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    Shane doesn’t like to ask for what he needs, but when Ilya is around, he doesn’t have to.

    or five times Ilya fixes it without making Shane feel bad, and one time he doesn’t.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Chris didn’t do the summer reading.

    Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.

    The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.

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    Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”

    Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”

    Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    “It’s a common misconception, Bruce muses, that Kryptonians don’t need to breathe.”

    Bruce wants to try something and Clark is all too happy to oblige.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Once this is over, everything will go back to exactly the way it was before. Nothing will change except that they will both know that Batman was right and Superman was wrong. Tomorrow, when Batman happens to bump into Superman at Watchtower for monitor duty, he will--
    Superman sucks one of his balls into his mouth and massages it with his tongue.
    --shove Superman right back down on his knees because why on earth does this man have to be so damned super at everything?

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    28 Jan 2026