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Woodash and iron and leather by iffervescent
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jan 2020
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Jaskier is the only person Geralt's ever been around who doesn't smell of fear
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03 Jul 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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30 Jun 2026
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gracerocky nsfw art dump by kj_symes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 May 2026
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Collection of my art featuring Grace with (mostly) Ortiz!Rocky crushing his ass and cock into dust
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30 Jun 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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28 Jun 2026
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On the subject matter of the sexual desire object of Dr. Ryland Grace: a study by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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“Dr. Grace, are you aware that I receive reports on all activities that happen aboard this ship? Both scientific and… non-scientific.”
Obviously. She’s like Big Brother if he were East German and mean in a hot way.
“Uh, yeah. Why?”
She turns to look at her monitor. Rude.
“Right, so what’s “Bossy Ginger CEO Puts Blond Intern In His Place” about, exactly?”
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Or: the one where Grace can’t stop watching porn starring redheads with blue eyes, for no particular reason. Stratt, naturally, is aware of it.
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24 Jun 2026
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perfect disease by EthanTheAnnus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 May 2026
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“What’s — What’re you —”
“Grace,” she says evenly, reaching to loosely curl her hand around his cock, watching the way his expression shifts and he squirms under her. “Your job is just to lie there. Not to ask questions.”
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Stratt and Grace have a regular pattern to the way they have sex. Stratt changes things up.
(Alternatively; the first time they have penetrative sex.)
(Title from the Wombats song of the same name!)
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24 Jun 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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22 Jun 2026
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Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours by OzQueen for Val_Creative
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999)
30 Aug 2021
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She had told Rick, just over a week ago, that she didn't believe in curses. She didn't believe in spells, or the dead becoming undead.
But that was before Imhotep. That was before Hamunaptra. Before Ardeth, and his dark eyes and magnetic pull.
Now she can feel part of herself lost somewhere, like she's trying to find her way back to a place she once knew.
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21 Jun 2026
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"Not every adventure has monsters," Evelyn says, slipping her hand into Rick's and taking the lead, angling herself through the morning crowd. "Some adventures are utter pleasure from beginning to end."
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20 Jun 2026
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Something Smart to Do by kianspo
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
01 May 2018
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In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
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18 Jun 2026
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Source: It was revealed to me in a dream by StellaMae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jul 2026
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"I was just having a… nice dream, and my body responded. It’s a… natural biological process.” Ryland makes the conscious decision to not tell Rocky what it’s called. “It’s related to reproduction, sort of."
“Oh,” Rocky says. “Understand. Is biological process finished now, question?”
Even through the filter of the computer voice, Ryland can pick up on Rocky's devious tone. He knows the answer to his question. Ryland had gone over basic human reproductive biology with him on like, day 25 of their relationship. Friendship? Whatever. And Rocky never forgets anything, so of course he knows he wasn’t “finished.” He can tell Ryland is embarrassed, and he’s trying to make it worse, for some reason.
Well, it’s working. Despite his best efforts to remain neutral, Ryland is pretty sure he's blushing down to his chest.
“Yes and no,” he finally answers, trying to ignore that despite everything that’s happened since he woke up, he’s still very hard in his underwear. He rubs at his face, trying to make the blush go away. “I’m… going back to sleep.”
“Okay,” Rocky says. “Sweet dreams.”
That little… fudging… freak. Darn him to heck.
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12 Jun 2026
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Pressure Points by eveBestt for ofthetides
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Five times Eva Stratt or Ryland Grace has a migraine, and one time they both do.
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11 Jun 2026
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Little Science Lapdog by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.
When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.
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11 Jun 2026
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Memories of the Stars by hkafterdark
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Aug 2016
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“Don’t you want your birthday present?” Bones asks. “You’re always badgering me about getting you something nice.”
“Aw, Bones, you shouldn’t have.” Jim grins and knocks him in the shoulder. “Where is it?”
“Back in my quarters,” Bones says without a trace of irony or embarrassment.
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10 Jun 2026
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Jim just can't get enough. Like...really. Lucky for him, Bones takes it rather well.
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09 Jun 2026
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Mistaken Mismatch by infiniteeight
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2016
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Sex has never been all that impressive for Leonard, and he's long since given up trying to make it better. Considering how much Jim enjoys sex, he thinks he can be forgiven for assuming any romantic relationship they attempted would be doomed to failure.
Jim proves him wrong on multiple counts.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Skip to the point, Jim. The sooner you spit it out, the sooner I can refuse and get back to work.”
“It’s really no big deal,” Jim says as the door slides closed behind them. “I just need you to come down to Hearth with us…as my husband.”
The Enterprise has been sent to negotiate reaccession to the Federation with an isolationist religious group known as the Kindred. While there, Jim notices that some of the children seem to be gravely ill. The problem is, the Kindred practice faith healing and refuse to allow a doctor to be brought in. So Jim does what he does best: he improvises.
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- Part 1 of palimpsest verse
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07 Jun 2026
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Jim wouldn’t have ever believed it in a million years if he hadn’t seen it for himself, hadn’t made the unfortunate life choice to go buy donuts and then decide to use the lock code Bones had given him for emergencies only Jim, and if you abuse that right I have no problem using your skinny ass as a pin cushion. Really, it’s his own fault he’d just walked right into the hottest thing he’d ever seen in his life.
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- Part 1 of Dímelo
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07 Jun 2026
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Submit, Fight, Fail, Fall (or why you can't fight the blood that's in you) by akainagi
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
06 Aug 2014
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Jim Kirk is an omega with a chip on his shoulder. He thinks all alphas are assholes. Then he meets one that isn't.
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07 Jun 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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06 Jun 2026