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    Roz couldn’t take three hours off when he was in Boston to see Cliff, but somehow managed to kick off a whole ass friendship with his worst enemy when the guy lived two hours away? Make that make sense! As far as Cliff knew, Hollander didn’t even like any of the things that Roz liked – partying or clubbing or drinking. What did Hollander have that Cliff didn’t? Besides a second Cup? And several MVP awards? And multiple broken records?

    Oh god. Had Roz picked Hollander as his new best friend because he was better than Cliff at hockey?

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    Cliff is very proud to be Ilya Rozanov's best friend (or at least his best male friend). But then Ilya moves to Ottawa, dodges Cliff's attempts to hang out and, oh yeah, suddenly announces a close friendship with a guy he's hated for most of a decade. This would be much simpler to deal with if Cliff had any idea how to talk to Roz about feelings. Or how to talk about feelings at all.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
    He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-

    He needs to go.

    “I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.

    It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.

    “No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.

    It wheezes.

    (how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “You…wanted to see me?” He asks, barely resisting a wince at how awkwardly it comes out. “After yesterday-” He stops, swallows.

    Hollander makes a face–one of Ilya’s favorite faces, in fact–that says he’s a little embarrassed about what he’s about to say. Ilya feels his chest go a little tighter, wondering if Hollander has had time to reconsider, if he’d even planned to reach out after the game, apologize for spooking and running, ask to come ba-

    “Did something…happen yesterday?” Hollander asks.

    Ilya stares at him.

    (the accident that takes shane out for the season happens the day after the tuna meltdown) (...it also takes his memory of the tuna meltdown with it)

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    01 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 19

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    Shane’s mind was whirring: he needed to remember that Dillon was weaker on his left so Shane needed to make sure to guard him there. He needed to let Ilya kiss him in front of everyone. Haas was fast enough to fill gaps on the right, but he was also a little insecure sometimes so Shane needed to help bolster that. Shane was supposed to let Ilya hug him in front of everyone. If Ilya noticed Shane was freaking out, he didn’t say anything.

    Set at the beginning of pre-season practice during Shane's first season with the Ottawa Centaurs, this story explores Ilya and Shane's mental health struggles, the many changes happening in their relationship in the last few months, and the language barrier between them.

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    01 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 22

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    Ryan gasped and fell forward, catching himself with his hands on either side of Shane’s head. “That feels different.”

    Shane was glad he wasn’t the only one getting off on the novelty of simply being with someone else after years of tame monogamy. “Good?”

    “Yeah,” Ryan whispered.
    _______

    These four have a mostly drama free partner swap adventure :3

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    01 Jun 2026

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Someone leaks the video of Shane going off on the metros. The internat reacts.

    *A sequal to a previous work but can absolutely be read as a stand alone*

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "Did any of you think for a single moment about the fact that Ilya is from fucking Russia?”

    The room was silent.

    “Huh? No? That’s weird. What, Wilson, you are telling me you wouldn’t share a secret that would endanger Roby’s life? How weird.”

    Shane looked around the room, staring each and every player in the eye. He was done being afraid; he was done being ashamed. They should be the ones cowering their gaze, not him."

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    Homophobia, Russia, fear, and everything in between.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    01 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 11

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    In a world where superpowers are as common as puberty, Shane Hollander was cursed with a power that makes him untouchable to anyone. He freezes everything he touches, there’s no solution.
    When star hockey player Ilya Rozanov gets sent to Ottawa’s team because of a scandal, Shane has no idea his favourite player will be the only one he can touch without tragic consequences.

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    Shane can't touch anyone without freezing them. Ilya is the exception.

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    01 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Ilya, baby—baby, what’s wrong?”

    Ilya squeezed his traitor eyes shut and swiped a rough hand over his face. There was some wetness sliding down his cheeks. Stupid tears.

    “Is nothing. Nothing wrong.”

    “Ilya. Tell me.”

    And he didn’t know what to tell, so he just told everything.
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    A collection of nonsequential scenes from/between the show and Hollanov books that I imagine didn't make the final cut, but that happened all the same.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “The best, ah?” Ilya said before thinking, with no plan, just the phrase ringing through his head.

    Shane laughed under him, but the sound didn't comfort him. “Yes, Rozanov, you’re the best I’ve ever had. Happy?”

    No, Ilya thought. Should have taken a beat to examine the next thought before letting it out of his mouth, but like a fucking idiot, he didn’t.

    “Maybe you should try it. Other guys."
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    Shane has never been with any other men before and suddenly, Ilya has... feelings.

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    01 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 13

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    Shane flailed a bit in the silence. He didn’t use to, because a prolonged silence between them used to mean the natural end of a chirp exchange, of a hookup, of a conversation. But this wasn’t an adrenaline-laced driveby on the ice, or a guarded fuck and goodnight. This was their relationship, and despite the leaps they’d made over the summer, it was becoming clear that it was still a fragile thing. One that needed to be nurtured.

    He pressed the heel of his palm over his eye, hoping it would help push back the anxiety. It didn’t, really. Maybe only one thing would.

    “I want to see you,” Shane said, and heard Ilya exhale three hundred miles away like he was releasing his own tension.

    “I want to see you, too,” he replied quietly.
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    Post-cottage pre-season 2017 and the calls are getting curt, so Shane fixes it in the only way he knows how.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    31 May 2026

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    Rozanov says, “I am new Captain. Is, um…in English, I think you say—”
    “Hazing,” Shane mutters. “They’re hazing you?”
    “Yes.” Rozanov pulls back. Shrugs his shoulders again. “Go back in your room, Shane Hollander.”
    “And if I do,” Shane mutters, sliding his eyes sideways again. Siderov and Vasiliev look proud of themselves, basking in a kind of butter-wouldn’t-melt ease that only bullies ever truly know. Somewhere, their mothers are calling them princes. “Will that be, like, it? Or will they do something else?”
    “Ah.” Rozanov rubs the side of his nose, sniffs. “Something else, probably. Or they will tell whole team you turned me down. No worries. Pretty omega turns me down, not end of the world. Guys on team will laugh. Also not end of the world.”
    “That’s not…” Shane screws up his mouth, looks down at his shoes. He’s still massively keyed up, still just a little hard, and Rozanov is still very handsome. “That’s not…what’s happening.”

    Regina, Saskatchewan, 2008. Shane Hollander is newly an omega and nobody is happy about it. Ilya Rozanov makes it interesting.

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    31 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 54

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    Running into one of Boston’s rookies blackout drunk on his own was not how Shane had wanted to spend his evening, but it wasn’t like fucking Rozanov was an option anymore either after that afternoon.

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    31 May 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 26

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    Ilya requested three things on this vacation, and Shane has done his best to accommodate them:

    1. The slutty little bathing suits
    2. At least one orgasm each and every day
    3. And now, this: a night at a gay club that Scott Hunter of all people suggested
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    or: While on their honeymoon in Spain, Shane and Ilya go to a gay club together for the first time. Shane, hesitant at first, quickly learns about the radical power of belonging and being yourself.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a good vet. He can diagnose patients, neuter animals with Shakira blasting from the other room and deal with a few cat scratches. What he cannot manage is professional hockey player Ilya Rozanov being an overanxious dog dad and flirting with him, especially when he can barely tell.

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    31 May 2026

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