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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    chap. 19

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    Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    the best kind of enemies-to-lovers—just brilliant 💗

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    Utahime thinks she knows what they are to each other. Then she kisses Gojo — impulsive, unplanned — and, to her shock, he kisses her back. Now the messages won’t stop, and neither will the feeling that this has been coming for years.

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    31 May 2025

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    Streaming from a hospital bed wasn’t on Natsu’s content calendar—but here he was. After a dirt bike stunt gone wrong (don’t ask), he’s bored, broken, and broadcasting live with the world’s most chaotic recovery arc.

    Enter Lucy Heartfilia: his unimpressed nurse, accidental guest star, and instant fan favourite.

    What starts as banter turns into playlists, pixelated farms, and maybe something real—off-camera and off-script.

    (Or: the one where a chaotic streamer falls in love with the nurse who keeps threatening to unplug his monitor.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wow. this was many brilliant things—hands down the best confession i’ve read, for one