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    Of course Yuna has a burner account, not just one, many in fact. She uses them for her job as Shane’s manager, to keep tabs on hockey news, the league, rumor mills, and on occasion, Rozanov.

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    How Yuna comes to care for Ilya through twitter before ever meeting him. AKA Ilya clinches the title ‘favourite son’ arguably before Shane’s parents find out about their relationship.

    Spans the entire timeline of Heated Rivalry.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Some people think concepts like fate and destiny are romantic, but for Harry Potter, fate has always meant one thing: a swift kick in the arse. Why else would he cross an ocean to New York and enroll in Muggle university only to find Draco Malfoy living two doors down the hall? The universe and its twisted sense of humor can fuck right off.

    A story in which two broken boys try to repair themselves halfway across the world. Too bad trauma doesn't care how far you run.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Faber's clueless, Wally's an idiot. The entire team is tired of just watching them pine for each other.

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    08 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Brock and Matt had a... weird tradition. Any time they'd room together, some how they'd end up on a fan work site, reading fanfiction about themselves or their teammates. Just for fun, nothing else.

    This trip though, was different. Brock had laid out on Matt’s bed, peeking over his shoulder at his phone screen as Matt pulled up the website and then tapped in his own name. The first work wasn’t them like usual… it was Kirill and Quinn.

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    Matt and Brock play matchmaker and read too little far into Kirill and Quinn's behaviors.

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    08 Jun 2026