drunkonsmut
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- Hannibal (TV) (29)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (2)
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Izzy reflects on life and his not-so-secret admirer before making his move.
Roach is there too, cheering from the sidelines.
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Stede gets on a spot of trouble while on a raid and Izzy gets the opportunity of show off a bit to rescue his new love.
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Staying late at the office again with Dr. Chilton.
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- Part 24 of The Doctor and the Professor
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Freddie Lounds visits Dr. Chilton while he recuperates at the hospital .
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You catch Frederick indulging in his...admiration of you. Lucky for him, you don't mind.
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- Part 9 of The Doctor and the Professor
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Each story in the series can be read as self-standing, they're merely connected by details.
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A Ouizzy Pride & Prejudice AU
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an unmated alpha in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an omega, but no one ever stopped to consider whether an unmated omega must in turn be in want of an alpha.
Frenchie is grateful for the position granted to him at Bonnet House. He’s found security and friendship, which are hard to find as an unmarried omega with no family. He wants to keep Bonnet House safe, but that safety is threatened when Stede falls for Edward Teach, a self-made alpha new to the neighborhood. He brings his friend Izzy Hands along with him, who Frenchie finds to be the most aggravating man he has ever met.
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19 Jul 2026
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Izzy Hands is a tease. Ed’s a little obsessed.
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14 Jul 2026
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The fix-it AU where Izzy has one coping skill, and it's Edward beating the shit out of him until he cries.
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10 Jul 2026
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"Let's go on a road trip," Ed says. "All the places we hit when we were kids."
"Eddie—"
"I don't like paperwork," Ed says quickly. He can see the frustration building in Izzy's eyes. He's mad about something; what, exactly, Ed almost never knows. "I'll do it later, whatever papers you want me to sign. But we had a lot of fun then, didn't we?"
Ed and Izzy are going to get divorced. This is the story of how it doesn't happen.
A modern era road trip AU written for OFMD RBB 2026. Art by Ducko. NSFW art will be noted in chapter notes.
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- English
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- 38,254
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- 11/11
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09 Jul 2026
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“Captain?” The man asks instead. “This isn’t the Queen Anne’s Revenge?”
“This is The Revenge.” Stede clarifies.
The man closes his eyes, sucks a breath in through his teeth, the lights flare again.
“Have you sacrificed any poultry recently?” A ridiculous question, asked completely seriously.
“I did request Roach make up a canard a l’orange so I suppose someone in the vicinity may have.”
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In which Edward summons a demon, Izzy gets lost en route, and Stede finds himself one corner of a very complicated love triangle.
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30 Jun 2026