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Profess(or) Your Love by very_pretty_bad (julienne_not_brunoise)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Feb 2026
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Monday-Wednesday-Friday 8:00 AM-9:00 AM: Intro to Sociology (SOC-101)
Instructor: Shane Hollander, PhD (Social Science) — Professor of Sociology
Room: Coulson 121Monday-Wednesday-Friday 8:00 AM-9:00 AM: Russian 1 (RUS-101)
Instructor: Ilya Rozanov, PhD (Psychology) — Professor of SLA Russian
Room: Coulson 122•••
Professor Hollander is the kind-hearted, mild-mannered professor of Sociology that students learn quickly to love. Dr. Rozanov is the gruff, curt Russian language instructor that students learn to love a little more slowly. Their bitter rivalry is the stuff of campus legend.
(Yeah, right.)
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11 Jul 2026
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r/NonTradMarriage
u/tunameltbreathe
My [A] husband's [B] scent is words and lots of love for me.
this is a bragging post because someone asked me about this.
my husband has always been very sweet. he is a beta with beta parents, so he has no clue how alphas and omegas are. we have gone through rough patches, of course, but not all of those are related to our secondary gender. sometimes i am asshole, or he is asshole, or we are both asshole. is life.
Five times Ilya learns about love from Shane (+ one time Shane learns about love from Ilya)
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11 Jul 2026
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“I’m injured! I’m supposed to be resting!” Hollander protested, which would have been more effective if anyone at all was asking him to stand up.
“Pretty sure warming up Shane Hollandbear’s heart and making a wish isn’t putting any strain on your ankle,” Boodram pointed out.-
When Shane misses a few away games due to a minor injury, the Centaurs take him to Build-A-Bear to make Ilya a Shane bear so he'll be less unbearable (pun unintended) during the roadtrip. It absolutely makes the employee's day.
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10 Jul 2026
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After the bravery of Scott Hunter, Shane Hollander came out as the second openly gay hockey player. Coincidently, he seems to have gotten a very hot, Russian bodyguard who smokes like a chimney.
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- Part 2 of Ilya Rozanov is Not a Hockey Player
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09 Jul 2026
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honey by casdoms (moffwithhishead)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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image 6: Zane & Ilya pretending to make out in the locker room to demonstrate what nobody should be doing while the team cackles & Shane hides his face while laughing
image 7: Ilya in the pool at Zane’s house with the few kids that belong to guys on the team and a Pike child running past in the background
image 8: Shane & Zane with their grill master aprons on and ugly dad sunglassesSeries
- Part 13 of heated rivalry but shane is more audhd
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08 Jul 2026
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Shane nuzzles the top of his head before leaning in and pressing his mouth to Ilya's forehead.
The kiss is brief and feather-light and casual and yet it's everything for Ilya.
He's quite sure it's impossible for him to smile any wider than he's smiling right now. His heart is fluttering happily in his chest, a content warmth spreading through his body as Shane lingers there, hugging him and humming softly and still placing little kisses on Ilya's temple.
_________Five times Shane gives Ilya forehead kisses and one time Ilya asks for one.
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06 Jul 2026
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Low Chances by apple_buttery
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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Frustrated that his attempts to flirt with Shane are going nowhere, Ilya asks Reddit for help. Non-traditional A/B/O universe. Plotless.
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06 Jul 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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- English
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- 8/8
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05 Jul 2026
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No Way That I Can Describe (What Your Love Makes Me Feel Like) by too_much_of_a_fangirl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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“You know you’re vibing super hard to a lesbian anthem right now?”
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5 times Ilya unintentionally hinted at his love life through songs, and the 1 time he did it on purpose.
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- Part 2 of My Heated Rivalry Fics
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04 Jul 2026
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Beyond My Wildest Dreams by seventyoceans
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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‘David, is Ilya. Have suddenly got upset stomach. Sorry.’
Too cliched.
‘David, have broken both legs. Do not send ambulance. Will walk it off. Regards, Ilya.’
Too melodramatic.
‘David, do not want to go. This is Ilya.’
Too cruel.
‘David, I cannot embarrass you. You mean too much to me. Love, Ilya.’
Too true.
Fifth time’s a charm and Ilya sent ‘On my way!’ instead. David’s reply was immediate, ‘We’re gonna make a night of it, bud!’Or: Ilya is David's plus one for a function and is utterly unprepared for how David has been talking about him at work.
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04 Jul 2026
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smoke gets in your eyes by residentrookie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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Then Rozanov turns, his side profile on full display, and Shane can see now that it’s not his phone he’s cradling in his hands but an unlit cigarette and a flickering lighter.
Shane is suddenly unsure of his next move. If he announces himself, he can perhaps get this introduction over with before the stick ever gets lit. And then, of course, there’s always the option of turning around completely, heading back inside like he was never even here. But when else will he get the chance to meet Rozanov alone, privately, without a crowd of hungry journalists eager to hear their first exchange and weigh in on their microexpressions and tones and the unspoken messages in their words?
What he absolutely cannot do is be within three metres of Ilya Rozanov smoking a cigarette because there are some embarrassments you never come back from, and suffering a spontaneous nosebleed while introducing himself to the Russian opponent he’s never met before is unequivocally one of them.
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Shane Hollander has a strange affliction: cigarette smoke gives him nosebleeds. Needless to say, this makes interacting with Ilya Rozanov more difficult than he'd previously imagined.
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04 Jul 2026
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i don't want a lot for christmas by bombshells
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Apr 2026
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It’s Christmas Eve, and they just lost a game, and there’s a freak snowstorm, and they’re stuck in JFK, and Mariah Carey is there, and Shane thinks he’s getting sick.
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03 Jul 2026
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sadness as a gift by bombshells
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Good riddance, he thinks. Or maybe feels obligated to think. He’s not sure. It feels like a natural thing to think about a brother who hit you and insulted you and extorted you for most of your short, miserable time together. He’s thought about it before, Alexei dying. The life he lived had not been conductive to longevity.
I am the last Rozanov, he thinks, and that is an emotion he can parse, finally: closure. Like setting the last piece down in a puzzle.
It’s only after the first puff of smoke escapes his lips that Ilya remembers Alexei’s daughter.
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Two years after he gets married, Ilya Rozanov receives the news that his older brother has died.- Language:
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Bookmarked by hambone_hambone
02 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This was some wonderful writing. It was very, very moving, and very, very well done. Thank you for sharing it with all of us!!
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Retirement, Apparently by cheryl123sing
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Feb 2026
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A year after retiring at thirty-nine, Shane Hollander throws himself into house flipping and accidentally becomes comforting reality television.
Ilya Rozanov makes fun of it.
Shane retaliates by mentioning, on camera, that his husband is a raging Drag Race Fanboy.
The internet notices.
Things progress from there.
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02 Jul 2026
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Trying to Guess if Cliff Marleau is Gay, Straight, or a Homophobe | Gaydar by Violet_Thistle
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Jun 2026
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“I’m Anania, this is Gaydar, and I’m going to find out if you are gay, straight or a homophobe, what is your name, and what are your pronouns?”
“I’m Cliff Marleau.” Cliff smiles, then remembers the rest of the question. “Oh! Uh…he and him. Oh, and his. He, his, him?"
“Are you asking, or…?” Anania eyes him with confusion.
"No, it’s him, his, he.” Cliff nods his head with each word, saying them carefully.
“Are you trying to get the order right?” Anania purses her lips to hold back a smile.
“Yeah.” Cliff admits.OR: Cliff Marleau goes on Gaydar and has several identity crises.
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- Part 5 of Heated Rivalry Articles and Reactions
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24 Jun 2026
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the way to his heart by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jun 2026
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“It’s okay. I don’t need anything.”
“I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.”
“Make… what?” he asks warily.
Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?”
“No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.”
He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?”
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- Part 9 of the chronic illness club
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21 Jun 2026
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When Shane first notices in the locker room showers, he’s having about six different crises at the same time that he’s trying not to get caught looking anywhere near Rozanov’s dick, so it doesn’t really register all the way.
It’s not until he’s watching Rozanov move up the bed that night that Shane’s eyes snag again on the scars littering his upper thighs and he realises what they are: self-inflicted.
Or: they’re both a little less terrible at having feelings for their rival-with-benefits, Shane grows more comfortable with letting some rules change, and Ilya grows more comfortable with opening up to Shane.
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19 Jun 2026
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Beta like Omega by Anonymous
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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18 Jun 2026
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Hanahaki disease is not supposed to happen to actual people, sitting on actual stairwells with sweat cooling on their skin, with an actual game in two days that has a sponsorship contract riding on it. It’s not supposed to happen off-screen, without violins and an audience.
And it definitely isn’t supposed to happen to the first Asian-Canadian MVP of the National Hockey League.
Shane curls his fingers slowly around the petal, like if he hides it, if he doesn’t look at it, it might stop being real.Or: the one where Shane is one of the lucky few humans in the world predisposed to Hanahaki disease. He copes with it as well as you might expect.
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17 Jun 2026
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It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.
But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.
(how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)
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Bookmarked by hambone_hambone
10 Jun 2026