7 Works by impliedcomplications

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    Eternal Return: The theory that the universe has been recurring and will continue to recur for all eternity

    The screaming was always so unnecessary. If more people just shut up and calmly put their shit into the fucking bag, nobody would have to scream. Ed heard once that the same life keeps on happening forever and ever. Same shit, different day for all eternity. He believes it.

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    English
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    22,550
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Thorin Durin has inherited a sinking ship of a restaurant from his grandfather and once internationally recognized chef Thror Durin. Living in the shadow of Lonely Mountain’s former glory, Thorin is struggling to rebuild its reputation into something he can be proud of. Enter Bilbo Baggins, a trained pastry chef who, despite his talent, never made it out of his family’s small bake shop in the rural town of Shire. If anyone can help ignite the creative spark Thorin needs make Lonely Mountain a success again, surely it must be this small, unassuming baker. At least, that’s what investor Gandalf Olórin keeps telling him.

    This is a tale of gastronomic adventure about the delicate rise of a damaged business fostered by the flour coated hands of a quiet, if not a little nervous tempered, pastry chef. Burned bridges are examined, reputations are nurtured, and two chefs learn that the ability to rise to the top is a skill that cannot be learned alone.

    Language:
    English
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    12,945
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1,564
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    Bilbo Baggins lead a respectable life painting signs and the occasional chopper until an eccentric Wizard came along with a group of Dwarrow thugs on their way to the Esgaroth rally. Among them is a recovering drug addict-- their leader, Thorin Oakenshield. He may have started as a tag along, but Mr. Baggins becomes so much more than that. Bilbo may or may not have joined a biker gang on accident. Send help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,625
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,496
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    In which impulse and deep contemplation meet an impasse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    263
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    The winter in Thedas has been very cold and lasted very long. Heat is a hard to find commodity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,522
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    Cullen has been too busy working to eat. Uriel disapproves -100.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    819
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    967
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    A party returns from a mission in Ferelden. Not everything went according to plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,023

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