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  1. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Beautiful- my canon Weibe backstory btw

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    rat
    @rinkrat97

    uhm. is this what I think it is?????

    *grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*

    ❤ 278K 8:22 PM - August 31, 2017

    1.2K people are talking about this


    Now Trending: #ProperRussianGreeting #NotGayIfItsSoviet #StalinsLips


    Real American
    @JustAskingQ

    I can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.

    ❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017


    or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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    24 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    soviet 'fraternal' kiss my beloved

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Oscar should’ve known.
    Oscar should’ve known, from the very first second he saw him. Perhaps he was shocked, after not seeing Lando for the last 15 years, some details flew over his head, but everything was so clear now…

    Lando’s plump lips and his perfect cupid’s bow, his vivid ocean eyes and doll eyelashes, his perfectly curled hair, the way his honeyed skin glistened under the evening sun, or his heart shaped smile when he laughed. It was all so clear … but Oscar couldn’t make sense out of his friend’s ethereal beauty up until now.

    Lando is standing right in front of him, pure white wings displayed gracefully on his back, delicate feathers slowly falling on their living room’s floor. Oscar stares in awe, and Lando stares back, confused.

    “You— you can see me ?”

     

    or in which cupid lacks love, and Oscar’s got the heart eyes.

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    09 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ugh so good

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for you.”

    Stupid whispers and stupid prophecies.

    Confused and unwilling to think too much, lest he get his hopes up for no reason, Lando falls back onto the grass, staring up at the fluffy clouds in the sky. Little flowers immediately spring up around his head, kissing his cheeks and hair with their soft petals.

    “I fucking hate flowers.”

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    16 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    beauty.