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a group of teenagers get sent to detention by the most hated teacher in the school, and become close friends because of it. the classroom is nicknamed idiotic island - after the teacher’s tendency to not be the brightest and his love for hawaiian shirts and beach sandals despite the weather. chaos ensues and friendships, hatred-ships, and relationships form under the strain of high school life.
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- Part 1 of Idiotic Island Extended Family — Extended Universe
- Part 1 of minor haitus // slow updates
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i hope my heart goes first by naofaun
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
27 Jun 2026
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Starscream starts a new semester at high school, except it's very different to the last one. All of a sudden, people at his school begin dropping like flies and he has the feeling that the dark bad-boy he's romancing has something to do with it. There must be something wrong with him, because the thought excites him more than anything. It wasn't like anybody he knew was dying, after all, so it was fine. Right?
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- Part 1 of we are beautiful, we are doomed | tfp vampire au
- Part 3 of minor haitus // slow updates
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i asked for death, but instead i'm awake by 6ar3lyhum4n (naofaun)
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
23 Jun 2026
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Cold.
Why was he cold? He hadn't been cold since— well, since the first time he was alive.
His eyes opened.He was not where he had last fallen asleep.
Rocks were sent scattering noisily across the dusty floor below him as he shot to his feet. His fists curled tightly at his sides, every muscle tensed and poised for a fight that he wasn't even sure would come. Where was he? He had never seen this place before.
[former title: a cat's nine lives]
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Swindle was a loyal Decepticon down to the spark, even after the war took everything from him. With his brother missing and his crew dead, he doesn't have much left. So when a desperate Autobot comes to him with a deal he can't quite refuse, he has to rethink where his loyalty lies.
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The fact that Schlatt thought he could take that away from him was enough to make his fist curl around the cigarette. Crushed ash burnt his tired fingers, but he didn't even spare them a look. His gaze angled upwards instead, towards the top of the wall. Starlight should have glimmered in his peripheral vision, but the clouds hung heavy in the sky with rain that would likely fall the following day.
He knew what he had to do.
OR; wilbur falls apart and quackity is there to put him back together
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minor haitus // slow updates by 6ar3lyhum4n (naofaun), naofaun
Fandom Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
03 Jul 2026
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Idiotic Island Extended Family — Extended Universe by 6ar3lyhum4n (naofaun), naofaun, s1nners
Fandom Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
03 Jul 2026
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abandoned // long haitus by naofaun, orphan_account
Fandom Dream SMP, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Transformers - All Media Types, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Mar 2026
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i need to stop starting new projects
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we are beautiful, we are doomed | tfp vampire au by bloodonsilksheets (naofaun), naofaun
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
27 Jun 2026
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you put the barrel in your mouth just to feel the metal between your teeth | starscream-centric works by bloodonsilksheets (naofaun), fly_phoenix_fly, naofaun
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2025
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In order to strengthen political bonds during the turmoiling war, a reluctant Megatron is promised the 'fairest' seeker Vos has to offer.
He should have suspected earlier why the Vosians were so eager to marry off their own crown prince.
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- Part 1 of Bright Spots
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Bookmarked by naofaun
20 Nov 2025
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Darling, Can I Be Your Favorite? by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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Starscream: Status: Responsive to positive stimuli.
Escalated praise = heightened obedience. Marked shift in tone and demeanor. Further experimentation recommended.
Physical contact [minimal] yields maximum results. Increase gradually. Observe.
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Megatron finds that an unconventional hand gets better behavior out of his second-in-command. It's intriguing.
...And then he gets carried away.
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- Part 2 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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Bookmarked by naofaun
10 Feb 2026
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Ever Fixed Mark by Spoon888 for AdamTheApprentice
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
06 Jul 2025
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“We are not in a relationship.” Starscream pointed at him. “I don’t like you. You don’t like me. Understand?”
Skywarp thought he might love Starscream more than he had ever loved anything ever before.
Bookmarked by naofaun
28 Jun 2026
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Update 10/04/26 - prologue added!
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Despite working together for years, Adam and Lute can't stand each other.
He thinks she's got a stick up her ass.
She thinks he's an idiot.
When Lute goes behind Adam's back to Sera and proposes they change their training regime for Extermination Day, Adam is hellbent on making her life miserable - until he learns it's in his best interest to work with her, not against her.
The problem is, neither of them counted on unexpected feelings getting in the way of their jobs, which makes things... difficult for them.
What happens when one day, they accidentally take things a little too far?
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- Part 1 of Three Cheers for Sweet Redemption
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Bookmarked by naofaun
24 Jun 2026
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The Countdown Started Yesterday by LegendTrainer
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One
22 Jul 2024
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In just a few short days, the Autobots, already on the back foot in their civil war, have lost their single greatest advantage — Prowl.
Unable to pinpoint the culprit, Jazz grows desperate. His faction doesn't have the time or resources to burn on a protracted, dead-end search, but Jazz knows they can't afford to give up. There are no long-term prospects for survival without their tactician.
Taking the investigation into his own hands only gets him pity from those who think Prowl is long gone and that Jazz is in far too deep, but he doesn't see another option.
He's gotta do it anyway.
For the Transformers Reverse Minibang 2024 with art by the wonderful Jar Of Loose Screws!
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Bookmarked by naofaun
19 May 2026