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Draco Malfoy is just trying to do his job at the Department of Cyclones, Rainfall, and Atmospheric Phenomena (C.R.A.P.), a mostly manageable feat, until an Auror operation gone wrong leaves behind a mess of a magical storm.
The culprit is, of course, none other than Harry Potter. Cleaning up Potter’s mess is one thing. Realizing Potter’s worst weather may have less to do with magic and more to do with Draco himself is quite another. Draco isn’t sure what to do with skies that are suddenly, inexplicably, clearing.
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18 May 2026
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Now I Wake Up In The Night and Watch You Breathe by hoko_onchi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2024
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When the DMLE assigned Harry to watch Draco, Harry’s interest ramped up. He wanked so much that first year he tore a muscle in his upper arm. It was all sexual at first. But with time, Harry’s feelings deepened. Draco was clever, well-informed, viciously funny. He stopped to pet dogs on the street and looked after his neighbour’s cat. He took an art course at a Muggle uni and opened his own gallery. He was smart and sharp; ambitious.
Draco was a puzzle box of a person. Intricate. Addictive.
So of course Harry continued watching Draco after the DMLE let him go, buying his own equipment and setting his own spells in place. Harry has such a nice collection of videos now. A library full. Harry deserves an honorary doctorate on the study of Draco Malfoy.
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05 May 2025
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The flowers keep coming back.
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25 Apr 2025
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The Ordeal of Being Known by babooshk_art, louisfake
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2021
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21 Apr 2025
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a life of smoke and silvered glass by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2017
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Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.
The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.
Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"
"He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."
"But Potter, really?" said Severus.
"He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."
Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."
"Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.
(Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)
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- Part 15 of boy with a scar
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03 Apr 2025
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Of course Draco’s orgasm hits him right as Potter does the one thing he’s not supposed to do. Of fucking course.
Or, the blood curse lingering over the Malfoys has landed on Draco, and he’s doomed to get knocked up by the first cock that gets inside his cunt. Just his luck that cock ends up being Harry Potter’s.
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02 Apr 2025
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he will have power the dark lord knows not by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2015
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It was Mrs. Figg who suspected first.
She noticed many things, sitting on her side of her fence with her cats chasing butterflies and nuzzling her ankles, Mundungus and the other watchers dropping by for tea now and then.
Mrs. Figg noticed that Petunia was a nosy bit of work with insecurities hanging from her every harsh angle. She noticed when Dudley learned the word MINE-- the whole neighborhood noticed that one. She noticed that Vernon glared at owls.
She noticed that when Petunia gave Harry a truly horrendous haircut one year, it grew back in at a normal rate. Harry was uneven and weird-looking for ages, hiding under beanies when he could.
When Mrs. Figg had Harry over for carefully miserable afternoons of babysitting, she noticed nothing moved that shouldn't. He didn't accidentally make flowers out of fallen leaves, or levitate anything during tantrums, or turn toys funny colors.
Mrs. Figg called up her mother, interrupting the wizarding bridge game she was winning against the nursing home staff, and asked her how she had known, decades back, that her youngest daughter was a squib.
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- Part 6 of boy with a scar
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01 Apr 2025
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A same-era AU in which Trelawney still makes a prediction, and (almost) everyone gets along and ships Tomarry.
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19 Mar 2025
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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
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15 Mar 2025
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Tom Riddle is a frightening coil of darkness, cruelty, and greatness, and changing him is Harry’s only hope for saving people he loves. Going back in time, he takes Tom from the orphanage, but his optimism shatters with every year they spend together.
Tom still longs for darkness. Tom stifles him in his possessiveness. Tom is fixated on him to the point of destroying the world just to keep him.
But Harry loves him. And the future changes.
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13 Mar 2025
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11 Mar 2025
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You Are My Sunshine by LittleLynn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Sep 2016
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On his first hunt in a new town Bard did not mean to happen upon a Lord in the night, falling from his horse, spooked from the storm.
Thranduil thought him to be his saviour, Bard feared he would be his end.
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06 Mar 2025
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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08 Nov 2024
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I have no mouth, but I must- by AdmiralAnarchy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Aug 2024
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Boothill lost all of himself when his body was replaced with metal and wires. When an enemy strike destroys his framework and leaves him facing death- or it's analog- once again, he finds someone there by his side, and more than willing to help him find that humanity buried deep within.
Or, alternatively, the one where Argenti shoves his hand up Boothill's chest and strokes his nerve cable until the cyborg gets off.
Now with a sequel~
Argenti and Boothill spend a little more time with each other, learning the bounds of Boothill's anatomy and finding workarounds to get closer in spite of the distance and obstacles before them. Their paths will diverge, with no guarantee to cross once again... but sweet touches and a heartfelt promise can make the road less lonely.Series
- Part 1 of Roses and Bullets
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28 Jun 2024
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“You’re the vampire who walks his pretentious dogs past my house at two in the morning and I’m the werewolf who just wants a good night’s sleep.” Or: a meet-ugly with dogs, banter, and misunderstandings of supernatural proportion.
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22 May 2024
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Here, There be Dragons by beaubete
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
18 Mar 2016
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30 Aug 2023
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A Most Peculiar Way by beaubete
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
21 Dec 2014
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Astronaut Bond becomes attached to the voice on the other end of the line--with two hundred thirty thousand miles between them.
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23 Aug 2023
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Working at Morrell Museum, Q's seen a lot of strange things, but that's nothing compared to the suspicious man who keeps visiting.
Museum!AU - Q and Eve work at the strangest little museum in London.
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23 Aug 2023
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Commander Bond is not a superstitious man.
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21 Aug 2023
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At first he mistakes it for a part of his kit, the cheery red wrapping some sort of Q-Branch joke.
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21 Aug 2023