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  1. Summary

    The story of Sebastian Solace and Dr. Ramirez, chronicling their friendship and eventual relationship.

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  2. Summary

    The path to redemption is filled with a lot of headaches.

    A collection of one-shots chronicling the (mis)adventures of Charlie and her guests at the hotel.

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  3. Summary

    Stories from Alastor’s life before his arrival in Hell, mostly named after the KPM album Murder Ballads. Tracks will be linked in each fic.

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  4. Summary

    Anything under 1,000 words. Odds and ends, and lots of fluff.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Some days are harder than others..

    Sometimes the only people in the world that can make it better is a curly-haired scientist and her 62 foot tall fiancé fish-man.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Sobbing, this is so beautiful. Fry has my whole heart.

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    "Okay, today we're talking about our happiest memories! Positive thinking is important, and knowing things used to be good helps us realise that they can be good again!"

    The gang look back at her, faces blank, bored, or grumpy, save for Vaggie, who is giving her an encouraging thumbs up.

    "This is stupid."

    Vaggie elbows Angel in the ribs.

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    Charlie tries so, so hard to get her residents to open up in their morning activities. Sharing circles seemed like such a good idea at the time, but they only work if the people in them have nice, legal, wholesome things to share. Her residents do not.

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    02 Jul 2024

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    The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.

    "You're not a dog," she says.

    Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."

    (Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.

    They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)

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    12/?
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    06 Jun 2024

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    Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.

    Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.

    And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.

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    23 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Hollywood is glitz and glamor and getting drunk and dancing until you can't feel your legs anymore in jazz clubs that would get shut down by the cops, if they weren't so easily bribed. For a daytime radio host, night time serial killer, it's a perfect playground. There's always someone begging to go missing in Tinseltown. Sometimes, they just happen to be a bit closer to home than usual, and what man can call himself a gentleman if he doesn't go to the aid of a lady in need?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    23 Apr 2024