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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Jun 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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"I thought- I thought we were friends-"
What the fuck?
"-you're killing me you're going to kill me please, please, I can't do it, I don't want to die-"
What the fuck.
or, How does Simon feel about Grace's nightmare?
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- Part 2 of The Nature of Star Systems
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“Oho, finally figured it out, huh? God, I should have kno-” Flambae pauses. Looks at Robert. Looks at him properly, looks at Robert’s bewildered expression, the way his eyes flicker from Flambae’s chest and in a moment, as if it’s instinct, a well-worn urge to check, Robert’s eyes flicker down to his own chest and then back up.
It takes Flambae a second to gather the words. “Sorry, too?”
Robert nods once, slowly, as if in a trance. “Yeah. I’m, uh, trans. Also. Assuming that’s what you meant by, uh, clock.”or, What do you do when you realize your kinda-coworker kinda-frenemy is also trans? Fuck about it, probably.
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- Part 3 of The Trans Flambert Trifecta
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You've Got A Front Row Seat And I've Got A Taste by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
02 Mar 2026
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“It’s called positive reinforcement,” Blazer said, smiling widely as she watched Robert flip through the pages. “Of course, every team has different ways of being motivated, but we find heroes generally like rewards of some kind. That’s why we’ve got the points system.”
“So, what, give them gold stars?”
She shrugged, still with that blindingly bright smile that rivaled the glare of the office fluorescents. “It’s up to you. We’ve done pizza parties, we’ve done dinners, we’ve done Friday drinks. Just find out what works best for your synergy as a team.”
Synergy. Yeah.
or, The promise of sex is a great incentive.
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- Part 2 of The Trans Flambert Trifecta
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“Nah, but it‘s the same idea, right?”
Robert raises a brow. “There's some pretty big structural differences between the two.” Flambae shrugs again, confidence seeming to return as he begins unbuttoning Robert’s shirt properly.
“I’ll figure it out. I’m adaptable like that.”
or, Blowing someone and eating pussy is basically the same thing, right?
Series
- Part 1 of The Trans Flambert Trifecta
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The Nature of Star Systems by oofouchyikes
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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What's the greatest honor you can bestow upon your favorite characters? Hitting them with the transgender-ification ray, of course. Oh, and making them fuck about it.
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