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    Shane joins the Centaurs and Ilya thinks he’s won the lottery. Maybe he did, but there are repercussions. For one, Hollander is impressive. Hollander wins games. But, he wanted to play with Shane.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    The day after getting kicked out of the playoffs by the Centaurs, Hayden Pike shows up for a post-series debrief along with the rest of the Metros. They are greeted by a roomful of cops, a recording of a late-night 911 call, and an empty chair where Shane Hollander should be.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Cliff would probably remember if he was there when Ilya met a woman so earth-shattering that he would chase after her for nearly a decade. Probably. Cliff thinks he would probably notice something as life-altering as a meeting like that. Who on earth is this woman and how did they find each other? Did Cliff watch Ilya’s life change before his eyes and not even realize what was happening?

     

    In the fall of 2017, Cliff Marlow notices evidence of Jane all over Ilya’s apartment. He decides to investigate.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    it's simple: it isn't over, it's just begun. it's green. it's still green. --richard siken

    or: Ilya is still a hockey player. Shane isn't, and hasn't been in years.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Shane gets caught on a hot mic walking Ilya like a dog. Twitter implodes. The team reminds them that it could have been worse.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.

    A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.

    Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.

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    10 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 98

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    “Fine, whatever,” said Ilya, “but I want you to keep doing what you do. You hear me? I will keep paying. Is no problem.”

    There was a moment of silence.

    “Mr. Rozanov, we don’t think that Mr. Hollander would… he basically spends all his time on hockey, with no signs that he’d cheat on you. I don’t know if we’d be able to keep billing you at these rates with a clear conscience.”

    Ilya rubbed his forehead and sighed.

    Long-distance relationships are hard, and Ilya finds himself developing a surveillance kink.
    Yes, he pays to have Shane followed.
    Set in fall 2017, with Ilya in Boston and Shane in Montréal.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Shane could spew black bile all over the television screen. In his whole life he’d never hated anyone more than Scott Hunter, because he knew this was how it would be written in the history books: groundbreaking Captain Scott Hunter bravely kissed his cute little boyfriend on center ice and everybody clapped; stupid slut Shane Hollander got caught with a cock up his ass.

     

    Somebody leaks a sex tape of Shane.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    28 May 2026

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    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
    (English version)

    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane’s uncle arrives from Japan for Shane and Ilya's wedding, which becomes complicated in ways Ilya does not expect.

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    27 May 2026

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    The first sound Ilya hears is a thin, discordant symphony of beeps and whirs. Something vibrating. 

    The next thing he hears is…wet. A sort of shaking, gargling sound, that feels like the ugliest crying he’s ever heard. And through it, Shane’s voice. 

    “I’m with him now, mom. He’s— he’s not fine. He’s not. I know—”

    Ilya wants to ask who's not fine, but he can’t feel his own body, his mouth, enough to ask.

    “Yeah,” Shane is saying, only slightly calmer. “I know. He wasn’t breathing—"

    Ilya knows there's a link, between the clinical musicality of medical settings, Shane’s audible, awful distress, and his own physical incapacity. It’s just, it’s so tenuous, and the air around him is so thick, so heavy. It would be easy, to sleep, a little. 

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    Footage of the last game between Ottawa and Montreal is everywhere; it’s breached containment from the sports world, and now it seems like everyone is baying for Montreal’s blood. Except, Ilya is oblivious. Not exactly blissfully so, but as the fight for accountability within the league rages on without him, Ilya just wants someone, anyone, to tell him what happened.

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    20 May 2026

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    In a pawn shop in Montreal, a bag of used golf clubs is sold to a famous hockey player.

    Less than an hour later, another, different famous hockey player’s car is vandalized. In Montreal. With golf clubs.

    The common thread between these two events is simple. One of these hockey players is bad at lying to himself. The other is even worse.

    Inspired by this post.

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    19 May 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    19 May 2026

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    “Hollander,” Ilya says, “Did I tell you I meet nice woman?”

    Shane locks eyes with Rozanov. “Oh yeah? Did she run away screaming?”

    Ilya smirks. “Running? No. Screaming? Lots of it.” And then he fucking winks.

    Later, Rozanov slams him into the boards. He stays pressed up against Shane for a moment too long, then speaks in a lowered voice.

    “I didn’t tell you the best bit. Her name is Jane.”

    Ilya starts dating a woman called Jane. This sets off a chaotic chain of events featuring jealousy, sexting, miscommunication and a whole lot of bad ideas.

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    12 May 2026

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    09 May 2026

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    This is how to be good: anyone who pisses you off is a cocksucker.

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    02 May 2026

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    “When you’re with her,” Ilya continues, voice rough and breathless, “and she does fuck all for you no matter how hard you close your eyes, do you try to angle your hand so she brushes up on the scar? Do you do everything you can to remember it exists? Am I there with you, Hollander? Always?”

    Shane wants to touch him—so he does the only thing he’s allowed to do.

    He throws the first punch.

    Or: After Shane and Ilya's first on-ice fight sends the media into a frenzy, the league forces them to date to control the narrative.

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    02 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    22 Apr 2026

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