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Will runs a tiny barista shop and values three things: silence, solitude, and very good coffee.
Enter: Hannibal Lecter. A man who bakes like a god and flirts like it’s 1872.It should be weird.
It is. And yet, somehow, it’s working.Series
- Part 1 of Meat-Cured Meet-Cutes
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03 Jul 2026
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Will is severely allergic to bees.
So when someone sets up an army of hives next door, his home becomes ground zero for his worst-case scenario.The beekeeper? Immaculate. Polite. And just a little too comfortable with murder.
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- Part 2 of Meat-Cured Meet-Cutes
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03 Jul 2026
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“I want your dogs here, Will. I want you here with them.”
“Is this a sex thing?” Will stuttered out unintentionally. He shoved a pepper slice into his mouth to shut the stupid thing up.
Hannibal didn’t say anything, which Will nearly took as an affirmation. Instead, he sighed again. “You think so low of me, Will.”
“No, no–” Will swallowed and nearly choked. “I just don’t see the appeal!”
“I could cook for you,”
“No, Hannibal,” Will took in a sharp, quick breath, leaning forward to rest his forehead in his hands and nearly cage himself against the island. “There’s a– ridiculously grand appeal of living with you, in your big house in this nice neighborhood.”
Hannibal turned to him, which Will only knew based on the shifting of the shadows against the countertop. Will did not look up from the granite, because Hannibal may very well derail his thoughts. “I just don’t get why you want me and my dogs to mess that all up."--
OR! a twist on season one where a suicidal will moves in with hannibal. also will thinks hes straight. also will's dogs move in too. who up being self indulgent?trying to update at least once a week!
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26 Jun 2026
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“I can’t have anyone near," Will said, "You’ll screw with my methods.”
“Remind me,” Crawford narrowed his eyes, “just how that works again?”
“Fuck you, that’s how it works,” Will responded flatly; when Crawford opened his mouth with a frown Will leapt in, “don’t start you son of a bitch. You brought me here, you asked me to help. I’m helping. But don’t expect special fucking treatment, understand?”
It was easy to be nasty. Will knew nasty. Nasty was familiar, nasty was an old friend. Just like Crawford, only nasty was easier to deal with. Finally Jack cracked, smiling once more. He opened the door and was half way out before he turned back.
“You haven’t changed a bit, have you,” he said.
“Not an iota."
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Because being feared by his peers, despised by his colleagues, hated by the public, and having a healthy mutual dislike for other witches was just a normal day for Will Graham. Being pulled back into the Chesapeake Ripper cold case by Jack Crawford was just sauce on the sundae. And finding out Hannibal Lecter was his new psychiatrist was just the goddamn cherry on top.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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They weren’t just horny, she realized. They loved each other. Obviously it was fucked up, given the comments about cannibalism, and the fact that they were in holding cells guarded by the fucking S.W.A.T. team. No matter how messed up they were though, they had each other. Or, at least, they could, if they ever sorted out whatever they had going on with murder and hypnosis and brain inflammation and shit.
Or, you've heard of the Get Along Shirt, now get ready for: the Get Along Adjoining Holding Cells
Mizumono AU where Will and Hannibal both get arrested rather than the whole Stabbing Incident.