10 Works by drarry_shit
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A Supermodel Making Potions in a Joke Shop by drarry_shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2025
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MALFOY MALDKIO JSMALFOYBWIDS MSAKDAORGWKNSLIOWK
That was mostly what was happening in Harry’s head as they stared at each other. A sound effect of a car screeching before crashing played in Harry’s head. Then Malfoy moved to straighten up slightly, and the stare was broken as Harry looked at him fully. He wasn’t wearing anything Harry recognised besides the gold corset (which, once again, how does one make that look casual???), but the red and gold theme rang true. When Harry looked back up he saw Malfoy’s eyes looking just above his, his eyebrows furrowing slightly in what looked like curiosity.
Oh for FUCKS SAKE, HIS HAIR IS GREEN.
Ron’s funeral will not be beautiful and he will not be buried, he will be left for the wolves.
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Draco reinvents himself after the war in an attempt to find out who he is without his father. Harry discovers this journey after stumbling upon Malfoy on a magazine cover. An obsession restarts.
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After a misunderstanding Andromeda accidentally gets both Draco and Harry to look after Teddy while she’s on a trip. Instead of agreeing on splitting the days, however, the stubborn men decide neither of them will leave.
Surprisingly, they work well as a team and suddenly their friends are hiring them as babysitters (and always tricking them both into taking the same job)
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“Yeah, packs tend to be very goal or similarity driven.” Harry explains, “that’s what helps some packs function. Having everyone align on at least one thing, you know?” Some rather chaotic clips of the Gryffindor pack begin playing. Two that stand out in particular are Fred and George throwing Ron off a roof, who holds a jar of peanut butter in his hands. The second is Harry, flanked by Seamus and Dean, sitting Zach down. Harry has a simple and rather messy slideshow that shows nothing but the lgbtq+ flag with non-centred words saying ‘gay ≠ bad’. “We’re not really like that, we’re kinda just a bunch of people smashed into one group. But it works and we have fun with each other.”
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A 'What We do in the Shadows' (movie) inspired drarry fic, except it's much gayer.
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Hiss Hiss Bitch the Continuation: But With Feelings by drarry_shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2021
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Though all signs point very obviously to Draco’s feelings being returned, he can’t help but panic on whether or not Potter only wanted him to blow off a little steam.
Part two to hiss hiss bitch in this series, don’t know if it’ll make a lot of sense if you don’t read that but I think it’s good as a stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of Hiss Hiss Bitch
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I like that you're broken, broken like me by drarry_shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2021
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That was just it wasn’t it? They were happy. They found someone, romantic or not. They’ve found someone they could be with till the end of time. That they’d be happy to with till the end of time.
And Draco? No one.
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A villain Harry has to catch is honestly too good at running away before Harry can even catch a glimpse of him, meanwhile Ron’s boyfriend’s friend is really pretty.
Based on that one tumblr chat post that went:
Hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!
Villain: *choking back tears* yeah I’m actually trying really hard here...
Hero: *uncomfortable* oh
Hero: umm...
Hero: it’s okay you did good?
Villain: I did good??
Hero: I- I mean, BAD, you did bad.
Villain: *crying harder* I did bad?!?
Hero: I mean... you did good... at being bad?
Villain: o-oh... *sniffles* thank you.
Hero: yeah.
Villain: *smiles* no one’s ever told me I did good before.
Hero:
Hero: quick question where are your parents I just wanna talkIt might look different I can’t find the original post
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theboywhowontfuckingdie: You know what @illegallyblond
theboywhowontfuckingdie: Hush bottom
theboywhowontfuckingdie: A top is speaking
Blaise.Zabini: Merlin Potter I know the wizarding world literally worships you but you can’t just murder people like this -
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Because he brushed his teeth twice today, and you know what he was quite proud of himself for it.
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After the war Draco is quiet. He doesn't step out of line, he doesn't talk back- actually he's barely talking at all, yeah he's barely talking at all and it pisses Harry off horribly for some reason.
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“What! I never said that! I do not get hard just by him saying a few words every day.”
“So you’re admitting that if it were more than just a few words you’d get aroused?”
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Or five times Harry gets Draco's reaction to his parseltongue completely wrong and one time he smartened the fuck up
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- Part 1 of Hiss Hiss Bitch
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Neville comes out with his secret with Nott by his side for some reason, Malfoy has a kitten now, Parkinson and Hermione have been acting a little too close for house unity, and Ron won’t say why he doesn’t like his new roommate Zabini.
Also Harry really doesn’t like Malfoy, until the blond git smiled.
Kinda crack but I swear it’s fluffy