thegreenempty
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (13)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (6)
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid (6)
- Bones (TV) (3)
- House M.D. (1)
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Roz: marly, wtf??
didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripperHammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
got in trouble with management for it
they thought it was for harassmentConnors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwichCarmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy
Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!
Roz: fucking stop it! all of you
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Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!
A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.
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- Part 4 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
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- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
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- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
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- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games by thegreenempty
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.
Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.
Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.
Thanks for reading! 💕
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Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files by thegreenempty
Fandom Bones (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 May 2025
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So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?
“Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.
You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.
After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.
(They definitely still try, though.)
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Love is miserable, Ilya thinks. It's dirty work. It fights worse than an MLH enforcer with a drinking problem and seven missing teeth. It'll toss you about and break your bones and leave you bleeding out on the ice.
He's been in love twice, and both times he fucked it.
The first time, he hadn't even known what it was until it was gone. He had learned its shape from the hole it left behind. Hollander had gone. Poof, whoosh, like a ghost. All that was left was the man on the ice, jaw tense and eyes dead, who played like Ilya was a bug to be crushed. Ilya tried to play so dirty Hollander would throw down his gloves and then they could at least touch each other again, fist to face, but all he got was decked by a series of troglodytes in Metros jerseys.
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- Part 2 of i know how to hurt myself on you
Bookmarked by thegreenempty
15 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Vesna STOOD TEN TOES DOWN and we love her for it! WIP, waiting ch2
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
15 Apr 2026
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WIP waiting ch41 - in which Ilya organizes a gay hockey mafia
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Mr. Answer Man by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he never expected. And giving Shane Hollander what he needs in that moment will change everything.
I note which chapters are SFW vs NFSW, because many of you said knowing meant the difference between reading this on your lunch break or having to wait. (Thank you for wanting to read my work that much.)
Covers the first two years of their rookie seasons (which is mostly skipped over in the show/books). Canon divergent from the first hookup seen in HR s01ep01. Most things are from the show but the timeline is a mix of both; Hunter and Marleau are aged up per the show instead of as young as they are in the books. (Also, Shane and Ilya don't wait *two years*, they stick to the book timeline. IYKYK.)
Please note this will the first in a series; you can subscribe to the whole series as well so you don't miss anything :)
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
12 May 2026
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WIP, waiting Ch 32
Shane/Ilya more serious from CCM onward, Shane being harassed by his team, seeking a trade. Poor Ilya is so depressed, loves Shane SO MUCH :( <3
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The Hollander-Rozanov Project by Fanfan229
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.
They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.
What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
18 Jun 2026
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Secretly married, fully-in love Hollanov. The one where they take pictures of their shared trophies every year at the awards show. WIP, waiting ch8