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hold yourself steady by MatchstickQ
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Jun 2026
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Item: Chest Compressor of the Fondling Father
An elastic and nylon tunic which (unlike its death trap predecessors) has a one-way pocket dimension entry between the lower band and shoulder straps, ensuring any body part placed within is safe in the void for any duration of time. You can be a stealth-maxxing passoid for far longer than 8 hours with no rib bruising—just watch out for any interdimensional hitchhikers, wink wink. This bad boy was plagiarized so blatantly from Tumblr that it may as well have been stolen from the president! Which it was, kind of. Specifically the third one. Hope you like Vocaloid, you weeaboo shit.
> Adds +2 to Constitution
> Will always be partly visible from the neckline of any shirt-class item.
> Adds +3 to Charisma, unless whoever you are speaking to recognizes it, in which case it is -1.
> Warning! This item contains an entrance to a pocket dimension. Usual rules apply.
> This is a unique item! It cannot be sold or traded.-
Alternatively: an additional parallel exists between Carl and the System AI. It takes a while for both of them to navigate this fully.
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Dungeon Crawler Carl: Running Away Playlist (#16) by Icouldntthinkofanythingcute
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
23 Jun 2026
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"I had one plan: to disappear. No more foster homes, and no more Austin. I almost made it too, right up until the world ended."
Fourteen year old runaway Daniela is in the middle of escaping her sixteenth foster home, when the aliens come. Trapped in a fantasy dungeon, she has to navigate her way through monsters, quests, and impossible odds if she wants to get back to Earth. The only problem? No one has ever made it past level thirteen. Oh, and she has no idea what she's doing. But Daniela's been surviving impossible situations her whole life. A world ending alien dungeon should be no biggie, right?
I tried to put somewhat of a horror twist on the series, because I imagine this situation is terrifying for a kid.
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Cocktails and Moonlit Nights by pleasedonteattheplums (NotAGreatWriter3421)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
21 Jun 2026
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"How lucky for us! An entire island all to ourselves." Donut jumped down from Mordecai's shoulder to the floor and began weaving herself between my legs. "I will miss Katia, though. And Elle and Imani. They deserve a break, too."
"Don't you get the feeling that this is some sort of trap?" I didn't want to upset Donut, but her nonchalance about the whole situation was grating.
"No, Carl, I don't think it's some sort of trap. The AI said it himself, we've earned this. Unlike you, I have a sense of self-worth and can accept gracious gifts when I know I deserve them." She headbutted my leg and nuzzled her face against me. "However, also unlike you I've never had a romantic partner fool around behind my back, so I suppose I can see why you have such an issue trusting others."
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The Royal Court of Princess Donut finds themselves transported to a tropical resort for seemingly no reason. Donut has no problem indulging in an all-inclusive vacation, but Carl isn't quite so easily convinced. -
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"What is it?" Mabel asked, munching on a cookie. She had swiped it from the stovetop, so quick no one had seen her.
"How would you feel if our family went to the Mystery Shack for Christmas? We already talked with Stanford and they have plenty of roo--" their dad was interrupted by Mabel tackling him with a massive hug, saying a million yes's! and thank you's! and oh my gosh you're the best!
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Post-Gravity Falls finale where Dipper and Mabel travel up to Gravity Falls for their winter break, to spend the holiday with their Grunkles (and their parents are confused why the twins are town celebrities).
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Forged Anew by RiftDemon
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), Steven Universe: The Light Series (Video Games), Steven Universe (Cartoon) RPF
21 Jun 2026
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Though a series of miscommunications White Diamond accidentally creates a whole New Diamond by trying to revive Pink Diamond with her Shards that the Empire is unaware are fake.
Rainbow Diamond, a reincarnated Steven Universe fan for our world, must navigate an Empire suddenly thrust into a new Era 2,000 years before canon. Will she change the Empire for the better? Or will everything come crashing down around her?