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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Fizz, you need to get laid.”

    Fizz levels a very long wide-eyed look at Ozzie that morphs into a glare. Finally he crosses his arms, closes his eyes and flips his head, sending those bells jangling. “I can fuck myself just fine, thank you very much.”

    “Uh huh,” Ozzie drawls, voice dripping with doubt. He makes a show of looking at his claws casually as he prepares to drop the bomb. “I’d say not well enough. From what I can sense.”

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    01 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    After Mammon's clown pageant and everything that followed, Ozzie is left stressed and a mess. Fizz decides to take matters into his own hands.

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    “Would you stop fucking teasing me, Froggie,” he moans against the jester’s neck. Fizz smirks.

    “Never,” comes his reply, “But if you want this to go any further, I’m gonna need to know what ~exactly~ you need, Babe.”

    “Fuck, Froggie, you’re such a brat when you’re like this,” Ozzie teases, his head falling back onto the pillows. He ignores Fizz’s baby-voiced quip of “When am I not a brat,” rude, and after a pregnant pause responds.

    He’s almost shy about it – it’s… strange all things considered. A bit disconcerting, if Fizz didn’t already understand the patterns of it. The ebb and flow of Ozzie’s anxiety. Ozzie is never all that shy about sex, but he definitely is about giving up control. When he needs to be pulled – preferable screaming and moaning – out of his head, out of his body really, that’s when he gets like this. Like there’s this squirming, electric energy pent up under his skin and he can’t alleviate it on his own, no matter how hard he tries. His voice is lower than usual, less self-assured, Fizz thinks. “I need you to take care of me.”

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    19 Jul 2024

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    “Steve, I’m only offering because I want to help, okay? So,” he pauses, can’t believe he has to ask again. “Do you want me to fuck you?”

    Steve groans, squeezing his eyes shut as his face pinches up.

    “Yeah,” Steve says on the outbreath. “Please,” he tacks on. An afterthought. 

    Eddie grimaces. “Gross, man. Don’t say please about me fucking you.”

    “I’m just being polite! You’re the one who offered!”


    When Steve's heat comes early and threatens to ruin their holiday, Eddie grudgingly offers to help.

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    03 Mar 2024

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    When Astarion awakens in the aftermath of the Nautiloid crash, it is not to a friendly face but the press of goblin steel against his cheek.

    Now a captive of the Absolute, he is left starving and huddled in the corner, waiting for the beast that shares his cell to finally strike.

    Bears, after all, are not known to be the most gracious killers.

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    27 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    While a comatose Eddie Munson recovers in the hospital, Steve begins to wonder things about both "the freak" and himself.

    or: Two bros, chilling in the hospital, five feet apart cuz they're not gay... right?

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    05 Nov 2023