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The Potter family is not known for stopping the war with sacrifice. In this world, the war ended in a treaty with concessions on both sides, and the Potters raised their children in a time of unprecedented peace. Their eldest child is not known for facing down a dark lord, in fact, not much is known about him at all.
Or: Harry is born unable to speak anything other than parseltongue.
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- Part 1 of Serpent's Tongue
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10 Jun 2026
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White Honey Clinic by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 May 2026
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“I feel I should remind you that actually giving Geralt your baby is a bad idea.”
"You're just miffed she's not named after you."
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Jaskier stumbles into the White Honey clinic looking for help for his newborn, and Geralt ends up with a new receptionist and a family.
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03 Jun 2026
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Kaer Morsels by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2023
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03 Jun 2026
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After a debilitating leg injury destroys his self-worth and leaves him wondering if his life will ever be the same again, Geralt tries to navigate getting back into online dating, which he's never been good at to begin with.
He manages to match with Jaskier, and wonders what will happen when the insanely hot musician finally realizes that Geralt is little more than damaged goods.
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AKA "The disabled boyfriends fic"
"But how am I supposed to love you when I don't love who I am? And how could I give you all of me when I'm only half a man?"
-Dean Lewis, "Half A Man"Series
- Part 1 of Into The Breeze
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21 Apr 2026
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Jaskier's carefully crafted life as a bard turned spy is uprooted in an instant when his family finally decides that he is no longer disowned now that they have a use for him. When back in Lettenhove, he finds out that his father has put out a warrant for him. He has finally found a use for his bastard son. As it turns out that use is sending him as part of a tribute to the Warlord of the North. All of them under the impression he won't walk out of that place alive, Jaskier is determined to survive in anyway he can.
The first of a series I'm starting. Your classic Tribute Jaskier becomes the warlord's husband and dearly loved bard. With some bumps along the way :) Very slow burn...
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- Part 11 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
- Part 1 of Witcher Warlord AU
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16 Apr 2026