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A Ouizzy Pride & Prejudice AU
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an unmated alpha in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an omega, but no one ever stopped to consider whether an unmated omega must in turn be in want of an alpha.
Frenchie is grateful for the position granted to him at Bonnet House. He’s found security and friendship, which are hard to find as an unmarried omega with no family. He wants to keep Bonnet House safe, but that safety is threatened when Stede falls for Edward Teach, a self-made alpha new to the neighborhood. He brings his friend Izzy Hands along with him, who Frenchie finds to be the most aggravating man he has ever met.
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19 Jul 2026
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Izzy Hands is a tease. Ed’s a little obsessed.
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14 Jul 2026
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The fix-it AU where Izzy has one coping skill, and it's Edward beating the shit out of him until he cries.
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10 Jul 2026
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"Let's go on a road trip," Ed says. "All the places we hit when we were kids."
"Eddie—"
"I don't like paperwork," Ed says quickly. He can see the frustration building in Izzy's eyes. He's mad about something; what, exactly, Ed almost never knows. "I'll do it later, whatever papers you want me to sign. But we had a lot of fun then, didn't we?"
Ed and Izzy are going to get divorced. This is the story of how it doesn't happen.
A modern era road trip AU written for OFMD RBB 2026. Art by Ducko. NSFW art will be noted in chapter notes.
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09 Jul 2026
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“Captain?” The man asks instead. “This isn’t the Queen Anne’s Revenge?”
“This is The Revenge.” Stede clarifies.
The man closes his eyes, sucks a breath in through his teeth, the lights flare again.
“Have you sacrificed any poultry recently?” A ridiculous question, asked completely seriously.
“I did request Roach make up a canard a l’orange so I suppose someone in the vicinity may have.”
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In which Edward summons a demon, Izzy gets lost en route, and Stede finds himself one corner of a very complicated love triangle.
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30 Jun 2026
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God, Ed was obsessed with that voice. Wanted to rub it all over himself, to drink it, to drown in it. To take it apart and see what it was made out of. He wondered if Izzy understood that when they sang together they were touching - voice to voice, from lungs to throat to air.
In the run-up to Calypso's party, things are tense on the Revenge. Stede is still learning how to be a captain, and a pirate. The crew don't trust him, and they certainly don't trust Ed Teach. The relationship between Izzy and Edward is strained by what they've been through, for all that Izzy and Stede are growing friendlier the more time they spend training. Ed's doing his best to make amends - to Izzy, to the ship, to everyone - and to sort his head out, but it's not easy. Meanwhile Stede and Ed are taking things slow, finding their way on shaky new ground.
While trying to work out how to fix all the things he's broken, Stede ends up asking about how Izzy and Ed met. Separately, the two of them tell him a story about pubs and pirates, about marriages and villains, shanties and sea battles, and of the Republic of Pirates itself. And for Stede, it changes everything.
With original songs by Doll_After_Dark!
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22 Jun 2026
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Crowley had been looking for a mate but no one had caught his eye until he saw Aziraphale. Would the attractive human who’d wandered into their realm be compatible? He would if it was Crowley’s lucky day.
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13 Jun 2026
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an egg-citing evening by edensdelights
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Sep 2025
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Aziraphale becomes curious about Crowley's biological reptilian needs.
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12 Jun 2026
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Hell Freezes Over by charliebrown1234, Turcote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2019
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The year is 2002, and Crowley and Aziraphale are sent to Alaska to investigate a decommissioned entrance to Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
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09 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale suffers the effects of a demon's venom, Crowley tries to help him as best as he can.
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09 Jun 2026
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So In Love With You Am I by AZFellow
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
12 May 2026
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It is late winter, 1951. A decade after that fateful night in 1941 (Good Omens Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times and Season 2, episode 4: The Hitchhiker), Aziraphale is in an uncharacteristically depressive slump. The last war took a bit of a toll on the Earth-loving angel, talk of the End Times has picked up at work, and he has spent the last ten years trying to drop subtle hints that he feels a lot more than 'friendship' for his hereditary enemy/best friend, Crowley. He decides it's time for a little break and lies down for a depression nap.
He really should have consulted Crowley about it first.
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04 Jun 2026
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The Nice and Accurate Proposal by thealienmeme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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anthony crowley has two options: be deported back to South Africa or force his kind and soft assistant, aziraphale fell, into marrying him so he can stay in the country. on one hand, being deported maybe wouldn't be so bad, but on the other hand, aziraphale is kind of cute. cue a fake relationship, a whacky family, a cute dog, and a small town that hasn't seen anything like this before.
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02 Jun 2026
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Beauty is in the Ear of the Listener by Sani86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2020
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Aziraphale would always remember the first time he heard the music, tendrils of song winding through the night air like a droplet of ink spilled into water, gently reaching out, probing, spreading until it seemed to fill the entire world.
He followed its beckoning call.
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02 Jun 2026
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Drinking Buddies and Diaries by dove_dove
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Aug 2023
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“I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.
Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”
“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”
Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”
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28 May 2026
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The Unity of Opposites by depraveddame
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2026
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Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.
They despise one another.
In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.
Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.
So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?
Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.
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16 May 2026
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Alphas, especially unbonded ones, are a danger to society; at least, that is what the government decided. Now, all alphas are sent into government custody as soon as they present. They are kept under strict guard and used as laborers around the country. However, omegas still need an alpha during their heat to avoid medical complications, which is why the government established Alpha Services.
Aziraphale has been managing his heats alone for his whole adult life, but recently he has started experiencing some side effects. So, on orders from his doctor, Aziraphale books his next heat with Alpha Services and meets a handsome ginger alpha who just might change his life forever.
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22 Apr 2026
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The Nutter Curse: An Epistolary Romance by Bohoteacher, Thinkinginscripts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
05 Apr 2026
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An old family curse brings Dr Aziraphale Fell, professor of Religious History and Folkloric Traditions, into correspondence with Mr Anthony Crowley, whose family is said to be cursed.
Neither anticipates how quickly, or how willingly their letters would begin to matter.
What follows is a slow, intimate exchange about curses, books, loneliness, belonging... and the unexpected ways two lives can begin to align, one letter at a time.
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21 Apr 2026
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Izzy Hands was once a leading shark expert. An accident took that away from him in a matter of minutes. Now, he's just trying to live his life when he's connected with Stede Bonnet, a biologist doing a kids' show for Shark Week.
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20 Mar 2026
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Hybrid AU
Izzy Hands is a legendary fighting dog, and his old owner Ed Teach wants out of the game. The once-champion is sold off to Ned Low, and his life as he knows it is over.
But it’s never too late to begin again.
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28 Feb 2026
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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05 Jan 2026