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Iron Oxide by TheEnigmaMachine
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
02 Sep 2017
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Metal Sonic was created with a single purpose: he was to neutralize Sonic the Hedgehog. Now he is trapped with Sonic, lost in the deadly maze of a madman. In order to escape, he is forced into cooperation with his most hated enemy, yet still must follow his programming to its logical conclusion. Metonic (Sonic x Metal Sonic).
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04 Jun 2026
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Lucifer and Lilith's divorce is finalized. He loves her, but their disagreements on politics and how to raise their daughter have reached a head. Lilith is talking about another Rebellion for Satan's sake. They just had a failed one 2,000 years ago… and that went, oh so well for them.
He wants no part in it; he won't let Charlie be a part of it.
Handing over most of his power in exchange for keeping Charlie safe is a small price to pay. Only, he doesn't know how to take care of a child. Luckily, he gained an interesting servant in the divorce, a near-silent redhead might be exactly what he needed to fill the void left in his life.
Alastor is anything but a saint. He's lucky the king's a bleeding, soft-hearted fool. One that never questioned his motives or the reality of his first deal that landed him in the King's Parlor. This second deal is ripe with opportunity. If only he knew how to take it.
(Part 1 - Red Butler 1-48: Complete)
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01 Jan 2026
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Looking In The Mirror (Yet What I See Isn’t Me) by Daily_Werido
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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ON HIATUS FOR UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME. (Could be cancelled)
Venturing out to the Golden Cheese Kingdom most likely wasn't the smartest idea when the Beasts Cookies(?), or whatever the Headmaster and Kouign-Amann Cookie had told him about, are still loose. Especially since they didn't even know the exact location of the kingdom in the first place.
But the Creme Republic had made it a mission to get in contact with the Golden Cheese and her kingdom for 'diplomatic reasons,' yet due to the rise of the beasts and the need to preserve their forces, they pushed this mission onto the Paladin Academy and their very best paladin.
Kougin-Amann invited both Capsaicin and Prune Juice, and he, as the spice overlord and a good friend, eagerly jumped at a chance for adventure, considering the cups was over and all he had left was school. And weird dreams of flames and destruction...
Anyways- it wasn't like they were traveling anywhere near Beast-Yeast, so realistically, what's the worst that could happen?
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17 Sep 2025
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After Burning Spice Cookie’s defeat, Nutmeg Tiger Cookie suggests the two of them travel to Crispia to better his mood. The two come up near the Dark Cacao Kingdom, and King Dark Cacao Cookie himself. The two rulers desire a fair battle with one another. It’s never fun when you and your opponent are already in weakened states.
(NOTE: Written Pre-Beast Yeast ep. 10. Just pretend they all went back to their respective kingdoms for now shhhhhhh...)
Updates whenever.
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15 Sep 2025
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Burning Spice Cookie decides to get his revenge on Golden Cheese Cookie (after getting his souljam stolen) by messing with the other Ancients, starting with Dark Cacao Cookie...
BURNINGCACAO SPOTTED!!! RAAAGGHHH!!!
(Some chapters are shorter than others, so consider that while reading!)
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26 Jul 2025