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I Just Live Here Babe (You’re the One Who Decided To Knock) by ArtieNouveau, horseboneologist for Pomander, tacky_tramp
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
04 Jul 2026
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“I dunno, it’s enough to make a fella feel he ain’t quite right, yanno?” Noel ends his soliloquy and Charlie remembers he's supposed to at least pretend to care.
Charlie shrugs, “maybe you don’t like what she’s offering.”
Noel’s eyes narrow at him, “The hell are you implyin’, Chuck?”
“Oh— Jesus— no, Finley, that ain’t—“ he sighs and pushes his hair off his face, taking another drag of his cigarette before leaning his head back on the wall behind the bed. “Look. What I’m trying to say is. You know she’s good, because Tommy said she’s good, yeah? You ain’t Tommy, if she’s blowin’ you like she blew him, there’s gonna be some problems. You might have to tell her what you like.”
“How the hell am I supposed to know that? She’s the first gal who’s ever come near me like that.”
“Talk to her? Find out with her?”
“That’s some pansy shit, Chuck. Men don’t “talk to her,” you’re supposed to know. She ain’t ever gonna come near me again if I go about it like that.”
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Noel’s girl can’t get him off, Charlie helps him learn what he likes. -
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Fresh out of the Dreamlands, Noel makes a friend.
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“C’mon, Dowie, have a little faith! I know the gals here ain’t got time for you, but French girls can’t get enough of men in uniform.”
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You'd think ten years in the Dreamlands would get boring, but the King likes to keep Charlie guessing.
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Now that they're back in Arkham, Arthur wants to revisit an old hobby. John takes some convincing, but eventually comes around to Arthur's point of view.
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Charlie Dowd was trapped in the Dreamlands, a prisoner of the King in Yellow, for a very, very long time. But that wasn't the beginning of his regrets.
This story explores his past and the people he's known, from Egypt to Arkham to the trenches in France to Harper's Hill; how he scrambled for ways to cope with the Dreamlands; how he broke, and how he held himself together until the end.
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22 Mar 2026
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There was no chance Parker wouldn’t call, not after a night like this, and he never knew what he’d be asked to do.
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01 May 2025