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Robert Small has the Object Permanence of a Toddler by flamingbunnies
Fandoms: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
01 Aug 2017
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There's a new vampire in town. Robert doesn't know what he's up to, but with the help of the new cute volunteer at the shelter, they'll get him before he gets the neighbors.
Damien is the new guy in town and is somehow roped into hunting himself.
Mary thinks the whole situation is hilarious.
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It's been four months since Herman, A.K.A SDN Hero Waterboy, went missing after what should have been a routine dispatch call. Vanished, leaving his tracker behind at the entrance of a manhole cover.
Four months after the fact, Robert Robertson receives a distress call about a villain with Red Ring implants currently wrecking havoc on the coastline.
It couldn't be, could it?
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- Part 1 of Ebb Tide
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19 Dec 2025
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Also know as "The 5 Times Robert Showed his Team How Much of a Normie He Wasn’t and the 1 Time They were Reminded Brutally How Normie He Was".
Robert Robertson the Third doesn't have the same pain tolerance most humans do. The Z-Team isn't used to it.
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18 Dec 2025
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Waiting to be cleared for fieldwork after an injury, Flambae begins to get impatient with the due process. Waterboy offers him a new place to direct all that unspent energy.
Can be read as a stand alone!
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- Part 2 of the birth of a polycule
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17 Dec 2025
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Robert rolled his eyes, crossing his arms and letting his head fall back. "Enemies to lovers? More like enemies to friends back to enemies. Asshole," he muttered.
“Still a better love story than Twilight." Flambae let out a cackle at his own joke, giving Robert a little bounce as he continued walking.
"Besides. Not my fault you're so tiny. Makes carrying you around way too easy. If you were gay, you would be on the bottom, I bet. Little bottom bitch twink."
Robert glanced up at him, looking very unamused. "Well. You'd be half right.” His gaze left, watching the cars going by.
“Considering I'm bi."
"Wait." Flambae paused in his walking.
It took him a good few seconds to process the words, staring down at Robert with a bit of shock. "Wait, are you actually?"
"...Me and Visi are open, too."
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The Z-Team's journey to becoming a polycule (in their own messy, emotionally chaotic way).
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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- English
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- 129,320
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15 Dec 2025
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Boy, I'm Looking For A Fire (I'm Only Asking For Desire) by acestyx
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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“Look.” he continued, hands raised in surrender. “You’re pissed. I get it. As you know, the rest of my day wasn’t that fucking great either.”
He nodded towards the corner of the ceiling, where one of several small CCTV cameras sat. “But if you’re going to incinerate me, could you at least do it in a blind spot? I don’t exactly want my charred corpse caught in 4k.”
Flambae glanced around at the cameras, puffing out a warm, steady breath. He met Robert’s gaze again, hot embers burning beneath his glare. Flambae’s other fist curled, trembling slightly.
Robert licked his lips and braced, fully expecting to have to come up with a brand new excuse tomorrow for why his nose was busted this time around.
Instead, his eyes narrowed when Flambae’s glare — for the smallest, most imperceptibly short moment — flitted down, tracking the motion. Flambae’s gaze snapped back up, looking caught.
Robert blinked, eyes widening. His mouth fell open, the corner of his mouth ticking up just a fraction. “Oh.”
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Or, Robert and Flambae run into eachother after hours, post the “comms incident”. They argue a bit, then finish what they started.
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- Part 2 of Slow Burn
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12 Dec 2025