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You find yourself in need of an old CRT, and after a full day of driving around to every thrift store in town, you manage to find one. It's old and dirty, but it'll work.
Imagine your surprise when, shortly after cleaning it up, it comes to life and you now have giant TV-headed man crouched in your apartment. The whole situation is far more shocking to you than it is to him. This is neither the Dark World nor the Light World, but either way, Tenna wants nothing more than to be your TV, and you find it difficult to say no to the humble request.
It's certainly better than trying to explain the REAL reason you'd bought him...
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12 May 2026
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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07 May 2026
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Spamton disappeared without a word to anyone.
Your boss, Mr. Ant Tenna, hasn't seemed all here ever since. As one of dozens of employees, his emotional state isn't really your business, and as your boss, he probably shouldn't be putting this on you... But maybe, as friends, or even something more, that doesn't matter so much.Bookmarked by himborightz
27 Apr 2026
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Dating Tips: You Can Learn Anything on TV! by Chaos_Breeds
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
22 Mar 2026
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Tenna set a hand on her shoulder, and Spamton watched in shock when Susie didn't buck off the offending appendage. "Young love is sweet! Hopeful! It's the stuff of legend!"
Susie peeked out from her fingers, skeptical. "Oh yeah? You ever been in love before?"
Oh [Heaven]. Oh [MERCY]. Oh [#%#|^].
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Or, the one in which Susie goes to Tenna for some advice.
Wearing the Dealmakers, of course. Spamton has some completely normal, [glitchy], non-pining opinions about this.
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Chapter Two: Susie's got an idea about blind dates. Spamton hates it, until he doesn't.
Chapters 3-6: NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION: THE ACTUAL SPAMTENNA DATE! Huzzah!!!!
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24 Mar 2026
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all the things he did by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
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02 Feb 2026