school in Grand-Couron. Over the next three days you will make new friends, learn new things, and find new ways to make a complete and utter fool of yourself. What is it all for? Who is it all for? And what will become of you once it's all over?
Who knows? Perhaps some things are just inevitable.
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- Part 1 of CARDIOVERSE
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28 Jun 2026
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YOU - You wake up next to Kim for the very first time.
INLAND EMPIRE - Welcome to the rest of your life.Series
- Part 3 of CARDIOVERSE
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27 Jun 2026
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After The Case of the Hanged Man, Harry and Kim are both working at the 41st, and they take their first real case that involves leaving their desks. No detective solves every murder, not even Harry Du Bois, and this one doesn’t look to Kim like the sort that gets solved.
“Kim, is it possible that I forgot that some girls have penises?”
“Oh.” You blink at each other. “Yes, that does happen.”In series, but stands on its own (as do the others).
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- Part 4 of Get Your Shit Together, Kim Kitsuragi
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26 Jun 2026
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"Yes miss, but . . ." The lieutenant disagrees. "For him that number is 56."
Harry remembers, months afterwards, that Kim had believed in earnest that he was a full decade older than he actually was. At first he assumes that it was simply a mistake, but when he teases Kim about it he discovers that there's more to it then simply being bad with numbers.
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22 Jun 2026
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release the pressure valve before you explode by httpsawesome
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
10 Feb 2026
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In past relationships, Kim has been told that he moves too fast. He expects things too quickly, or he wants something the other person isn’t able to give. Not just romantically, but there have also been friends that have had to inform him that he wants to spend too much time with them or his interests are too boring. He’s aware of that, and has done the work to correct it.
Especially with Harry.
Kim is pretty sure that Harry is queer, and he can entertain the idea that he’s interested in Kim, but he’s also still early in his recovery. And they’ve only known each other for four months. He can keep things casual for a long time. Possibly forever, if that’s what it requires, cause as often as he imagines what Harry would look like naked and on his knees, he also really enjoys that he has someone that wants to play board games with him.
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22 Jun 2026
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It is nearly Christmas. Rust has been thinking about these things because of the whisper of cold in the air, how Marty wraps his fingers around his mug of coffee, both hands.
// December 2014. Memories and personhood that linger.
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- Part 16 of hunger and haunt
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25 May 2026
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“Would like to do it. But cannot touch. Rocky not know how to jerk off, either. Grace show first, so Rocky can learn. Maybe do later.”
Three of Rocky’s claws raise and they open and close as they sway this way and that, all pointed at Grace. The only thing keeping them apart is a thin layer of xenonite and the incompatible atmospheres. Air and a few atoms. Somehow, the idea that Rocky might have just shoved Grace over and started touching him because he wanted to had him embarrassingly hard. He would be strong enough to. Grace wouldn’t even be able to fight him off…
“Grace thinking about something exciting. Statement. Share.”
Taptaptap, a claw on the glass. Excited.
“Body is changing. Erection. Observation.”
“Okay, you looking through my clothes is cheating,” Grace wheezes.
alt; Grace jerks off while Rocky watches... well, a little bit more involved than watching.
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11 Apr 2026
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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- Part 1 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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02 Apr 2026
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Rust and Marty pick up the investigation post-2012.
Their relationship begins to shift into something new.
OR: Rust only knows how to get off one way. Marty decides to change that.
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30 Mar 2026
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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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29 Mar 2026
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Grace is a little loopy on painkillers and has an ... interesting dream. Rocky has to know more.
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28 Mar 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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28 Mar 2026
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“I wouldn’t call it a crush,” he begins, bracing himself for the storm. Be calm, he tells himself. God is with you.
“You wouldn’t?” Lawrence squeaks. His eyes are wide, searching. Vincent would spare a thought for his beauty, if he had any to spare in the first place.
“No.” Vincent shakes his head and sets his teacup down. “I would say that I am in love with you.”
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Or, a companion fic to the love I’m given, from Vincent’s POV.
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- Part 2 of the only way to heal now
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11 Feb 2026
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And I'm Home by MeronS
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga), ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Anime)
01 Mar 2025
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What if Ogata survived?
What if Vasily found the Japanese man bleeding by the train tracks?
What if the two of them continued their journey together from that point on?Tags to be added
Updates when possible, but aiming for at least once a month- Language:
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- 45/?
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16 Dec 2025
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Do I Creep You Out? by SponsoredByLays
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga), ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Anime)
09 Oct 2025
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So maybe he didn’t know why the man wanted him. And maybe he didn't need to know. If he insisted too much on his undesirability Vasily might come to his senses. Ogata was nothing if not an opportunist.
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11 Dec 2025
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It's In My Blood It's In My Heart by SponsoredByLays
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga), ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Anime)
29 Oct 2025
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If stars could feel, would it be pity that filled them as they got front row seats to Ogata’s life? Perhaps guilt, that they couldn’t intervene? Did even these massive nuclear fusions in the sky surpass him when it came to the conventionality of emotions?
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What if Vasily and Ogata stayed with Asirpa's group for a while? Only for a while, before Vasily coerced his muse into a little side quest adventure. They run away from everything together.
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11 Dec 2025
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Moby Dick by Anonymous
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga), ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Anime)
04 May 2026
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He told Vasily more about the plot: the obsessed captain dragging his crew to ruin chasing some white-skinned leviathan across the oceans, until only one beast or the other remained.
Although, the book's significance eluded him—what was so radical about a wounded man seeking vengeance? For him, it seemed the most natural thing in the world.
Until—
Deep into the heart of Siberia, Vasily ran, chased by the ghost that had returned from the underworld and wouldn’t stop it until the end of the world. This time, there’s nothing standing between them, not the wanted criminal, not the gold hunt.
This time, they’re not alone.
▶Chapter 7 updated 20260504: Sanctuary
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11 Dec 2025
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we are not checkmated (the after hours remix) by mayhawk
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
06 Dec 2025
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You’re not gay. You just keep having this fantasy where Kim grabs you by your tie and forces you to -
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10 Dec 2025
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Kim Kitsuragi is a careful man, measured and precise. He weighs the pros and cons of action, he looks before he leaps - and rarely does he leap.
And yet - Kim Kitsuragi has a fantasy.
It is a ridiculous fantasy, Kim thinks, he is a light sleeper, and yet - well, it is a fantasy. Anything is permitted, anything allowed. “I’ll make it so good for you, baby,” Harry pants in his ear, hot and close, and Kim doesn’t hear it, or maybe he does, maybe it is in his dream.Bookmarked by crunchywizard
04 Dec 2025