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and they were roommates. by elitegoblin
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
17 Jul 2025
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[Henry just wants to sleep. Hans wants his own bed back.]
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Real Fine Line by lumifern
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
20 Apr 2025
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Ed felt his heart stumble a bit in his chest. A Roy Mustang who wasn’t cocksure, ambitious, a fucking iron fortress, was a man Ed hardly even knew. He’d seen some of it—the soft heart beneath—under Central Command. Down there the rage on Mustang’s face was as familiar to Ed as breathing. Now, he didn’t know what to do with Mustang’s trepidation. It made him feel as lost as Roy looked.
Roy—not the Colonel. Not a general. Not a bastard. Maybe a friend. Certainly an ally.
Till he opened his damn mouth again.
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Ed finds himself stationed at Eastern Command when he returns from leave after the Promised Day, hoping to find purpose and stability in its familiarity. Nothing quite goes to plan.
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Of Love and Amorous Adventures by Skribls for gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Hans, starved of affection his entire life, finds himself hopelessly smitten with his one true friend, Henry. Desperate to confess without actually confessing, he turns to the only tried‑and‑true method he trusts: anonymous love poems.
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04 Jul 2026
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The poems are peak, I'm crying
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Misdirection by Jenavira (j_quadrifrons)
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
17 Dec 2012
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Set shortly after the first movie, ignoring all the others. (Written, indeed, shortly after the first movie, before any of the others existed.) Jack Sparrow's taken a letter of marque, and Norrington's life has taken a turn for the strange. Still, any excuse to get out from behind a desk for a while.
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At a masked ball, Norrington meets a stranger.
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There's something strange about Commodore Norrington. A fortuitous and disastrous meeting puts Jack in a position to figure out what it is that Norrington's been hiding. James finds himself cornered: he must make a decision that will greatly affect the path of his life - and Jack's as well.
Takes place after CotBP, ignores all sequel movies (excepting elements that I borrow as I see fit). Story is complete.
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The Governor asks Jack for a favor.
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Caught between a rock and a bajillion pirates, Norrington is forced to rely on Jack Sparrow's aid...and then his hospitality.
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James had only been in the Caribbean a few months before he found the Three Ducks, the closest Nassau had to a molly house; he hadn’t been expecting much, but then he met Jack.
Jack hadn’t intended to get involved with a British sailor, much less one who was very probably Navy; but James was an utter delight, both in and out of bed.
They established rules early on: no surnames, no identifiable details. Blissful ignorance and all. But they both knew deep down that the rules were really more like guidelines anyway.
Or: me wondering what CotBP would be like if Jack and James already had an established relationship.
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Till Death Do Us Part (And Maybe Not Even Then) by Misako_Kazuya
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
19 Jan 2026
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Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa accidentally trigger an ancient marriage curse during a treasure hunt gone wrong. Now they're magically bound together—literally. They can't be more than twenty feet apart without excruciating pain, they can feel each other's emotions, and worst of all, the curse won't break until they "consummate their eternal union" or find the counter-curse. Naturally, both options seem equally terrible. The crew finds this hilarious. Jack and Barbossa do not. (Or do they?)
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22 Jun 2026
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Never thought I'd read sth about these two but here we are. Peak crack.
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Mandrake Schnapps by Ashertmarn, Avocadont (Ashertmarn)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 May 2025
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There’s no flattering way to mention that there are times that it feels like there is something rotten beneath his skin, that the only way to get it out would be to peel it off.
So he doesn’t.Henry doesn't have the words for why his nightmares are as often about sex as they are about bloody battles, or why dancing with pretty girls sometimes makes him feel like he's dying. And if he doesn't understand it himself, how can he possibly expect anyone else to?
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Five times Henry doesn't understand that what Doubravka did to him was wrong, and one time Hans helps him realise it was.Series
- Part 1 of A Garden for Herbs
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Bohemia, 1419.
Winter descends heavy over the land, unforgiving and unrelenting. The Rattay townsfolk mourn their fallen lord.
Far away, in the frozen hush of the woods, Henry finds a man dying beneath a tree.
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Hans Capon and Henry of Skalitz fall in love without knowing that it's love.
To quote "The Great Escape" by Woodkid, men are meant to be more than the shadows of each other.
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"Shall we?”
“We? What d’you mean, we?”
“I mean exactly what I said, you pedantic peasant.” Capon smirks, pleased at his own wordplay, though the smile doesn’t touch the uncertainty in his eyes. “I’ve had more than enough of sitting on my arse. If Zizka’s sending you somewhere, I’m going with you.”
Hans Capon and his squire ride out side by side to track down Hynek the Dry Devil's old band. It'll be just like old times: wine, women, and song. Surely neither of them have changed since they set out from Rattay to deliver a message together. Surely their ironclad bond of friendship isn't starting to crack and give way to new, tender feelings neither of them have the words or inclination to describe.
It's simple brotherly affection that makes them so loathe to leave each other's side, even for a moment. Right?
Or: what if the middle act of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 was a 2-player game?
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- Part 5 of in toto corde meo
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Then Capon clambers into bed with him, extinguishing Henry’s last flicker of hope that this was a bad joke after all.
There’s a bit of a shuffle while Capon gets comfortable and Henry stews in the curious sensation of a warm body pressed back-to-back against his. He’s slept with girls before, and Mutt, and once, years ago, he even shared a hayloft with Matthew and Fritz… but this is different.
This is Capon. Sir Hans Capon of Pirkstein. Henry’s lord.
Henry and Hans share a bed at Trosky Castle. Twice. And a beast wakes in Henry, one he thought chained and abandoned to the dark long ago.
Disturbed, newly unsure of himself, and afraid he can't be the protector his lord needs, Henry seeks aid from an unexpected quarter: Lord von Bergow's silver-tongued swordmaster.
Set during the canon storyline; spoilers through Nebakov. Now with fanart!
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- Part 2 of in toto corde meo
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“How did you…”
Hans trails off as Henry rises to his feet, every movement taut as stretched leather. The birds screech in the trees; Henry turns his back to the fire, to Hans, and gazes across the overlook into the forest below. His gloved hands are in fists by his sides. Morning light glints faintly on the rusted rivets of his brigandine.
Here it comes, whispers a faint voice in the back of Hans’s head.
Henry tracks down a poacher in the woods. Unrelated: Lord Hans Capon is experiencing possibly the lowest moment of his life to date. One thing leads to another, someone takes a sword (?) wound in the thigh, and everything gets more complicated.
Set during the canon KCD 2 storyline; spoilers for the Bird of Prey quest.
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- Part 1 of in toto corde meo
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“You were right. When you said no one could be proud of me.”
Henry closes his eyes. The bed frame soaked up the fire's warmth, a compress pressed along his side. The flame sputters, cracks.
“I was angry. And I couldn’t have possibly meant it, when I know it’s not true.”
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Between the battles, Henry and Hans find time to talk, touch, and live.Series
- Part 1 of Non-Scripta
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All Henry wanted out of this night was an uncomplicated one-night stand, something to sate his bi-curiosity and help him to move on from this rut he had found himself in these past eight months.
What he didn’t expect was for the handsome stranger he met in Prague and shared his bed with for a night to show up at his new job.
And for him to turn out to be the literal worst
// A story about new beginnings, finding one’s place in life, and learning to love imperfections.
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i’ve got all this love, i’ve got to keep to myself by Brittnodo
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
01 Mar 2025
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The sleepless night before they’re set to leave Nebakov and the entire Trosky region behind, Henry stitches up a wounded friend and keeps another warm.
Or, what wasn’t seen in between Henry running around like a headless chicken trying to help Zizka’s people and waking up to von Bergow on their doorstep.
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where thistles bloom by Katharina_von_Bingen
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 May 2026
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More than six years have passed since the wedding.
But Hanush of Leipa still hasn't fully passed the inheritance to Hans Capon, even though he had long since taken on the obligations. Finally, Hans made a decision. He would fight for his rights in court in Prague.
When he arrived, he was irritated to discover that his appointment with the judge had been postponed.
And all because of a major tournament.
Well, he had wanted to show his son the capital, so he decided to make a virtue of necessity and took him to visit it instead.
What harm could come of it?
If it hadn't been for that nagging feeling that someone was watching him.
And suddenly there was this black knight who drew everyone's attention. And paid him none whatsoever.Series
- Part 2 of thistle and weeds