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    New York isn't New York without you, love
    So far in a few blocks, to be so low
    And if I call you from First Avenue
    Well, you're the only motherfucker in the city who can handle me

    — New York, St. Vincent

     

    Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, celebrates his 28th birthday by being transported into another universe. He meets other versions of himself and gets a few, important life reminders. Upon returning, he finds out that Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, doesn’t remember who Peter is. Him and the rest of the world, apparently. Thankfully, they remember Spider-Man. That should be enough… right?

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    Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.

    But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—

    —enter Mabel Pines.

    Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.

    In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.

    Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
    He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?

    Alternatively:
    The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.

    As of right now, I’m updating this every other Sunday. If you want to know about any delays, early updates, or to come interact and check out some cool fanart, you can find me here!
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    **CURRENTLY ON HIATUS! Chapters will resume at the beginning of August. See you all real soon….**

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “But right now,” she continues, and her eyes turn star-like. A deep sense of foreboding sweeps over Stan, as the last time Mabel had made that face she’d ended up making the weirdest puppet opera he’d seen in his life (and he’d seen a few). Or no, he realises, the dread fading away to be replaced with something much more gleeful. It had been a couple days after, when she’d asked about—

    “You have to tell us which of you dated Bill Cipher?”

    What?!”

    OR: A romantic past with Bill Cipher is one part of his brother's identity Stan Pines is more than happy to give back.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    This is all so disconcerting that Bill Cipher--scourge of realms, destroyer of worlds, a monster and a demon and a being of pure, evil chaos--actually blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, which is the truth, or at least part of it.

    "Your stupid uncle DUMPED ME!!!!" he wails, glowing red with miserable rage.

     

    Or: Mabel has GOT THIS.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Louis gaped at him. “You…do know what it is I’m asking, right?”

    “But of course,” Lestat sniffed. “You want us to move past this oh-so-casual arrangement we have been cultivating for the past years, n’est-ce pas? You want us to date? Well, Louis, my answer is no.”

    Lestat plays hard to get. Louis plays along.

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    06 Jun 2026