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    You find yourself in need of an old CRT, and after a full day of driving around to every thrift store in town, you manage to find one. It's old and dirty, but it'll work.

    Imagine your surprise when, shortly after cleaning it up, it comes to life and you now have giant TV-headed man crouched in your apartment. The whole situation is far more shocking to you than it is to him. This is neither the Dark World nor the Light World, but either way, Tenna wants nothing more than to be your TV, and you find it difficult to say no to the humble request.

    It's certainly better than trying to explain the REAL reason you'd bought him...

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    12 May 2026

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    07 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    Spamton disappeared without a word to anyone.
    Your boss, Mr. Ant Tenna, hasn't seemed all here ever since. As one of dozens of employees, his emotional state isn't really your business, and as your boss, he probably shouldn't be putting this on you... But maybe, as friends, or even something more, that doesn't matter so much.

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    27 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Tenna set a hand on her shoulder, and Spamton watched in shock when Susie didn't buck off the offending appendage. "Young love is sweet! Hopeful! It's the stuff of legend!"

    Susie peeked out from her fingers, skeptical. "Oh yeah? You ever been in love before?"

    Oh [Heaven]. Oh [MERCY]. Oh [#%#|^].

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    Or, the one in which Susie goes to Tenna for some advice.

    Wearing the Dealmakers, of course. Spamton has some completely normal, [glitchy], non-pining opinions about this.

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    Chapter Two: Susie's got an idea about blind dates. Spamton hates it, until he doesn't.

    Chapters 3-6: NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION: THE ACTUAL SPAMTENNA DATE! Huzzah!!!!

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    24 Mar 2026

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    4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.

    OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

    Translation in Russian and Mandarin!

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    02 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 12

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    TO: Spamton G Spamton

    Get ready to celebrate! We’re excited to invite you to our ANNUAL CHRISTMAS COMPANY PARTY where we’ll be getting together to celebrate the season at the HO-HO-HOLIDAYS! Bring a smile, a comfortable sweater, and most importantly, a festive spirit as we commemorate another successful year!

    ATTENDANCE IS COMPULSORY.
    If [Party Name] fails to attend or appear at scheduled meeting, event, or proceeding as explicitly stated in one’s contract without reasonable advance notice and/or a valid reason, [Party Name] agrees that they will knowingly and irrevocably waive their right to their holiday bonus for the year.

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    27 Dec 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 85

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    The year is 2017, and TV World Productions has been bought out by a media conglomerate, putting a swift and violent end to Mr. "Ant" Tenna's life's work.
    At his lowest point, an old business partner makes an unexpected reappearance.
    Two middle aged men try their best to reconcile the many ways they hurt themselves, and hurt each other, and find something to hold on to in their turbulent lives.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    “Forever” is simply not in the cards. Can’t be.

    Shouldn’t be, but a nagging little thought has been squirming around in the back of his mind lately, blinking in and out like the light above his bathroom mirror. Just a little longer. Me, here, like this—just a little longer. Annoying, really, like an itch that only hurts to scratch. But what’s he supposed to do—not scratch it? When the day’s broadcast goes so well and the new segment he and Tenna implemented goes off without a hitch and the production staff treat him like he’s a god and Tenna invites him out to a celebratory dinner with a smile like that?

    Oh, he’s so fucked. That’s the one thing about him that doesn’t change.

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    A 28 page fic/comic hybrid! What would it take for an autonomy-starved man to marry the control freak he loves? This, maybe!

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    03 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 84

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    "This was not perfect. Spamton was not a great man, he was not sensible or responsible. He was flighty and most of what he did for money was completely illegal. Sometimes he had really bad days. Sometimes he did not make any sense. But he tried. He made you happy. He made you laugh. He wanted to make it work. You pulled him closer, rested your head on his, and wrapped your arms a little tighter."

    You and Spamton have a happy enough little life. You get by, you make it work. But he's still not over his last relationship, and he might have just lost his only chance to move past it.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    14 Oct 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 40

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    After a long while of falling asleep in front of your TV, a trip to the dark world turns into another. And another. And suddenly you find that, thanks to the flamboyant Mr. Tenna, sleep has become a secondary priority.

    A sequel to Phosphor Dreams

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    05 Oct 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 89

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    You've become accustomed to passing out on the couch in front of the TV after long days at work. The warm light and soft humming from your vintage CRT are perfect for lulling you to sleep. It's a comfort that only it seems capable of providing.
    An accidental trip to the dark world reveals that he would like more of your attention when your eyes are open.

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    05 Oct 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 15

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    This time, the pippins had gone too far - Tenna was FURIOUS. How do you handle your infuriated 15-feet tall CRT boyfriend??
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    The booming steps of an even bigger than average CRT-headed showhost echoed through the halls. He was sprinting, and he wasn't fuming, he was about to EXPLODE.
    "PIPPINS!!!!!!!!"

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    05 Oct 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 59

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    “Okay. Look, I wasn’t totally bullshitting. I’m not really much of an actor. But that’s not…” He gritted his teeth, fingers curling into the leather of Tenna’s chair. “Tenna. You’re… at least three times my size.” Tenna tilted his head in confusion.
    “I know?” he said.
    “Yeah, but- Look, I read the script. And that fight… Do you, uh… really think that’s gonna be believable?” Tenna’s screen flickered.
    “Oh!” he said suddenly, clapping his hands as the realization hit him. “I see!” Spamton let out a relieved sigh, his smile falling back into place.
    “See what I mean? You’re gonna need someone closer to your weight class. I mean, obviously I could take ya’ in a more magical fight-” He definitely couldn’t but Tenna chose not to comment, “-but the way this one’s scripted, I don’t think it’s gonna work out.”

    OR: Tenna desperately wants to bring Spamton into one of his narrative episodes, but Spamton's not having it. Upon learning that his concern is with a fight-scene in the climax of the script, Tenna takes it upon himself to assuage his worries by teaching him the basics of stage combat. They both have more fun than they expected.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Ever since the Monsters were sealed away to the Underground after the war, Spamton had tried his hardest to live his life without his monster husband by his side. But memories weighed heavy on him, unable to let go of the past and the future they were supposed to have together.

    So, for the small chance of seeing him again, Spamton leaves it all behind and makes the jump.

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    28 Sep 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 29

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    You cancel your plans with your boyfriends after waking up sick. One of them takes your offhand joke a little TOO seriously. The other one is Spamton G. Spamton.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    “You know I’m not judging you,” Tenna huffed. “It’s fine if you want to dye your hair! I was just curious.” Spamton’s forced smile slowly withered down into a small frown. He grabbed a loose strand of hair between his thumb and forefinger, spinning it in his grip. Tenna crossed his arms expectantly as he watched Spamton mull over how he wanted to respond. He really didn’t see what the big deal was.
    “Fine, yeah, I dye it,” Spamton admitted finally. He gestured at his hair with his free hand. “Gotta have a signature style.”
    “Oh,” Tenna said. “Oh, yes, of course!” He laughed to himself. “I’m all for it! It does rather suit your brand!”

    OR: Tenna discovers that Spamton dyes his hair and it quickly snowballs into something bigger than he was expecting.

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    18 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 64

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    Over the years, there were times when Mr. Ant Tenna thought of what it would be like if he ever saw his flighty former co-host again. What he might say or do to convey just how much the little mailman’s sudden departure had sent Tenna’s world crashing down. Sixteen years apart certainly gave one time to ruminate on such a thing, after all; let the resentment fester and transform into a bitter feeling the aged television couldn’t even name anymore.

    Funny, how Tenna had found himself unprepared in every sense of the word when it actually happened.

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    18 Sep 2025

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –

    "Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.

    Well, shit.

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    Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.

    Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!

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    16 Sep 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 8

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    He clambers onto the bed and stares down at him.

    The CRT looks…

    Battered, bruised, [BROKEN]. And yet…

    Still–

    So–

    ALIVE.

    Why? Why is he alive?

    Spamton gets [$@%#!] up and [F#%3d] on and [sp@] back out and all this [burnt out cathode] gets is [100% Authentic Plastic Surgery]?

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    Spamton pays an unconscious Tenna a visit in Castle Town – and he wants revenge. But revenge is never as simple as it seems...

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    551

    26 Aug 2025

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