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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Wemmbu’s just a regular guy trying to figure out life after college — new job, decent pay, good friends, and a coffee run that makes mornings actually survivable. Things are simple, a little chaotic, and mostly fine. Mostly.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Driven by a desire and by his concern for the safety of someone important—Eggchan decides to leave The End, the place that has held him captive for far too long.
    Somehow, Mojang decides that a portal bug is a fantastic idea at the exact moment everything is on the brink of spiraling out of control, just as The Law gains access to the final dimension.

    Instead of being sent back to Spawn, Egg and Wemmbu are thrown into a place called,
    LifeSteal.

    And instead of having to deal with the situation like normal—
    they somehow end up… smaller.

    Or

    Eggchan and Wemmbu are turned into.... kids!—innocent and instinct-driven, guided only by fragments of unclear memories; while their mentors are forced to level up in something other than PvP.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    A lone figure stood in front of a beautiful, towering building. Dread curled tightly in his stomach, heavy and insistent.

    His new college.

    It really was beautiful. The Victorian-style architecture rose proudly against the sky, all sharp angles and elegant curves, with multiple towers and narrow balconies that looked like they belonged in another century. A copper-tiled roof caught the light, dulled by age but still warm in color. Massive oak trees surrounded the campus, their branches stretching wide as if to shelter it. The few orange and yellow leaves clinging stubbornly to the limbs swayed softly in the wind, fluttering down now and then to crunch beneath passing feet.

    Or,

    Wemmbu starts his new life at college, trying to leave alot of things behind.

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    28/?
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    21 Jul 2026

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    Egg somehow convinces Wemmbu that he should crossdress in order to hide his identity better, how will his past enemies react?

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    19 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    LS!Wemmbu and LS!Derapchu have an adventure in Unstable SMP
    just that...

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    17 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 56

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    The war's ended, the battleground is a complete mess. (Probably from Wemmbu's orbitals). Wemmbu breathes in a sigh of relief, even though Lettuce escaped, they still won. Though why is Flamefrags trying to kill Jaden?!?!

    Wemmbu fights Flame, with them both having low ressourses, it wasn't really going anywhere.

    Then his head started to ring.

     

    Or, Wemmbu passed out because of a sickness he chose to ignore, now he's got multiple people taking care of him.

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    13 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 69

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    "uh, yea.. Hey, bro? Mind telling me what the fuck you're doing?"

    "Yeah, uh- basically, we're-"

    "You're" Egg corrected. "What you're doing, not me bro"

    Egg can't even see Wemmbu's face right now but he knows fully well that Wemmbu is rolling his eyes.

    "What we're doing, is a walk back home" Wemmbu explains. 

    _______

    OR

    taxduo runs away

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Eggchan never watched the news; he was too absorbed with his books. But even though he never watched the news, he's certain about one thing.

    This bloodied man in the alley is definitely a villain.

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    13 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 81

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    Wemmbu is very good at three things: blowing things up, staying uncaught, and never getting attached.

    Known as the purple villain who levels buildings in his free time, he plans destruction with unsettling precision… right up until two kids with no home, too much courage, and worse impulse control wander into his life and refuse to leave.

    Now, between balancing city-shaking villainy and raising accidental sidekicks, Wemmbu is discovering that the most dangerous thing he’s ever taken responsibility for isn’t a bomb. It’s family.

    or my take on the hero/villain/vigilante au where everyone leading secret double lives *sighs*

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Wemmbu couldn't fight the Law anymore, he had lost so much, and wasn't going to put his best friend in danger anymore.

    So, Wemmbu turned himself in. Let Law Execute him, and consequently, take over the server.

    But Egg won't stand for this, he wouldn’t let Lettuce, or anyone else who hurt his best friend get away with their actions.

    Eggchan will get his revenge. And he will make sure, the Law is gone for good.

     

    Lets just say, Eggchan kills more then just 1 diamond player...

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Wemmbu had made a poor life decision a while ago. And that was of course, making a contract. Well, two contracts, technically. For both of his Maces. And now he's going to pay the consequences for those actions, among others.

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    Wemmbu has contracts with his two maces, and they may or may not be slowly killing him. Woops!
    Hopefully he can avoid that, somehow.

    (Formally titled "Spirit AU (temporary name)")

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Egg should quit, he thinks. This job was going to be the death of him, and he wasn't sure this was worth it.
    But, then again, a paying job was a paying job, and he kinda needed the money— and look, as long as the very wounded and beat up villain in front of his counter tipped, he was willing to overlook the fact that he was getting blood on Egg's newly mopped floor. He was not above bribery.

     

    generic coffee shop/villain au

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    12 Jul 2026

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    In Unstable City, there's a lot of things that exist. Hybrids of all kinds, from dogs, to demons, to blazes. It's not unique, that's for sure, as the cities surrounding it, like Lifesteal City or Strength City, have their own quirks, and their own different hybrids of creatures and humans.

    One thing Unstable City has that other cities do not, however, is an angel. Angels were hunted and killed down until near extinction for their abilities, which were said that one could receive if they ate an angel's heart.

    It had been centuries since anyone's seen an angel, so that myth was yet to be proven.

    Eggchan is an angel.

    He works at a coffee shop. He does all the shifts, every last one, since the other employees all either ran off to be heroes, or died in the crossfire of the battles. Doesn't matter to Egg though. As long as he gets paid.

    Staying safe isn't too hard.

    Until heroes, vigilantes and villains alike decide that the coffee shop Egg works at is a great place to get coffee.

    aka

    I wanted to hop on the coffee shop/superpower stuff au since I love reading it so much. Hope I did it justice

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    12 Jul 2026

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    King MinuteTech did not expected to care five misunderstood, sick, and depressed children at this age.

    But he certainly isn't complaining.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.

    he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?

    But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.

    Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.

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    The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.

    “What parrot are you?” He asked

    “What?”

    “You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”

    “Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”

    (I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)

     

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    11 Jul 2026

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    11 Jul 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 5

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    10 Jul 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 45

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    R/Relationship_advice

    I (22M) and my partner (20M) have been arguing a lot lately. He doesn't believe anything I'm saying, hes always calling me a liar. Im really hurt how do i communicate to him that i dont want this for us?

    Submitted one month ago by u/gambitingitup 

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    u/inferno_ashen: STFU BRO. WE ATE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. IM TELLING EVERYONE THE TRUTH THAT YOURE A STUPID LIAR

    Alternatively; two idiots on reddit, one ragebaiting the other and they end up meeting irl to fight...

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    10 Jul 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Okay,” Parrot exclaims from his seat at the very front of the table, clapping his hands together, his wings fluttering slightly, “It has come to my attention that some of us don’t know who we are and what we can actually do. So I'm proposing that we all go around and introduce ourselves by name and what our strengths are!” 

     Parrot stares pointedly at Wemmbu, who is astutely ignoring the others gaze, animatedly talking to Jaden. Egg snorts quietly where he sits, sharing a glance with Minute.

    “Hey,” the Serbian spaz of a twink that Flame’s going to stab one day says, nudging Wemmbu with his elbow, “I think he’s talking to you.” 

    or:
    Sharpness training Wemmbu is canon in Unstable, and it changes absolutely nothing.

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    10 Jul 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 76

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    Spoke hadn’t had brothers in a long time.

    That was the way it was, and that was the way it would always be.

    It was far too dangerous if someone could use them against each other.

    (Or, in which Spoke is in purgatory, and Jamato finds out about his brothers.)
    (Or, or, uu quartet family reunion. [AKA an au by @Spokesisnothere on twitter!!!])

    — reupload because i accidentally deleted it

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    10 Jul 2026

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