jazz_cabbage
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Neil arrives home pissed off for one reason or another, reeking of alcohol, as he is wont to be. Billy looks at him wrong, or says something wrong, or does something wrong-- he doesn't know which-- and Neil takes his anger out on him. Billy sneaks out after Neil passes out for the night.
Makes his way to Steve and his cavernous, empty house.
Steve's a good distraction.
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found a little somethin' (down by the waves) by jazz_cabbage for Koru
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Dec 2019
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It would be easier to resist Napoleon Solo were he not so infuriatingly irresistible.
Bookmarked by jazz_cabbage
07 Mar 2026
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Before he could think of something clever to say in response, Illya caught his mouth and kissed him deep, licking at the ghosts of blood and citrus, sucking at the corners torn and raw. “Stay,” he demanded quietly into Napoleon’s mouth. Then, as an afterthought. “Please.”
Napoleon shuddered against him, carding hands fiercely into his hair to keep him close, keep his mouth at biting distance as he said, “Told you, you can do whatever you want to me, Peril. Even keeping me hostage in your room like a dog.”
Illya thought of the grapefruit, the trails of juice sliding from Napoleon’s palms, pink flesh beaded into tiny teardrops waiting to be crushed. Even dig into your peel, slide my fingers between skin and muscle and pick you apart? When does this end? he wondered, sucking idly at Napoleon’s tongue, the salt and metal taste of him.
Napoleon wrenched away, eyes such a bright and infernal blue that Illya forgot blue wasn't the color of fire. “Hey,” he said, voice hushed and breath all over Illya’s lips, “whatever you want.”
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It is bad enough, being here in the Canadian wilderness with Napoleon Solo, from whom you cannot escape even if there are miles and miles between your body and his.
Bookmarked by jazz_cabbage
07 Mar 2026
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"He holds you open, teases you with his breath, keeps you there gasping, cock twitching in want until finally, finally he presses his smile right into the center of you. “I love how you smell,” he gasps then, spitting on your hole, everything so much wetter and filthier than you ever imagined it could be in your most indulgent dreams of him. “I love how bad you want it. Everything you ever do gives you away. I’ve noticed for so long.” "
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Napoleon needs to prove a point.
Bookmarked by jazz_cabbage
05 Mar 2026
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"The first thing Napoleon does after he properly blinks himself to consciousness and peels himself from Illya is to roll over and just look at him. This vast, terrible shape only partially obscured by a rumpled cotton sheet, so huge and hard and spectacularly golden. All of Illya’s power is muted when he sleeps, the forever tight muscles in his face slack and sweet while he drools onto his pillowcase. Napoleon wants to lean over him, he wants to suck in his sleep-breath and lick up his drool. It’s disgusting; he knows it, but to want someone so badly is also so thrilling he can’t even begin to care what an undignified mess it’s turned him into. He’d rather be a shipwreck in Illya’s bed than docked peacefully anywhere else, so he’s not complaining."
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five minutes for checking from behind by hollanov (searchingforabiggersky)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 May 2026
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Someone is following Shane on his evening run through the woods around the cottage. Paparazzi? A stalker? A crazed fan?
… Ilya Rozanov?
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Ilya gets really into the concept of hunting Shane for sport and pleasure.
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- Part 29 of penalties
Bookmarked by jazz_cabbage
06 Jun 2026
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two minutes for delay of game by hollanov (searchingforabiggersky)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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Shane finds himself trapped beneath a bunch of heavy weights, in a doomed edging competition that he doesn't have a hope of winning.
Ilya is having a great time.
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- Part 18 of penalties
Bookmarked by jazz_cabbage
08 May 2026