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provoke /prə-vōk′/
1. To incite to anger or resentment.
"taunts that provoked their rivals."2. To bring about deliberately; induce.
"provoke a fight."───
Near keeps picking petty fights with Mello, but why? Mello gets to the bottom of the issue.
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Mello and Near live a life of peace, now.
Kira is nothing more than a long-gone memory.
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When Mello suggests that they start swimming together for exercise, Near agrees. But he's anxious about it, to say the least.
Luckily, Mello knows him well, and thinks of a solution that helps Near feel much better about the idea.
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Sweet Dee and The Waitress Join the Mile High Club by squidish
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Jan 2025
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In hindsight, following the Waitress to the bathroom was a stupid idea.
Dee knew that the Waitress was horny- she had literally said it out loud. Multiple times. But Dee had thought she was over it and wanted to do the Boggs thing instead. She thought the whole "come with me to the bathroom" routine was just one of those weird things women did. That’s a thing, right?
Most women probably don’t invite each other to the bathroom in order to hump, though.
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Mello and Near play a totally normal game of Scrabble.
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What Near really wants- what he craves- is to hold someone.
(..Someone? No.. One person in particular.)
He wants to touch another human’s skin and feel that hum inside them- to hug them, and perhaps even listen to their heartbeat- to know that they are alive and well.
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"I don't suppose you'd like to.. Spend the night here, with me, would you?" Near's face is determined, but her voice is quavering. "I have food that we could eat, and.. You could sleep with me. ..In- in my bed, I mean."
Mello is silent for a moment, a little awed.
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In which Near overcomes her first-time jitters, and Mello is head-over-heels in love with her.
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Near's good day turns into an even better night.
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“You know, in a week, you’ll be off this kick and not give a shit about pot.”
Matt perked up. “Is that a yes?”
“No,” Mello said, but his lips were twitching with a smile. “Weren’t we in the same D.A.R.E. class? Crack is wack, Matty. Gotta learn it.”
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A small peek into the domestic life of Mello and Near, in which Mello brings Near a present.
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..times Mello and Near were interrupted.
“How about the three times Mihael and Nate got caught, by each of the SPK? Or the 1 time they got caught by the entire trio. In my head I see them all assuming up until that point that Nate’s something of a sexless little boy, given his dress sense and demeanor. I’d love to see what horrible shock they’d get.”
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starting over by squidish for cat soda (bestofwaifusbestofwomen)
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
09 Jan 2023
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Or, how Dance Dance Revolution manages to mend a relationship fraught with tension for two idiot's entire lives.
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"Near continues to stretch him out, slowly, slowly, until he’s melting into a relaxed warm puddle and Near's whole fingertip feels so big inside him yet so perfect… It’s pushing deeper, stroking around inside him, and oh.. Everything is slick enough down there that the sound of it- the sound of it is smacking and wet and makes his face feel hot. Mello is shivering and gripping the bed sheets to keep himself relaxed enough that Near can do this, press gently around inside him, explore him shallowly in this place he never has before.. It feels so good, better than he ever thought it could be. "
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Near can't help but dream of what he will never have.
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Mello and Near go on a date on Valentine's day. They don't really mean to, but it turns out that way.
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the fact that charlie and the waitress canonically had enjoyable sex mystifies me. i simply need to see it. what can i say? i'm an artist.
i.e., i wrote the missing scene from 12x10, dennis' double life, where charlie and the waitress do it
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Matt and Mello navigate ADHD, learn to communicate, and steal from Hobby Lobby. Merry Christmas, one and all.
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a lazy afternoon in july.
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just a little scene, for Mello's birthday. not established relationship.
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On the last Friday of every month, every child at Wammy's House has a test in every subject. It's informally known as test day, and is universally both hated and anticipated. Every test day, a piece of paper is posted on the bulletin board outside the library announcing their scores and updated ranks.
Mello is doing just fine with it (with everything) until Near comes along.
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**there is no underage sex in this, but there is some sexuality and a young person's naked body is briefly described, nothing super explicit, though. if that bothers you, feel free to click out**