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Woodash and iron and leather by iffervescent
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jan 2020
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Jaskier is the only person Geralt's ever been around who doesn't smell of fear
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03 Jul 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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30 Jun 2026
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gracerocky nsfw art dump by kj_symes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 May 2026
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Collection of my art featuring Grace with (mostly) Ortiz!Rocky crushing his ass and cock into dust
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30 Jun 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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28 Jun 2026
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On the subject matter of the sexual desire object of Dr. Ryland Grace: a study by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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“Dr. Grace, are you aware that I receive reports on all activities that happen aboard this ship? Both scientific and… non-scientific.”
Obviously. She’s like Big Brother if he were East German and mean in a hot way.
“Uh, yeah. Why?”
She turns to look at her monitor. Rude.
“Right, so what’s “Bossy Ginger CEO Puts Blond Intern In His Place” about, exactly?”
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Or: the one where Grace can’t stop watching porn starring redheads with blue eyes, for no particular reason. Stratt, naturally, is aware of it.
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24 Jun 2026