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    "There are things I can't tell you, really, because I don't have the words," he swallows, gaze flicking treacherously, unmistakably to Sirius's mouth. "But they're things that I want you to know."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    69
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    9,569
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    Once is wretched enough, you know this.

    Or, Sirius helps Harry sleep, and then helps himself to a sleeping Harry.

    Language:
    English
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    8,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    10,464
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    Weasley is our king,
    He cannot block a single thing,
    That is why the Slytherins all sing:
    Weasley is our King

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,862
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    Some Harry/Sirius/Severus art inspired by the famously sexy Anne Hathaway in Twelfth Night photos.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2,675
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    The truth is, Harry doesn’t just want Sirius buying him fine robes and dressing him in them—in his heart of hearts, he wants Sirius to take him out of these robes, too.

    Language:
    English
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    8,345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    4,405
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    A fizzle, a punch. The DHD lurches with a spectacular shudder before every button goes dark. Or at least John assumes they did—he’s not looking at the buttons, he’s looking at Mckay’s face, because John keeps his fatal flaws as close as he keeps his friends. (Funny how fatal flaws sometimes double as friends).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    994
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    Down the pink column of Obi-Wan’s throat, to the flutter of his frantic pulse, to the gaping neck of his robes and then—lower, to—

    Anakin goes suddenly and violently red, and his voice dies in his throat.

    The front of Obi-Wan’s tunic is all wet. Wet with milk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    1,040
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    15,593
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    Gimli is working his bartending shift. Legolas is home alone with pink wine, a silk robe, a phone, and a plan.

    Language:
    English
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    4,773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    633
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    7,025
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    Sure, Geralt was muscley and had beautiful, shapely, irritatingly symmetrical lips and an ass shaped by the hands of the gods themselves but—those features alone have never been enough to do it for Jaskier. He’s not a ruffian. He needs a little more than natural strength, he needs effort. It shouldn’t matter that Geralt is gifted in certain areas because he bathes once a week maybe if they’re lucky and lives in his armor and kisses his horse on the mouth and is otherwise a truly disgusting human. Or not human. A truly disgusting witcher.

    So it’s absurd and quite shocking, really, when Jaskier starts to get hard every time he can smell Geralt of Rivia’s sweat.

    Language:
    English
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    7,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    1,581
    Bookmarks:
    277
    Hits:
    15,408
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    Jaskier feels like a dog, on most days. A stray, drooling dog outside of a butcher shop, gazing longingly through smudged glass at sides of beef dripping blood into black earth. Or actually, more like a guard dog, the sort meant to herd livestock. Forever cursed to care for, to protect, to watch exactly what it would prefer to bite into.

    The thing in question, of course, the metaphorical pork chop, the sacrificial lamb, is Geralt of Fucking Rivia. Or more specifically, his ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    1,648
    Bookmarks:
    288
    Hits:
    11,214
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    Napoleon has been hellbent on disaster as of late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,966
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    486
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4,403
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    Zayn is a no-nonsense career lady and Niall is the literal Disney Princess who uproots her life (and also teaches her a thing or two about birdhouses, and love).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,448
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,546
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    Spock avoids pain. Kirk needs it to survive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3,283
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    Kirk is running out of time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,285
  15. Tags
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    A list of reasons why it hasn’t happened yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    877
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    8,936
  16. Tags
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    Spock wants to take Kirk apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,227
  17. Tags
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    Kirk knows it doesn’t matter if Spock wants him. The fact he does not want to want him will always win out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    360
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4,900
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    Twice, Kirk has held Spock in his arms. Twice, he has been made a fool.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3,383

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